Comments on: A Chinese Fire Drill… http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/ This Blog was Invented in Xi'an 5,000 Years Ago Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:37:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Stranded Mariner http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-35 Wed, 23 May 2007 15:42:39 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-35 Second that XO

]]> By: MyLaowai http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-34 Wed, 23 May 2007 12:42:02 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-34 Nice try, Sparky. But no cigar.

I guess you must be a Chiney. Only reactionary Chineys would be able to butcher the English language the way you just did.

If you ever hope to better yourself and your cuntry, here’s a little advice:

1. Take a good, hard look at yourselves. Stupid laowais might actually be right from time to time.
2. Grow a thicker skin. Not only will it prevent bile from overloading your liver, it may also enable you to behave in an objective manner.
3. Develop a sense of humour. Or buy one. Or Hell, just copy one from the West. Whichever is easiest.
4. If all else fails, and you really can’t get over this blog thing, read something else.

Have a truly happy day, young grasshopper.

]]> By: must be snooty americans http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-33 Wed, 23 May 2007 09:17:00 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-33 guess u must be an american. only snooty americans will be able to write such narrow-minded blog criticizing others. If u r the world standard, extinguish the rest of the world, please, if you can. better than yipping here in your poor little home(page).

]]> By: Mariner http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-32 Mon, 21 May 2007 14:05:48 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-32 Not only free, we get friggin PAID for it. Top that, haha.

]]> By: MyLaowai http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-30 Mon, 21 May 2007 12:20:22 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-30 Hahaha! I’d quite forgotten that one! Brilliant!

And the best part is: IT’S ALL FREE!

Honestly, you just couldn’t get this kind of entertainment anywhere else on Earth, at any price, and we get it for free on a daily basis!

]]> By: Mariner http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-29 Mon, 21 May 2007 11:43:00 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-29 Didn’t we witness the last part of a Chinese Fire Drill in Xiamen, on the campus of Xiamen university a few years ago? I was under the impression they tried to talk the fire out.

]]> By: Definitions (4) « Stranded on the Largest Island http://mylaowai.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-28 Mon, 21 May 2007 11:39:55 +0000 http://mylaowai.wordpress.com/2007/05/21/a-chinese-fire-drill/#comment-28 [...] Definitions (4) Han-ticipation (n.): Expectation, intuition, or foreknowledge that something will go seriously wrong, because you are dealing with Han Chinese. See also Cluster fuck (Charlie Foxtrott) and Chinese fire drill. [...]

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