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A Frank Exchange

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, October 11, 2008

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 15 June 2008
Subject: Product Information

Dear Sir / Madam,

I have seen your products listed on your website. Could you please give me specific details regarding sizes, colours, materials, specifications, and FOB prices?

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 18 June 2008
Subject: Re: Product Information

Hi Dear,

I want know,Your company is in American? Is a professionalcompany? Foreign trade corporation or not?

Your company iformaton is important to us.So for export the price maybe is not the same.

Welcome to SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing!

Happy happy everyday!

Thanks and Kindly regards,

Wang XianSheng

*****

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 18 June 2008
Subject: Product Information

Dear Wang XianSheng,

Thank you for your email. My company is based in the US and wants to be your customer.

I have seen your products listed on your website. Could you please give me specific details regarding sizes, colours, materials, specifications, and FOB prices?

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 20 June 2008
Subject: Re: Product Information
Attachments: unreadabledoc.xls (42.3MB)

Hi Dear,

Our products attached . Warmly welcome to you!

Wang XianSheng

*****

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 20 June 2008
Subject: Product Information

Dear Wang XianSheng,

Thank you for your email. I was finally able to download and translate it, but it does not answer the questions regarding available sizes, nor does it have any FOB prices.

Please give me the sizes and FOB prices.

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 22 June 2008
Subject: Re: Product Information
Attachments: unreadabledoc.xls (42.3MB)

Hi Laowai,

We can do any size.You don’t need to worry about it. Price is best. Other company not have our attention to smaller detail and quality. To be honest I hope you could think about us at our site. We have to make the perfect products(this is the best important) for our mutual benefit.

Wang XianSheng

*****

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 22 June 2008
Subject: Product Information

Dear Wang XianSheng,

1. What sizes can you make? What specific, actual, definite sizes can you make? Don’t give me a vague promise, give me a list of the sizes that you have molds for and can produce now.

2. What are your FOB prices?

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 30 June 2008
Subject: Re: Product Information
Attachments: ouofdateprices.xls (1.2MB); anothercompanyssizes.doc (2.1MB)

Hi Laowai,

Attached prices and sizes.Wish you warmly welcome and when you can place order now?

Wang XianSheng

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 02 July 2008
Subject:

Hi my dear friend,

This is Wang XianSheng- now I working another company .It is a much better products and you know, the other company is not honest have many bad products.My company now is very best and have good price for you because you ar such dear and old friend.

Warmly welcome to you.

Wang XianSheng

*****

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 05 July 2008
Subject: Sample Order
Attachments: SampleOrder.doc

Dear Sir / Madam,

I would like to place a small, sample order with your company, for the products in the attachment.

Please confirm the order, and advise a delivery date, as well as your account details for payment.

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing Co.Ltd.
Date: 10 July 2008
Subject: Sample Order
Attachments: SampleOrder.doc

Dear Sir / Madam,

I recently sent you an email, placing a sample order with your company, for the products in the attachment.

Please confirm the order, and advise a delivery date, as well as your account details for payment.

Regards,

MyLaowai.

*****

To: MyLaowai Company
Date: 11 July 2008
Subject: Re: Sample Order

Hi Dear,

I want know,Your company is in American? Is a professionalcompany? Foreign trade corporation or not?

Your company iformaton is important to us.So for export the price maybe is not the same.

Welcome to SuperGoldenLucky Manufacturing!

Happy happy everyday!

Thanks and Kindly regards,

Chou PangZhu

*****

Happy happy. Every day.

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7 Responses to “A Frank Exchange”

  1. Sinosceptic said

    China is full of cycles. Bicycles and vicious cycles. What goes around comes around, Groundhog day and Deja Vu et-fkn-c.

    07.30 – wake up and have some coffee.
    08.00 – get in car and go to work.
    08.30 – just suffered the same assholes as every other day on the roads.
    08.40 – have a cup of coffee and turn on laptop.
    09.00 – sit at desk and bang head off table until lunchtime.
    12.00 – eat food that is killing me slowly while staring into space.
    12.30 – back to office and stand in corner banging head off the wall until 17.00.
    17.00 – get in car and go home.
    17.30 – just suffered the same assholes as every other day on the roads.
    18.00 – eat food that is killing me slowly while staring into space.
    19.00 – jump between laptop and TV, starting hopelessly at both.
    23.00 – go to bed and pray that it will all be different tomorrow.

    Repeat ad nauseam.

  2. Dear Laowai,
    has anyone ever told you that you are an *******?
    *snigger*

  3. […] Happy happy everyday! […]

  4. Neddy said

    Justrecently, what an unspeakable insult! Well, I mean it, literally: How do you pronounce 7 asterisks, do tell me? And here I thought I’d learn a new swear-word!

  5. justrecently said

    It’s really a very old swearword, invented by some uneducated carpenters, somewhere in ZhongYuan, 5000 years ago. Use your imagination, Neddy!

  6. justrecently said

    Sorry that I can’t give you more hints, but I think that would be very impolite to our host. I wish y’all a SuperGoldenLucky week.

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