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In 28 Days…

Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, July 10, 2008

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43 Responses to “In 28 Days…”

  1. John said

    Wasn’t there a movie with a similar name? “28 Days Later”. I can see it now…
    Step 1: Clap two times (while chanting “Olympics”)
    Step 2: Hands in fists with thumbs up, arms extended upward (while chanting, “Zombies!”)
    Step 3: Clap two time (while chanting “Braaaiins”)
    Step 4: Hands in fists, arms extended outward and upward (while chanting “Let’s go!”)

  2. MyLaowai said

    Oddly enough, John, it was something along those lines that prompted the post.

  3. The great unraveling of Bad China shall begin!

  4. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Disgusting white filth will milk the Holocaust for all its worth. That way, when their grotesque, inhuman offspring sucking on the teat of Germany’s post-war concentration-camp-economy reflect upon their past they can say; oh, the Holocaust wasn’t so bad, we pulled our shithole of a murderous butcher nation out from the brink by working/shooting 6 million Jews, 11 million Slavs, and 14 million others to death!

    Then 50 years later we were able to remake the 8-Nation Alliance in spirit to harass China with allusions to our disgusting past. Of course we hate genocide and slavery, that is unless we’re the ones who have been funding it for the past 5 decades by supporting the CCP with our insatiable greed and ape-like stupidity. Then we’ll just pretend and play make-believe when we’re in our little Developed Western Club but suck Hu Jintao’s cock when no one is looking.

    Then we will whine and bitch and piss and moan and bleed oceans of blood from our bruised little mancunts about how China isn’t accommodating enough and why your ugly Shanghai gold-digger live-in whore always comes home smelling like porno-shop back-alley buttsex and how your food is poisoned and how all the evil Chinese hate you because you’re a foreigner and how your big crooked nose makes you feel insecure and how it’s China’s fault that you’re fat and it’s China’s fault that your kid is mentally retarded and it’s China’s fault the world is polluted.

    WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

  5. MyLaowai said

    Isn’t it nice that you have a place where you are allowed to speak your mind, without censorship?

    Your CCP masters would not approve of the same courtesy being extended to their own population, of course, nor the populations of the countries that they have annexed in the name of Han supremacy. Tibet, for example, or East Turkestan, or half of Mongolia.

    I think here’s something in that worth thinking about.

  6. Neddy said

    Nanhe, tell us something we have not heard before, from you or from a lady with a crystal ball. You can do better. Also, I said, do not bring any of your resident trolls with you, they are too dumb. Look at this Disgusting Stinky specimen, and his alleged mind! He’s so boring…

  7. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Your CCP masters would not approve of the same courtesy being extended to their own population

    I’m free to criticize you disgusting shiteating assholes wherever I want. America tolerates criticism because it doesn’t listen to it, and just bombs people whenever they want it. That’s why other countries have to resort to authoritarianism and suppress people in order to develop hard power.

    America and the white race are the cancer of planet Earth.

  8. Neddy said

    “I’m free to criticize you disgusting…” For the time being, until we get fed up with retards of your kind.
    “…and just bombs people… You said it, not me! Be afraid, Disgusting Turd, be very afraid! One day, CCP will no longer be able to protect you.

  9. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Be afraid, Peddy-ophile, be very afraid! One day, evil Amerikkka will no longer be able to steal resources for you and you will actually have to do honest work.

    Oh whoops, that would be the subprime meltdown.

  10. Hm… I’m wondering what kind of “honest work” a guy might be doing who has time to comment on each of these postings (with the exception of “a pair of tits”).
    Seems to me that you have brought a lot of color into the dull life of an isolated fenqing abroad, mylaowai. Think of yourself as the Mother Teresa of the blogosphere, and don’t ever let him down.

  11. MyLaowai said

    Well, and why not? After all, my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation and light to the poor, pitiful local yokels who were living in mud huts and caves before my ancestors taught them how to build with concrete.

    If I can brighten the day of one of their spying brethren, far from the land of his incestors (sic), then I consider it my privilege to be able to do so.

    Have a really wonderful day, DAH. We all love you to bits.

    Oh, and justrecently? That’s Mistress Theresa to you. Bitch.

    ;)

  12. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Concrete was invented by the Egyptians, btw.

    Before the Chinese spread civilization to primitive Europe, they were running around the forests having sex with animals while refusing to bathe or wipe their asses.

  13. MyLaowai said

    “Concrete was invented by the Egyptians, btw.”

    Actually, it was invented by the Romans.

  14. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Actually, you’re a fucking retard and should open up a history book.

    The Romans learned the basics of making concrete from the Egyptians. The Romans in actually invented absolutely nothing, they were just very good at using the stuff they learned from other peoples and of course using it to conquer them.

  15. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    actuality

  16. You aren’t the first intellectual giant who’s trying to tell me that China invented the car, Dah.
    Try something original.

  17. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    lol, who said China invented the car you stupid fuck?

    Technology doesn’t just drop out of the sky, it builds upon existing knowledge. The simple fact is that Europe would still be running around in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands if China did not bring civilization to them.

    Likewise, you wouldn’t have any colonies, since you’d have no guns to commit genocide with either. The primitive, evil, barbaric West owes everything to China, India and Egypt.

  18. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    wow and justrecently says there is no conditional or future tense in the Chinese language.

    another “China expert” who has never left his mother’s basement in Texas.

  19. justrecently said

    Well, Dah. Prove Hermit wrong. If you can, that is. As for the Chinese inventing the car, you still haven’t got it:
    “The simple fact is that Europe would still be running around in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands if China did not bring civilization to them.”
    Don’t try to make me believe that you never told that the old Chinese car story, before I brought you the light. I’m optimistic. If good ppl like Mother Teresa keep on their selfless work, some day you’ll get smarter.

  20. justrecently said

    No, I’m not promoting my blog, but the stuff Dah is relating to (Chinese tenses) is here. Enjoy.

  21. mor said

    I think DAH’s name is to be taken literally. He is Disgusting as can be seen in his choice of words, he is an American as he’s been born and grew up in the USA and he is a hypocrite as he is pretending to be a Chinese patriot defending his motherland on blog-sites, while he is happily living somewhere in the States, enjoying all the privileges and freedoms Chinese people are denied, not having any plans to go the glorious Middle Kingdom.

  22. stoogie said

    Gee man, I went out for a shit and the whole circiut is in full swing when I’m not looking …

    here we have dum-diddy-do and dum-diddy-dum (an ozzie convict on the loose) making a fool of themselve again with their German lapdog barking at the audience for not laughing loud enough

    And dum-diddy-do said: “my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation “…

    Hang on, last time you said you were here to copulate with a cheap ass 100RMB Shanghai whore you picked up in a dark alley. Well .. with cheap comes stupid: wasn’t it Mrs Mylaowai that told you “Pregnant women shouldn’t watch TV, to avoid damaging their baby’s eyes.”

    Well thats really funny …a round of applause.. your German lapdog can stop barking now.

  23. justrecently said

    He’s a commenter, and a pretty lousy one. Little else one can say about him with certainty. I think that’s good. It would be insulting for WASPs to think Dah is one himself, and for Chinese ppl to think he’s one of them. ;)

  24. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    some day you’ll get smarter.

    Intelligence is 80% heritable, sadly enough for you.

  25. justrecently said

    Intelligence is 80% heritable, sadly enough for you.

    Someone who refers to the “white race” as “the cancer of the earth” might easily say that.

  26. justrecently said

    Postscript:
    Though I find your theory questionable, thanks for your kudos to my ancestors.

  27. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Someone who refers to the “white race” as “the cancer of the earth”

    This is the consensus of all intelligent individuals, arrived at through rigorous scientific study.

    The white race is a cancer that must be cut from the body of the planet earth.

  28. mor said

    @Disgusting American Hypocrite

    “Intelligence is 80% heritable, sadly enough for you.”

    You obviously belong to those 20% who didn’t get any.

  29. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    oh witty! imagine all the jokes one can come up with if they are retarded and don’t understand the subject matter.

    typical white behavior: Dog sex tapes lead to arrests

    http://www.newsok.com/article/3262499

    police were notified of more than 150 homemade movies of the Tulsa County woman engaging in various sex acts with dogs.

    Is this why it was taken off the menu? All these white people will immediately be reminded of their sex partner, Fido, when they see that dog meat roll out. Not the kind of meat they’re fond of, btw…

  30. MyLaowai said

    The movement patterns of ancient peoples are very interesting. The Celtic peoples, for instance, those red-haired Europeans who now we see only in Ireland, Scotland, Wales and a few parts of France, in fact were the first really advanced engineers in the world. They had metal and salt mines all over Europe, and developed a high technology on their own.

    They also brought that advanced technology and culture to China, when they travelled as far as Jiangsu Province (Celtic remains have been found there). The original inhabitants of East Turkestan (what the Chinese call ‘Xinjiang’) were Celtic.

    The Celts taught the tribes living in what is now called China how to weave, how to ride horses, and how to mine salt. They introduced the wheel, too. Essentially, they gave the Chinese the ability to move beyond their existence of “living in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands”.

    Of course, it wasn’t just the Europeans who got the Chinese started: the Ainu people of Japan taught the peoples of what is now North East China how to cultivate rice, make pottery and construct wooden buildings, while the Khmer people of Cambodia did the same in the South West of China.

    So you see, DAH, the Chinese people have plenty to be grateful for.

    Ain’t history interesting?

  31. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Your history sure is interesting, considering it is 100% wrong. For one, rice cultivation started in Southeast Asia or Southern China- the Ainu spread down from Northern Asia into Hokkaido from Sakhalin and ended up in Northern Honshu. The Jomon, not to be confused with the Ainu, originated from Southern China (who were not Chinese at the time). 10,000 year old pottery has been found in Southern China.

    The Celts didn’t “teach China weaving”. China had silk, which was far superior to the best Celtic weave and was the textile of choice for the entire world for 3,000+ years. This is your judgment, not mine; Europeans killed millions in the New World to acquire silver to trade for silk.

    However when these same Celtoid barbarians returned to Europe, they brought back with them Bronze (originating, once again, in Southeast Asia or Southern China) and other tools that the primitive, inferior European needed for basic survival (I won’t say civilization, because Western Europeans didn’t have a civilization until the 1500s).

    The wheel was indepedently invented in China. The stirrup, another East Asian invention, allowed barbaric and inferior Europeans to ape Middle Eastern horse riders more effectively.

    For more on the subhuman inferiority of the European race, see this link:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_Global_Inequality

  32. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    Actually the original inhabitants of Xinjiang were East Asian Turks. After that the Tocharians, not Celts at all btw, moved in to trade with the superior Chinese civilization. They never went back to backwards, incestuous, mentally challenge, cultureless, dirty Europe until they were kicked out (much to China’s dismay at losing their jade-mining white apes) by the superior Turkic peoples. They did rape these Indo-European whores left behind though, and as a result you have the Uighur.

  33. stoogiee said

    Gee man, I went out for a shit and the whole circiut is in full swing when I’m not looking …

    here we have dum-diddy-do and dum-diddy-dum (an ozzie convict on the loose) making a fool of themselve again with their German lapdog barking at the audience for not laughing loud enough

    And dum-diddy-do said: “my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation “…

    Hang on, last time you said you were here to copulate with a cheap ass 100RMB Shanghai whore you picked up in a dark alley. Well .. with cheap comes stupid: wasn’t it Mrs Mylaowai that told you “Pregnant women shouldn’t watch TV, to avoid damaging their baby’s eyes.”

    Well thats really funny …a round of applause.. your German lapdog can stop barking now.

  34. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    The consistent rule of human history from 70,000 B.C to 1600 AD is that there was a stable cline of inferior to superior going from West to East. The deranged, unintelligent Western European peoples were inferior to the Middle Easterners, Indians, North Africans and the East Asians.

    Pottery, bronze, writing, concrete and civilization in general all originated outside of the West. In fact, aside from ancient Neanderthal arts appropriated by the savage Cro-Magnon demihuman called the European, Europe produced no art, no geniuses, no independent writing system and no language until they were civilized by the higher and more evolved peoples of East Asia.

  35. Disgusting American Hypocrite said

    He probably found out that the 100RMB whore was actually a Southeast Asian whore with a penis, much to his frustration and excitement.

    Thus the occasional post we see from him on his shitty, stupid blog. I imagine where this subhuman would be without East Asian bronze, pottery, writing, clothing, paper, gunpowder, etc.

    He would probably be drawing cave paitings in Northern Italy of man-animal copulation.

  36. justrecently said

    Need attention, stoogiee? Write a good blog then.

  37. stoogiee said

    “Write a good blog then.”

    We all have our roles in this world .. this lots play the clown very well and I rather be an audience and enjoy a good laugh.

    That being said, as dum-diddy-dum (the ozzie convict.. er clown on the loose)would tell you, not every one can be a clown.

    You nazi lots just dont have any sense of humour, may be it is due to all the Jews you slaughted not that long ago. Such is karma.

    You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. When you learned to write simple and effective sentences like dum-diddy-dum (“we laowai in China all need to circle the wagons and point the loud end of the gun facing out”), then I may pop over to check out your circus.

    Meanwhile, you are doing very well as a lapdog …just carry on.

  38. stooge said

    “Write a good blog then.”

    We all have our roles in this world .. this lots play the clown very well and I rather be an audience and enjoy a good laugh.

    That being said, as dum-diddy-dum (the ozzie convict on the loose)would tell you, not every one can be a clown.

    You nazi lots just dont have any sense of humour, may be it is due to all the Jews you slaughted not that long ago. Such is karma.

    You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. When you learned to write simple and effective sentences like dum-diddy-dum (“we laowai in China all need to circle the wagons and point the loud end of the gun facing out”), then I may pop over to check out your circus.

    Meanwhile, you are doing very well as a lapdog …just carry on.

  39. You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. (stooge)
    Well, I didn’t suggest that you should write my blog, stooge. I suggested that you write your own. If you can’t do that but feel that you need a good read, just make your own wise choice, wherever that goes. I wish you a relaxed sunday.

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  41. MyLaowai said

    I freely admit that my grasp of the German language is incomplete, to say the very least. That said, however, if my understanding of the above pingback-link is correct, then I guess it’s time that you and I had a drink, Justrecently.

    Rumour has it that I make a good martini – how about it?

  42. The pingback comes from a good colleague of mine. That said, I can’t deny my input there. I’m looking forward to a good martini.

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