Comments on: cough!bullshit!cough!

By: ccp stooge (unpaid)

ccp stooge (unpaid) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:05:30 +0000

Why don;t you lot of pricks stuff yourself with some sower-crout down , choke and die !!!

By: Neddy

Neddy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 14:28:36 +0000

More breaking news from Got Rice? :Baby boys Wyatt and Cyrus born at 9:17pm China time. Mother and babies doing great. Doting stats and pictures soon.

By: MyLaowai

MyLaowai — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:35:09 +0000

Don’t sell yourself short, Neddy. I made a career out of winding peeps up and pissing them off.

Tell yer missus to get cracking on that cooking hour post, sharpish.

By: Neddy

Neddy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:16:52 +0000

Hehehe, gotcha! He said “eaten with a fork”, not “slurped”! BJD, you need to be re-educated.
@MyLaowai – BJD is the bloke you want to recruit. I am mostly good only for “trolling on the trolls” at other sites. Something like “How to influence people and make enemies in your spare time” sort of thing.

By: BJD

BJD — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:48:44 +0000

CAPTION/INT: Soprano household dining room. Tony sits at the head of the table, his son Anthony to his left, his mother and his wife Carmella to his right. They are eating spaghetti Bolognese.

Anthony (Jnr) Soprano: I read that the Chinese say they invented spaghetti.

Tony Soprano: (Forceful) Why would a nation of people who eat with sticks invent something that has to be eaten with a fork?

By: Neddy

Neddy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:27:56 +0000

Bugger Chinese food! This is breaking news: At 5:41 PM today, John at Got Rice wrote "Almost a father - Just a few more hours. Stay tuned."

By: MyLaowai

MyLaowai — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:38:17 +0000

Ha! Sez I to Neddy and his wife. I’m coming to stay with you for 364 days of the year, spending only enough time back here annually to remind myself why it was I came to live with you in the first place.

Top post, Neddy. How’d you like to be a guest contributor to this humble blog? Email me your contributions on MyLaowai@gmail.com

Coming soon: Neddy’s Wife’s Cooking Hour.

By: Neddy

Neddy — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 03:28:24 +0000

Ha, sez I to all wimps here! I enjoy tasty and safe Chinese food! For part of a year, anyway, when it is 1) prepared by Mrs Neddy herself 2) in Sydney, in the land of Oz.
Umm… you mean that does not count?

By: MyLaowai

MyLaowai — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:38:20 +0000

As has been been noted elsewhere, Chinese food falls into a few main groups. They are:
1. Cabbage and pork dumplings
2. Cabbage dumplings
3. Pork dumplings
4. Cardboard dumplings
5. Rice
6. Spaghetti (without the sauce)

Personally, I’d rather eat an old, boiled boot than the utter shite I see served up at most places in this horrid nation. Chicken feet and rat’s intestines? No thanks.

Want good food in China? Try KFC or McDonalds.

By: Rob

Rob — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:31:00 +0000

I lived in the countryside of Guangxi Province for a year. “Authentic” food fit into one (or more) of four groups: Slimy, Chewy, Scary and Rice. Leeches, chicken reproductive tracts, dog meat, dog penis, bamboo grubs, snake blood and cicadas made frequent appearances. Granted, it was all “safe” to eat.

This is apparently the Chinese strategy for winning gold medals: with only horrors like this available other nations athletes will be too famished to compete after a couple of days.