BTW, we still need a T-shirt of that one – in characters, right?

Q (by Mystified):
“I have a question! Why are Japanese guys so hung up (pun totally intended) by the size of their shlongs? I love Japanese guys. After a few beers and dodgy Japlish conversations at an izakaya, I am usually in the mood to feel the motion of their ocean, so to speak.
Which is when they ruin my mood (and their chances of getting laid) by telling me, quite emphatically, that they have really small peenies. What’s the deal!? Don’t they realise that I’d much rather find out (and judge) for myself than have them tell me. You seem to be an expert on Gaijin-Nihonjin relations! Help a mystified girl out!”

A (by Kazuhide):
“Dear Mystified. Japan is indirect and porite country. Basicarry they say penis is small to not offend. Truth is they fear your large hole.”

The “Honk If You Have A Small Penis” may seem unkind. Not to me. Humour is a survival trait.. Without detracting from the grief human beings can feel for others, I wish that those, who believe that their despair is somehow different, and special, from anyone else’s, and that no one else is qualified to “understand” it, remember that that there is only one race. The human race.

In forgetting that, you may jeopardise everyone’s survival…