Quotations From Bastards
Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, September 3, 2007
From the Land That Time Forgot, these quotations…
“China is highly transparent in terms of military policies and security strategy, as reflected in its commitment to no-first-use of nuclear weapons… [but] Transparency will always be relative. The key point is mutual trust.”
- Peng Guangqian
Yeah, except that China has a stated first-use policy and is internationally known for having the least transparent set of military policies and budgets on earth.
The number of cases involving foreign institutions and individuals conducting illegal surveying and mapping in China has been on the rise in recent years, according to the State Bureau of Surveying and Mapping (SBSM).
In the first six months of this year, local authorities have handled five cases and investigating five others in the Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Shanghai Municipality, and Jiangxi and Jiangsu provinces.
SBSM said most of these foreigners came into the country under the disguise of scientists, tourists, expeditionists, and archaeologists.
The results of these foreigners’ surveying and mapping belong to China, and must not be brought and transmitted abroad without official permission by Chinese authorities, according to the law.
Foreigners who have illegally surveyed, collected and published geographical information on China will be severely punished according to law.
These cases involve innocent people entering positional data into their GPS handsets. Hell, it includes me, since I’ve entered waypoints into my GPS-enabled cellphone. Come and get me. .
“Organic farming is not a new thing in Chinese agriculture. We did it thousands of years ago and now we are just going back to the traditions with some modern technologies.”
- Guo Changjun
Yeah. Modern Technology. Like not shitting in the rice paddy and calling it ‘Organic Farming’.
“China consistently spares no efforts to enforce its IPR legislation with great success acknowledged by the international community… It is regrettable for China to see the United States has chosen to request the establishment of a panel in spite of China’s efforts to settle this dispute through consultations.”
- Chinese WTO Delegation
Except that China rejected consultations under “relevant WTO regulations”.
If one person has too many babies, the whole village will have their tubes tied!
One pregnancy gets the ring. Two pregnancies gets your tubes tied. The third and fourth, kill kill kill!
- Family Planning Slogans
“The reality of this country’s economic reforms is that the country, the race, is prospering. This must be extolled. It can only be extolled. There can’t be anyone who makes fun of it. People who do either have ulterior motives or they’re mentally challenged… As a Chinese director … as a Chinese actor, this point of view must be firmly entrenched.”
- Han Sanping, China Film Group Chairman
An unidentified official with the [Zhejiang] provincial industry and commerce bureau said that a thorough inspection shall be carried out for imported food products.
He also warned people to be cautious of taking foreign nourishment and avoid blind faith in expansive [sic] products.
Yeah. Better to stick to cardboard-filled buns, right?
If we are serious about protecting Chinese culture, maybe we should begin by preventing our language from being Europeanized.
- Zou Hanru, ChinaDaily ‘opinion’ writer
Foreign acquisitions of Chinese companies will be subject to stringent new checks intended to protect national economic security under a new law passed Thursday.
“As well as anti-monopoly checks stipulated by this law, foreign mergers with, or acquisitions of, domestic companies or foreign capital investing in domestic companies’ operations in other forms should go through national security checks according to relevant laws and regulations”
- From the new Anti-Monopoly Law
Foreign investors are urged to pay more attention to environmental protection and energy conservation.
“China will strengthen restrictions on foreign investment in energy-intensive high polluting and low efficiency industries.”
- Vice-Minister of Commerce Wei Jianguo
Yeah, because that’s the exclusive traditional domain of Chinese companies.