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Behold the Soggy Box!

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, August 29, 2009

There are some people who, were this the post-WWII period, would no doubt be busy explaining themselves to UNWCC (the United Nations War Crimes Commission). I refer, of course, to those people who have gone over to the Yellow Side of the Force, and who have gone out of their way to provide support, aid and comfort to the Enemy.

Such was the premise upon which the Wet Pussy Award was founded, and it was a runaway success. But the time has now come to widen the focus and include not just the traitorous scum who actively support the Han Regime, but also the whack-jobs, fruitcakes, fucktards, morons, dimwits, dipschticks and the generally lost and insane. Those whose name alone can trigger a Code 404 response from most web browsers. These ‘people’ are living amongst us but you will never actually meet them, for their particular forte is to be brave – Oh, so very brave! – from behind the safety of an internet connection.

In China they are known as fifty-cent’ers and fenqing, but they also exist all over the developed world (and even parts of America), living out their miserable existences hiding in darkened rooms and suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome (for which they imagine they will one day be awarded a Purple Heart). Today, we honour their uniquely worthless characters with an award dedicated to the premise that there are no stupid comments, only stupid commenters.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:

The Soggy Box

The inaugural winner of this homage to the pestilent is a dangerous man indeed, with a long and proven track record of vanquishing his foes with clever bon mots and witty ripostes such as “You’re a fuckhead. A traitor. A moron. And one day you will pay for that treason with your life. I suggest you fuck off to Israel” and “You want a punch in the face? A snap in the ribs? You want me to break your nose?“. Let’s look briefly at his resume, shall we?

- Postgraduate degrees in science, engineering, chemistry, business administration and economics.

- An IQ of 152.

- Former Police Officer.

- Successful ultramarathon cyclist

- Retired as a millionaire in order to pursue a life on welfare.

- Fought for Hamas and Hizbollah.

- The only ‘Hand-to-Hand Sniper‘ in history. Served with the Australian Special Air Service.

- Founder of the 100,000 strong Australian jihadi army called The Australian Civil War Movement.

This character has friends in high places, too: He is under the personal protection of the Lula’s (apparently they are the security forces of a certain low-rent South American nation), is personally behind the insurgency in Iraq, and has evidence to prove the moon landing were faked. He is also a genetic scientist par excellence, who was working to create the world’s first killer disease that attacked the genetic code of Jewish people, until he realised that the Mossad had secretly switched his test samples for ones containing non-Jew DNA. What a guy.

And who is this genius? This internet hero, come to save the entire world from the tyranny of 9/11 (and Apollo/11) conspirators? Who is this brave soldier of the light, to whom the entire world owes a debt of incalculable vastness? This magnificent master of the keyboard?

They call him Jake McCrann.

Well, that isn’t strictly true. Jake McCrann calls himself, in his more lucid moments, Jake McCrann. Of course, sometimes he calls himself Willy Wonker’s Wonky Willy as well, so perhaps he isn’t such a reliable reference when it come to the Who’s Who part of this Award. People who get out in the fresh air occasionally mostly just call him a fucktard.

But what a fucktard, eh? It takes a special [read: Special Needs] sort of person to dedicate his entire life to sitting in a darkened room, existing solely on a diet of vegemite and incontinence pads, and leading a solo jihad against the sane, armed only with a computer and a slow internet connection. Most Internet Tough Guys just never make it to Jake’s league.

Jake McCrann, man with Vaseline smeared all over his left hand, and online legend in his own mind, I award you the Soggy Box for services to shitkickers everywhere.

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Jake McCrann – Soggy Box Winner

Special note: if you are interested in learning The Truth According To Gorp, wish to experience some really first-class twatery yourself, or merely want to find out how many sandwiches short of a six-pack this loose unit is, do feel free to contact Sphinctermeister Jake at jbmccrann@gmail.com

MyLaowai respectfully requests you do not spam, abuse, or otherwise harass Mister McCrann. That would be Bad. Bad for yo, that is. Jake’s a genuine, certified Hand-to-Hand Sniper, don’tcherknow?

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182 Responses to “Behold the Soggy Box!”

  1. C.A. Yeung said

    Thanks mate, it’s priceless. It seems most whackos in the world share some patterns of insanity. One question though: if whacko Jake is a genuine certified hand-to-hand sniper, what would MyFenwai/Stoogie be? An expert arse-to-mouth suicide bomber with a split personality, I suppose?

  2. justrecently said

    People who get out in the fresh air occasionally mostly just call him a fucktard.
    Seen him referred to as a fat waste of space somewhere.
    MyLaowai respectfully requests you do not spam, abuse, or otherwise harass Mister McCrann. That would be Bad. Bad for yo, that is. Jake’s a genuine, certified Hand-to-Hand Sniper.
    Haven’t heard of him taking good aim. But it would be a bad waste of server space for sure.

  3. justrecently said

    P.S. The soggy box looks impressive. But I like the wet pussies even better.

  4. MyLaowai said

    Jake writes:

    I told you, I rode 1500km in 10 days across Cape York along the back routes, old cattle tracks etc…very fast yes but then when I got to Cape York I jumped in a canoe and crossed over to PNG and spoke with the local militia there about if there were any jews there and then I canoed back to Cape York and rode back down to Cairns where I went sailing for 3 months around the world in a 60 million dollar yacht. One night Paris Hilton flew in for one party,. amongst other innumerable public celebrities which none of us [pay much attention to.

    Wow Jake, what a guy. We here at MLHQ are all very impressed.

  5. Tex said

    Pretty impressive for a bloke who was looking for a bicycle-courier job two years ago

  6. MyLaowai said

    @C.A. Yeung:

    I rather suspect that both Stoogie/MyFenwai and Jake are rusty trombone players.

  7. C.A. Yeung said

    @ MyLaowai,

    A pair of rusty trombone players who get a kick out of fantasizing about how far they can travel on the back of an optical mouse to meet Paris Hilton for a rendezvous? Now I am impressed.

  8. C.A. Yeung said

    P.S. I just spotted a mistake in my previous comment. I forgot that MyFenwai/Stoogie, by admission, couldn’t possibly perform in front of a white trash. So may be we should substitute Paris Hilton with Zhang Ziyi.

  9. Ned Kelly said

    This looks like a poorly aimed shot at a mistaken target, and the bullet is falling, without effect, in the wilderness.

  10. Yokie Kuma said

    Love the video ….

  11. Ned Kelly said

    I’m gonna go out on a limb and speculate that the name “Jake McCrann” was probably suggested by a White American “liberal” as a thinly veiled allusion to Senator John McCain (whose name resembles Jake McCrann), and it’s a typically dull White American “Champagne/Tofu-liberal” spoof of what the anonymous blogger thinks about American “White Trash”.

    I have discussed this with Ivan, and Ivan says:

    “- Postgraduate degrees in science, engineering, chemistry, business administration and economics.”

    …Ned tells me he has some degrees, but so does Nancy Pelosi who hires illegal Mexican immigrants to work for her at slave wages. So neither he nor I give a flying f— about degrees.

    - An IQ of 152.

    Both Ned and I have always said IQ tests are rubbish.

    - Former Police Officer.

    When have either Ned or I ever expressed admiration for the police in ANY country?

    - Successful ultramarathon cyclist

    What the f—?

    - Retired as a millionaire in order to pursue a life on welfare.

    So the person who wrote this respects money as a symbol of personal worth. Otherwise she wouldn’t have written the above as an attempted insult to her target.

    - Fought for Hamas and Hizbollah.

    WHAT?

    - The only ‘Hand-to-Hand Sniper‘ in history. Served with the Australian Special Air Service.

    WTF?

    - Founder of the 100,000 strong Australian jihadi army called The Australian Civil War Movement.

    WTF?

    Whoever the Hell this writer is trying to satirise, she’ll have to do better than what she’s written here.

    Weak, weak, FAIL!

  12. Ivan said

    I have read all the above, and all I can say is:

    I’m a fictional character, and it’s bloody silly for anyone to try to satirise a fictional character.

  13. MyLaowai said

    Jake has a history going back long before Senator McCain. Follow the link I gave for more background on him.

  14. justrecently said

    *Snickers.* The lad over there does have more spectacular commenters than you, MyLaowai. But don’t be ungrateful, and don’t get envious. After all, MyFenwai/Stoogie is/are doing its/their best to rival them. Water them conscientiously, and we’ll all happily watching them growing.

  15. Ned Kelly said

    What? So this post was a satire of a (semi) REAL internet freak who calls himself “Jake McCrann”?

    http://whackingday.com/new/?p=212

    I apologise for my misunderstanding.

    It looks to me, that “Jake McCrann” is truly f—ed up.

    Not even my drunken alter-ego Ivan, would ever say anything as f—ed up as what “Jake McCrann” wrote:

    “There are many ways to kill you and you wont be the first jew-cocksucker we have liquidated”

    …Yeah well, Ivan is partly of Jewish blood. So “Jake McCrann” can eat Ivan’s shit.

  16. Ned Kelly said

    And here’s a bit more, from me and Ivan (both of whom are part Jewish) to Jake McCrann:

  17. Ned Kelly said

    Damn, embedding has been disabled. Here’s the link that I tried to post, above: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOMKloOEKcU

  18. Ned Kelly said

    Funny thing is, the reasons why I mistakenly presumed “Jake McCrann” was an oblique satire of me, were because I live in Australia, AND I have a genius IQ (although I think IQ is a pseudo-science based upon racist eugenics), AND I know a few things about the spying game, which I learned from the margins.

    And sometimes I act like a dick on the internet, I admit.

    But now I can see, what’s REALLY funny, is that I know more about the (mostly boring) spying game than “Jake McCrann” knows. And the main reasons why I have never worked as a spy (despite several attempts to recruit me) are:

    1. I drink too much, and related to that is the fact that,

    2. I talk/write too much. I’m almost incapable of keeping secrets, EXCEPT for protecting my own anonymity AND the anonymities of others who choose to remain anonymous. (But that does NOT include anyone who openly publicises his own name for business purposes.)

    But I can’t resist mentioning one more thing about “hand to hand snipers”:

    3. I’m an good marksman (in real life), and there is NO SUCH BLOODY THING as being a “hand to hand sniper”. I mean, WHAT the F—?

    A WHAT? A “HAND TO HAND SNIPER?” WHAT the F—?

    Look. Yeah, I know, pistols/handguns are very inaccurate. And that’s exactly WHY there is NO SUCH BLOODY THING as a “hand-to-hand sniper”. A pistol/handgun is no good except at close range, and then it’s no more accurate than a blade. A pistol is just a blade with around two extra metres distance, but it involves no marksmanship, no “sniping” whatsoever. If you’re in close combat with a pistol, then you should fire all your rounds, and then after all your rounds miss your enemy (as they probably will) your next step is to throw the pistol at your enemy’s face and then kick him in the balls while he’s down.

    Thus, “sniping” has absolutely nothing to do with hand-to-hand combat.

    But it seems that Jake McCrann often engages in “hand to hand combat” with his own dick.

  19. MyFenwai said

    4. You have an obsession with “Ivan” and “Richard”

  20. Jake McCrann said

    “I live in Australia, AND I have a genius IQ (although I think IQ is a pseudo-science based upon racist eugenics),”

    [deleted] is a troll. He accused me incessantly of being a retard and mentally ill who couldn’t pass a traffic light let alone a college exam – This he did all while he still maintained his anonymity before we hunted him down (notice he wont let you post comments on his WhackingDay website pronouncing him being the author of it) and then finally I mentioned in passing that you can only sit an IQ test ONCE in theory, and that my test result was 152. Last time I checked that was higher than most people.

    For the next three years he couldn’t relent about this claim.
    Quite an annoyance especially when he starts stalking me.

    [deleted]‘s claim that I send him 60 emails in the last two days is rather amusing if you knew the truth of it – that he replied to everyone one of them.

    I could of course, sue him for defamation. The problem with [deleted] is that he is such a half-wit we manage to hunt him down and find out who he really is.

    Enjoy your participation in the slander of a real person, while you all cower behind anonymity. Trolls.

  21. Jake McCrann said

    errr Ned Kelly, the “hand-to-hand” sniper was a JOKE as much as claiming that Osama bin Ladin did 9/11 is a joke.

    But [deleted] persisted to insist for the last three years that I believe I am a hand-to-hand sniper.

    [deleted], being of half-wit intelligence, can only find ad hominem sand-pit slurs to defend any argumentation which leads him to a corner.

    He is a child at heart. A fool. And a willing whore of all things Israel and Jewish.

    I guess he must be full of jew-envy.

    Can’t imagine someone spending all their lives worshipping and envious of a certain breed of rat.

  22. Jake McCrann said

    “And here’s a bit more, from me and Ivan (both of whom are part Jewish) to Jake McCrann:”

    You’re either jewish or not you dumb retard. Its passed down from the mother’s mitochondrial DNA. Only the woman passes mitochondrial DNA.

    You can’t be “part jewish” you half wit. You either are or you arn’t.

  23. Jake McCrann said

    “2. I talk/write too much. I’m almost incapable of keeping secrets, EXCEPT for protecting my own anonymity AND the anonymities of others who choose to remain anonymous. (But that does NOT include anyone who openly publicises his own name for business purposes.)”

    Well [deleted] chose the wrong guy to fuck with. Cause I had just graduated DATA MINING technologies at Monash and I hunted him down.

    And if you fucked with me I would hunt you down too and put your details up on the net for all the muslim jihadis to come and nibble.

    Ask yourself why [deleted] is so upset with me? Cause I ruined his Mossad career.

  24. Jake McCrann said

    “Founder of the 100,000 strong Australian jihadi army called The Australian Civil War Movement.”

    See [deleted] is the one making shit up. My original satirical threat was that I founded an army of 100,000 aboriginals armed with kalashnikovs which we had buried up in Cooktown and were transporting down and burying in near-by National Parks close to Canberra.

    8 months latter ASIO are all over National Parks looking for rocket launchers.

  25. Jake McCrann said

    “Pretty impressive for a bloke who was looking for a bicycle-courier job two years ago ”

    Right. I post in the aus.bicycle forum to ask how many clicks the average courier cyclist does per day because I was working on a business model for transport couriers in Sao Paulo who are worried their entire transport network is going to crash by 2012. (Just ask anyone what Sao Paulo traffic is like). Motorbikes are out of reach for most able bodied young kids who could do some clicks on bicycles and pass packages across the city to keep themselves withing localized Zones, using a technology that was out there called BEER BOXES which is an SMS lockable school-locker type system. The user can send an sms which opens the box. The box is waiting for an sms from a known user (the courier). This way I was working on a model of bicycle couriers which could deliver packages to all of Sao Paulo, with a population metropolitan of 12 million. 80% of package deliveries in a city are less than 1kg.

    I used to do 20km in an hour. So the model was possible. I gave up working on it when a subnmarine patent emerged for the exact business system.

    But [deleted], the bottomlss false jew, just makes what ever he wants up about anyone he chooses to.

    And so what anyway if I was looking for a courier job – Courier Cyclists ROCK!

  26. Jake McCrann said

    So here I am slaving over a micro-economy insular-socialist model fully funded and supported by the Lula government, while trying to keep it under lock, and fuckwit [deleted] sees that I have posted in aus-bicycles for a quick response on the average clicks an Australian courier does in a working day (because I was familiar with such couriers as I had had two mates do it in the past) and then [deleted] takes that one post and claims to know that I was looking for a courier cyclist job? Simply because I asked in a forum how many clicks they do?

    This is the same wanker who goes around calling everyone and anyone (regardless of degrees or professorships) a kook and mental retard if they claim the evidence points to Osama and muslims NOT having done 9/11.

    And more recently he told me that 6 out of the 10 9/11 Commissioners were now kooks because they have gone on record to state that the 9/11 investigation was a sham and a cover-up, a fraud, and a work of fiction.

  27. Jake McCrann said

    Its called “micro campanhia” and they offer grants to anyone who can design such models for the Brasil economy to help with poverty. So that was a positive stake-holder in a model I was working on for Sao Paulo. But whatever, fuckwit [deleted] will always be the miserable destructive wanker he is attacking anyone who knows and proclaims that Israel is a destructive lost state which – had they not relied on false-flag terrorism and mafia trafficking and criminal global syndicates and treason and spying and crimes against hummanity – would have been lost in the 1960s if not for dumb fuckwits like him, half-wit morons who have nothing better in life to do than suck jew cock. [deleted] is a brainwashed whore of his Jew Masters. Everything in his life is a lie.

  28. Jake McCrann said

    Fucking half-wit losers.

    No wonder the 9/11 Truth Movement has more than half the 9/11 Commissioners so terrified of being lynched they have disowned their original fictional works and admitted they lied.

    6 down and 4 to go.

    And then we are coming for all the jew billionaires.

  29. justrecently said

    Mylaowai: methinks you’ll need to look up the Portuguese word for fenqing now. Oh, the hummanity.

  30. Jake McCrann said

    Some of [deleted]‘s good friends:

  31. MyLaowai said

    We got ourselves a live one here! Yeehaaarrr!

  32. Tex said

    And then we are coming for all the jew billionaires.

    You couldn’t go after a pimple, you retard

  33. Tex said

    “He accused me incessantly of being a retard and mentally ill who couldn’t pass a traffic light let alone a college exam”

    Yep.

    “This he did all while he still maintained his anonymity before we hunted him down”

    Wow. That must have taken some work, considering my details as the author of whackinday have been available on the web since 2002.

    “I mentioned in passing that you can only sit an IQ test ONCE in theory, and that my test result was 152.”

    Sure Jake. Just like you had a private meeting with Kim Il-Sung.

    “I could of course, sue him for defamation.”

    No, you couldn’t. Just go ahead and try it, cocksmoker

    “Cause I had just graduated DATA MINING technologies at Monash and I hunted him down.”

    LOL. Yet another imaginary degree, eh Jakey?

    “8 months latter ASIO are all over National Parks looking for rocket launchers.”

    No, they weren’t. Retard.

    “Enjoy your participation in the slander of a real person, while you all cower behind anonymity. Trolls.”

    This coming from the crybaby who sends death threats to people.

    Jake McCrann: Internet Tough Guy and Keyboard Commando

    PS. no “revolution” yet

  34. Ned Kelly said

    re “You’re either jewish or not you dumb retard. Its passed down from the mother’s mitochondrial DNA”

    He’s right, you know. It says so in the Old Testament Book of Mitochondria.

  35. Eric D. said

    Wow. I can believe he sent 60 emails pretty easily after the tirades here & on whacking day.

  36. Jake McCrann said

    ["“This he did all while he still maintained his anonymity before we hunted him down”

    Wow. That must have taken some work, considering my details as the author of whackinday have been available on the web since 2002."]

    Then how come you delete every post mentioning your name on your website and no google search and find your name in there?

    Lying must be fin [deleted]. Funny how jews and their cock-suckers need to lie so much – the ones who claim to be so intelligent. hehehe.

    Only thieves need to lie upon lie you bottomless moron.

  37. Jake McCrann said

    “Eric D. said
    Tuesday, September 29, 2009 at 21:13

    Wow. I can believe he sent 60 emails pretty easily after the tirades here & on whacking day. ”

    Start telling lies about other people who dont cowar behind anonymity like you bottomless false jews and jew-cocksuckers.

  38. Jake McCrann said

    [deleted] deletes every comment i make on his forum. ESPECIALLY when I mention that the author of his posts is [deleted]. What a coward and a fraud to be seen is that.

  39. MyLaowai said

    Hi Jake. I’m not really in favour of censorship, but it would be appreciated if you didn’t keep using a certain person’s name.

    Besides, I know it really annoys you when your comments are [deleted].

    Have a nice day.

  40. Ned Kelly said

    “cowar behind anonymity”

    An IQ of 152 is a license to ignore correct spelling.

  41. justrecently said

    Most weirdos like to talk of themselves as heros. Jake McCrann, too. But then, he is just a nuisance, stealing other peoples’ time.

  42. MyLaowai said

    Jake McCrann said: 2009.12.11 10:28
    BY the way guys, I am the Executive President of the the Australian Civil War Movement. So if you want to get smar on here online then just be warned that our policy is to take trolls to the sreet and you might find yourself in a pub very soon having your teeth kicked in while the bouncers stand around laughing.
    .
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    .
    Jake McCrann said: 2009.12.11 10:32
    The Australian Civil War Movement already has over 400 members who are willing to help orchestrate terrorist attacks against the Australian government. And we have managed to secure 2 suicide bombers, hash assassins, on the stand-by.

    As executive President of the ACWM I can executie any of those resources as I please, even if I am drunk at the time. It is luck for you that the whiskey bar closed and I dont think hence I will waste my limited suicide bomber artillery on you.
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    Jake McCrann said: 2009.12.11 10:56
    The Australian Civil War Movement, led by Jake McCrann, plans and intends to carry out terrorist attacks against all members of the Australian government in Canberra. Kidnapping, and also raping MP’s wifes in front of them and then fucking thier children in front of them is not out of the question. What you want to ask yourselves is “Will I live”.

    If we get our hands on you, no. You will not live. You will be executed for treason and we will rape your young pre-pubescent daughter in front of you and all this will be uploaded to the internet and then you will die and your daughter will live the rest of her life with those rape videos on the net.

    For treason of the diggers and no more. For treason of the diggers this is it. Its all over. The buck stops here.
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    .
    .


    MyLaowai says: Jake, you’re a skinflute. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

    http://whackingday.com/new/?p=402

  43. Cranmummy re-excavated!
    I dont think hence I will waste my limited suicide bomber artillery on you.
    The suicide bomber artillery may be limited, but McCrann’s time and dirty fantasies are endless.

  44. Jake McCrann said

    “Hi Jake. I’m not really in favour of censorship, but it would be appreciated if you didn’t keep using a certain person’s name.”

    Tex is entitled to criticise a real person who has decided to be public about their opinions. But when he starts making shit up about a person, deliberately obfuscating and fabricating information about that person, using their real name, then it crosses the line of tolerance for anonymity of the critic. It crosses the line into slander, defamation, and possibly criminal conduct.

    Now I know who he is because I was at Monash when he started and I was in the Masters of Business Systems course and managed to locate the real identity of the poster within one week after I finally lost my temper and decided, “Right, I am going to find this guy”.

    And I found him. And I have warned him that I will do more than expose who he is. I have his address, I know his office, his job. I can and will do more. He can just keep posting shit against my name to try and make me look like a mental case when I am not. I am rightly outraged about the truth of what happened on 9/11 and how they lied to me and to my brothers and sisters and how they have used this currency to undo our active involvement in the orchestration of policies for this planet.

    You clearly dont get that when you remove his name from the posts.

  45. Jake McCrann said

    ““cowar behind anonymity”

    An IQ of 152 is a license to ignore correct spelling.”

    I dont remember spelling being on the IQ test. hmmm?

    And old english and digger english – these are not International English. If you knew what I MEANT and there was no ambiguity inferred then how is it a spelling mistake?

    Lets frame this again: Find me one spelling mistake where I caused an amiguiity of meaning to be inferred.

    You probably dont follow me right? One of those people who gets a little sense of a pain in the shoulder when you hear of people who scored high in an IQ test?

    Look man, I agree with your sentiments about IQ anyway. The topic came up when [deleted] started telling the world over and over again that I couldn’t even pass a traffic light let alone a University exam. I then sent me a certificate from Melbourne University of my BSC and he told me it was faked. I mean, what kind of a wanker does one ask for when all they care about is being lied to by the government about the most important political event of this decade? There is no doubt it is the axiom of tyranny that followed. Obama explains it in the first minute of his recent West Point speech about why he is reverting on his election promises and rather INCREASING the troops to Afghanistan rather than withdrawing them as promised. Go find the first minute of his West Point speech last week.

  46. Jake McCrann said

    In the first minute of his West POint speech, Obama talks about 9/11.

  47. Jake McCrann said

    MaLowaia? or do you mind if I call you GOOK?

    Gook, check this out:
    Waiting for the admin to approve your comment. Please be patient.
    Jake McCrann said: 2009.12.17 04:05

    “That judge should be dragged into the street and beaten with a fucking tyre iron.”

    Don’t you think a public stoning would be more appropriate Tex?

    Hey Tex, how come Canberra won’t push to have the No.1 Terorrist in Australia, Jake McCrann arrested for Khazaal’s book? You realise he plagerised my works? And then they find a mentally deranged muslim to claim that he wrote it. What a smut. I should sue him for it. But now that he has been charged for it I will lose my case in the interests of Nataional Security. And I doubt he has enough money to sue for anyway (kind of like you hey Texey? hehehe).

    You know why they won’t arrest me Texey? Cause I went to Scotch College and Melbourne University. I am one of the untouchables. hehehehe.
    ———–

    Hey Gook, I am all for little small dicks like you being able to live in Australia. But when you threaten my diggers then you are still a gook.

  48. Jake McCrann said

    “Most weirdos like to talk of themselves as heros. Jake McCrann, too. But then, he is just a nuisance, stealing other peoples’ time.”

    Why do you consider my emits as claims to be a hero? Is it heroic to assassinate Australian politicians for being silent about 9/11 Truth?

  49. Jake McCrann said

    “Most weirdos like to talk of themselves as heros. Jake McCrann, too. But then, he is just a nuisance, stealing other peoples’ time.”

    Why do you consider my emits as claims to be a hero? Is it heroic to assassinate Australian politicians for being silent about 9/11 Truth?

    I’ll give you some examples of just blatant falsehoods Tex promotes about me, Jake McCrann:

    “Keep in mind, this is the bloke that Architects and Engineers for 9/11 truth list as one of their “verified” experts. Mwahahahaha.”
    Just simply not true. I was never listed as one of their experts but simply as a Supporter – of which anyone can register. The experts are all verified and there is now 1000 of them. I later got removed from the listing of Supporter when I attacked Richard Gage for his naivity after finding out his secretary was a Jew. I can publish those emails with his Jew secretary if you want.

    “Well, after a couple of years of mass ridicule, Jake kinda disappeared from the web for a while, then emerged to bombard me with e-mails. Poor little bloke was still enraged I hadn’t seen the light, promising immediate, horrifying retribution from his army of Islamic Revolutionary Death Ninjas unless I started agreeing with him.”

    I have never claimed to be part of any Islamic group or ideology. But just as with the Feds and ASIO and the cronies in Canberra, it really fucks up their own delusional ideology when they get a rhetorical terrorist who claims if anything to be a CHristian/Secular/Agnostic – but most importantly a graduated SCIENTIST who went to Scotch College and Melbourne University.

    I have recently worked out how to really fuck their shit up. Just walk into a synagogue with an AR15 and a bag of grenades and kill 300 jews in one sitting. That would really fuck them up. Why? Because I’m not a muslim. Meahahahahahaha. Problem with that idea though is that I dont want to die.

  50. Jake McCrann said

    Another plan I have is to gas all the jews in a synagogue with CO. They wont realise it until its too late. Then with all of them unconscious, hundreds of them, I would go in and pour petrol all over them and give them a real Holocaust. Then I would go down to the local police station and give myself up.

    Problem with this idea is though that they won’t let me give myself up. ASIO and their ADL jew controllers will step in, disappear me, seperate me from the entire incident, go down to their local mental house and kidnap some deranged muslim, then put out national bulleteins for any information to lead to the arrest of the mass murderer Abdul Amandenjadiosama and then turn him into another Osama Bin Ladin and just make currency with it.

    These jews have got it all pretty wrapped folk. You’re in deep shit. The country is lost. Forget about the diggers. It was all in futility now.

  51. Tex said

    Wow, jake forgot his pills today……..

    You hear that “gooks”? JAKE AND HIS IMAGINARY ARMY IS COMING TO GET YA!!!!

    Personally, I can hardly type I’m so terrified.

  52. Tex said

    “I have never claimed to be part of any Islamic group or ideology”

    Dicknose, you claimed…
    - to be the leader of the Australian branch of Hizbollah
    - to be doing “chemical weapons research for Hamas”
    - you are making bombs for the Taliban

    Can’t you remember what you typed you fruit-loop?

  53. Ned Kelly said

    From The Onion, “Local Jew Feels Left Out Of Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy”:

    “”For some reason, they’ve decided to leave me out of the worldwide Jewish conspiracy,” said Nussbaum, a 34-year-old computer programmer. “And I can’t say it doesn’t hurt.”

    While his fellow Jews are controlling the flow of billions of dollars of international currency and brokering multi million-dollar entertainment deals, on this quiet night Nussbaum is making himself a frozen pizza and watching ER, far removed from any money beyond the $28,000 annual salary he receives from his job at Cyntech Industries.

    …Unlike millions of other Jews around the world, Nussbaum holds no sway over the media, has no powerful friends within the Wall Street banking community or the Trilateral Commission, and has never run a major Hollywood studio.

    …Spurned by his own kind, Nussbaum has not even been able to gain admittance into a secondary world-domination conspiracy like the Masons. “They turned down my application,” he said, sighing deeply, “when they found out I was Jewish. I guess for now I’ll just have to resign myself to being Seth Nussbaum, computer programmer and powerless Jew.””

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29672

  54. justrecently said

    Why do you consider my emits as claims to be a hero? Is it heroic to assassinate Australian politicians for being silent about 9/11 Truth?
    No, it’s not heroic to kill Australian politicians. Ppl who inform the world as to how they are sniping hand to hand only expose themselves as bloody amateurs, and are evidence of the easiy-goingness of the rest of the world who let them emit on their blogs.
    Glad to see that you’ve finally got it, Jake.

  55. Tex said

    ” But when you threaten my diggers then you are still a gook.”

    You do not have any “diggers”, Dicknose.

  56. Jake McCrann said

    “Glad to see that you’ve finally got it, Jake.”

    Its you fools who don’t get anything. You misattribute satire as an actual belief of the author and then repeatedly accuse him ad nauseum of believing whatever satire he published on the net.
    And you do all this while cowaring behind anonymity.

    Anyone who disagrees with corporate media propaganda and lies you accuse of being mentally ill, taunt, and ridicule people as kooks for observing the the WTC7 roofline was in symmetric free-fall for 3 seconds. There is only one known condition which can cause that: Controlled demolition explosives. Thats REALITY. Clearly you are delusional to continue to believe the lies that this building came down because of fire. There are only three reasons you could continue to deny it:
    1. You are consciously lying
    2. You are brainwashed by the propaganda of 9/11.
    3. You are stupid/mentally ill.

  57. Jake McCrann said

    “You do not have any “diggers”, Dicknose.”

    Oh bother, we have a kindergarten kid on his mummy’s computer.

  58. MyLaowai said

    Hi Jakey,

    Reasons why most people might deny your theory:

    1. We are consciously lying
    2. We are brainwashed by the propaganda of 9/11.
    3. We are stupid/mentally ill.

    But also…

    4. We genuinely believe you are wrong.
    5. Independent commissions and experts say you are wrong.
    6. You are lying for reasons best known to yourself.
    7. You have a long history of erratic and antisocial behaviour.
    8. You suffer from a severe Oedipus Complex.

    Item 8 may or may not be related, but it’s best to be complete.

  59. justrecently said

    And you do all this while cowaring behind anonymity.
    Just a bit concerned that ppl might not take me serious in the real world anymore after seeing me discuss weird matters with a weird lad online.

  60. Jake McCrann said

    4. We genuinely believe you are wrong.
    Which would qualify you for 2. or 3.
    You are actively ignorant of 9/11 facts – a consequence of being brainwashed by propaganda.

    5. Independent commissions and experts say you are wrong.

    Over half of the victims families want a new investigation and believe 9/11 was an inside job. The 9/11 Families Steering Committee said only 30% of their questions were answered.

    And yet the FEMA report on WTC7 concluded that fire being the cause of the collapse was “very unlikely” and that more investigation needed to be done. Pity for everyone now the crime scene had been cleared off.

    And yet 6 out of 10 of the 9/11 commissioners are now on record stating that the commission was a “sham” and a “cover-up” and was “set up to fail”. Washington Post.

    The only public proponents of 9/11 Official regarding the physics of the matter were two reps of Popular Mechanics who did all the media circuits making the same claims which have all now been proven lies. Such as – They kept claiming that there was extensive damage to one side of the WTC7 which can’t be seen in any photos or footage because none have been available. But then when the NIST report finally came out they said there wasn’t in fact any extensive damage – Why did they have to admit that? Because how would they be able to show us how they know this if they can’t produce any photos?

    And regarding the final NIST report – They were forced to admit that the roof-line of building WTC7 was in symettric gravity free-fall for 3 seconds and incredibly tried to pretend that was explainable from a gravity-collapse alone. (If gravity alone could do it then what removed all the entire building beneath?

    6. You are lying for reasons best known to yourself.
    One would need to be a conspiracy theorist to explain why so many famous and prominent people have publiclly put their careers on the line to stand up for 9/11 Truth only to suffer persecution and smear camapaigns from the media attack dogs.
    I could give you a long list.
    (Also no wonder why more people speak in private about it but dont want to go public – thats what happens when tryanny prevails over a nation)

    7. You have a long history of erratic and antisocial behaviour.
    9/11 Truth has nothing to do with my erratic posts. I just happen to be enraged about the truth of 9/11 and recognise it was the fundamental event relied on to rewrite American foriegn policy (Bush Doctrine) and remove liberties at home (Patriot Act, Anti-Terror Act), and provoke and stoke fear in the public to keep them subservient and self-censored to federal government.

    8. You suffer from a severe Oedipus Complex.
    ahaha. A final quip?

    There are 10000s of engineers and architects and professors and career professionals on public record demanding a new investigation of 9/11 because the consider the official story is an obvious fraud and cover-up. Why would all these people put their careers and reputations on the line if 9/11 Truth was just a kooky “conspiracy theory”?

    Why would 1000s of books have been written and 100s of documentaries made about 9/11 being a false-flag operation?

    The BIGGEST oversight you have made has been to attribute 9/11 Truth theories to angst teenagers who simply watch Loose Change and then rant off misinformation in support of 9/11 Truth, or the COINTELPRO operatives like the assholes who go around saturating the internet claiming that the planes were fake.

    Or why would YouTube always delete our videos and cripple the view counters while promoting the NO PLANER videos which seek to discredit the message?

    Why? Because it was a trillion dollar loot false-flag operation and the entire military-industrial complex and the international bankers profited from it. All they needed was “a catalysing and catastrophic event like a new Pearl Harbour” – It called for a revolution within the US military establishment so the US would become “tommorow’s dominant force”. This may be a slow process however, without, “some catastrophic and catalysing event like a new Pearl Harbour.”

    The Project counts leaders of the US military, political, media, academic, and corporate, establishment amongst its subscribers. Including David Epstein, Paul Wolfowitz, William Kristol, Robert Kagan, Donald Rumsfeld, Richard Perle, Francis Fukuyama, John R. Bolton, Dick Cheney, Jeb Bush, Steve Forbes, and so on – All the advisors placed around Bush after he stole the 2000 elections.

    You probably didn’t read any of the above because you are actively ignorant of the matter of 9/11 being a false-flag operation.

  61. Jake McCrann said

    This is a new French technique of bringing down high-rises.
    They use hydralics to push one floor off balance and then the top smashes all the way to the bottom – You could say, Just like what we saw on 9/11.

    I stopped paying attention about 6 months ago. It seems the Official Theory huggers have only just come across this.

    You people don’t understand that I would love to believe they didn’t plant bombs in the towers. I am not that concerned about the “Let it happen on purpose” LIHOP theory. If I believed that (which I would become a LIHOP if the controlled demolition theory is conceded wrong finally) then I would not be angry anymore because I can appreciate very difficult decisions at the top in the interests of protecting national security. If the Neocons had stopped them (We know they were protected by the CIA (with or without their knowing) because of Able Danger and other evidence) then that would have made it impossible for the Administration to take effective action to prevent the real big threat of a nuclear terrorist attack. If indeed Muslims extremists out of the Mujahadeen ilk in Afghanistan did do that 9/11 then they are fucking insane and dangerous and I wouldn’t have much of a problem anymore with the invasion of Afghanistan, and of course Iraq too and the whole fucking middle-east.

  62. Jake McCrann said

    This technique of bringing down high-rises (reinforced-concrete highrises is the only example I’ve seen so far)is so simple that it does say something though about what Structure Engineers know about bring down the buildings they put up – because if this technique is new (which it must be as no one in 3 years ever forwarded this and all the videos of it are no more than 6 months old) that just shows you how sometimes the simplest techniqes are over looked.

    I dont know how many hydraulic wedges they put in but terrorists could come into a 30 story concrete-reinforced apartment pretending to be maintence guys, install these hydraulic lifter rods on one floor (you often see this when crews are doing concrete resto work. I actually worked on a team a few years ago installing this supports but in this case they are simply hydraulic) and then walk out, set them off and the whole apartment comes down killing a 1000 people. Pretty scarey ha?

  63. Jake McCrann said

    “But I can’t resist mentioning one more thing about “hand to hand snipers”

    Look a hand-to-hand sniper is a two-punch combination which comes so fast you feel like you’ve been hit in the head with a bullet and it kills you. So I was a hand-to-hand sniper assassin. My job was to walk right through security checks, unarmed, walk up to the target and kill him so fast that not even anyone saw me do it. There is a very special place you need to hit them. One punch is for getting blood out and the other is to kill him. Immediately you shout, “sniper sniper” as you dive over to cover him from the fire.

    It was a technique used only by the SASR and only the very most secret elite were trained in it.

  64. Jake McCrann said

    I should add, that diving on him to protect him from the sniper, and then checking his pulse like you are a first aider is the secondary measure to make sure your client target is dead. If he is not then there are secondary measures but they are risky.

  65. Jake McCrann said

    Its remarkable how incompetent Sarah Palin was for VP over a heart-beat of a 72 year-old from being President. She’d only have to fuck him in the oval office to take Presidency.

    I came across the term “gang rape” and must admit that I was watching mockeries of Sarah Palin today. The comment about “gang rape” said that “For those of you who quote statistics, remember that 90% of people who participate in a gang rape say they enjoyed it”. And then I started thinking, “You know I have never thought about raping anyone. When I have sex with all these gorgeous Brasilian prostitutes I kind of gave up in the end because I just didn’t enjoy the fact that I was paying them to fuck me”. So then I put my sexual desire of the day (to fuck the stupid “hockey mum” Sarah Palin – she causes me to go and jerk off when I am watching her with the sound off) together with “gang rape” and decided to google for a test drive, “Gang Rape Sarah Palin”. For those of you dont know that INVERTED COMMAS around the phrase gives you only exact hits. Like if you google “Jake McCrann” compared to [Jake McCrann]. Astonishingly, “gang rape Sarah Palin” got 12,000 HITS.

    But the point of my post is – After seeing what a South Carolina Beauty contestant she is, that you have to agree there was a conspiracy for the GOP to make sure they lost that election.

  66. Jake McCrann said

    My point is, Obama reads of a fucking teleprompter all the time, the media surround out TeeVee with Obama Obama Obama when its obvious that he has little decision in fucking anything. Yes Congress should be hounded, the Senate should be houned 10 times more than they are give airwaves compared to the Messiah Status the Americans give to a pissy little job like President. And if this is the situation then dont tell me we have a fucking democracy.

  67. Jake McCrann said

    And Bush just vetoed everything. What kind a a fucking democracy gives power of veto to one person?

  68. Tex said

    Wow jake, you’re even nuttier than usual today.

    “Look a hand-to-hand sniper is a two-punch combination which comes so fast you feel like you’ve been hit in the head with a bullet and it kills you.

    Is this more of your “satire” Jakey?

    So I was a hand-to-hand sniper assassin.

    Sure you were. I bet you even have a water pistol in your toy cabinet.

    My job was to walk right through security checks, unarmed, walk up to the target and kill him so fast that not even anyone saw me do it.

    You couldn’t kill a pimple, Jakey. You’re an unemployed web nerd who talks tough behind his keyboard.

    There is a very special place you need to hit them. One punch is for getting blood out and the other is to kill him. Immediately you shout, “sniper sniper” as you dive over to cover him from the fire.

    Yes, of course. Just like you are a ‘chemical weapons researcher for Hamas’

    It was a technique used only by the SASR and only the very most secret elite were trained in it.

    Tell me Dicknose: when exactly did you serve in the SASR?

  69. Jake McCrann said

    Tex just selects phrases from my millions of words and repeats them over and over and over and over and over again.

    And he even calls them “gems” of Jake McCrann writings.

    But he would never volunteer for he is a dihonest coward who wont even put his name to his words let alone his body. And in WW1 our diggers put their bodies on the line like no army in that war did. 1. We were the only army who volunteered. 2. We sufferred more casualites per army-capita than any other force in WW1.

    And here is one of my odes to these Diggers:

    SUBJECT: Will they ever arrest the non-muslim non-jihad extremist Jake McCrann?

    I mean, once he dies people will say things like,

    “Yeh, his job was just to try and be arrested under the Anti-Terror acts”

    “But they just wouldn’t arrest him. He could pretty much write whatever he wanted to, because he went to Scotch College and Melbourne University where they are all christian dogma and he doesn’t even have a beard. He really did just fuck them up. But yeh he got hit by some of them with shrapnel. Always walking up and down that gulley with his donkey, the alter ego. He did pretty much write whatever he wanted to while most of us were still cowaring in fear. Yeh, and so you know, they killed him. It didn’t cost us much actually after I read what our Diggers did in Patsy Adam Smiths book The Anzacs. Now every boy in Austrlaia has to read about what our diggers did and why it WAS BROKE in 1996. They basically sent the best fighters in the world to front-lines they had no intent of breaking. The English even still do think we are all convicts. The vote for the monarchy in 1996 was a devesating humilitation of not us but you and we were embarrassed because of their hubris in victory over you. “If it aint broke dont fix it” the fraud being that it was broke for more reasons than 1 million.

    I could say more about what I think of the english but I think they have already pretty much shown the world what they really are

    ————

    Of the millions of words I have written amongst them all you would think Tex (we know his real name) would pull out snippets and then misatrribute them and repeat then over and over and over and over again like Joseph Geobells?

  70. MyLaowai said

    It’s a fair question though. When did you serve in the SAS, Jakey old son? Give me the dates, as well as your CO’s name and any other pertinent details – send me a private email if you like – and I’ll ask my mate (who actually is SAS) if you’re telling the truth. If you are, I promise I’ll be the first to back down and publicly apologise to you.

    What have you got to lose?

  71. Tex said

    “Tex just selects phrases from my millions of words and repeats them over and over and over and over and over again.”

    Oh, so they are your own words then? I thought you said I made them up?

    “But he would never volunteer for he is a dihonest coward who wont even put his name to his words let alone his body.”

    Hahahaha. This coming from the Keyboard Commando who posts under dozens of different aliases.

    Tell me coward, seeing as you have threatened to kill me dozens of times, why don’t you provide me with your home address? I will come and visit you in person, then you can “kill” me.

    Remember this? “I am prepared to meet up with you and try my best to kill you.” That was you in 2007, talking tough as usual.

    So, how about it, Mr Internet Tough Guy?

    “And in WW1 our diggers put their bodies on the line like no army in that war did.”

    You once claimed your grandfather was one of them, except “McCrann” doesn’t appear on the WW1 nominal rolls. When you were informed of this, you said your grandad was the Unknown Soldier. Bwahahaha

    Care to explain that one, Mr Imaginary SAS commando?

  72. Tex said

    “When did you serve in the SAS, Jakey old son? Give me the dates, as well as your CO’s name and any other pertinent details”

    Dicknose has been asked this before. He told us he couldn’t say because it was a secret and he’d have to kill us afterward.

  73. MyLaowai said

    Huge surprise there. I don’t believe for a New York second that the Keyboard Commando is anything other than a spotty, pale-faced twat with Vaseline smeared all over one hand. If only his father had made a stain on the mattress rather than a stain on the family…

    All the same, I actually do have a mate who can check Jake’s credentials. I’ve emailed him already. I’d like to be able to pass along Jake’s address to my friend, in case he wants to meet Jake face to face, to swap war stories.

    Whaddaya say, Jakey? Want to meet up with an old regimental buddy?

  74. Tex said

    Oooooh, that’s asking for it. Don’t you realise jake’s secret army of Secret Nuclear Ninja Turtles will hunt down and kill your friend?

    You mess with an Internet Tough Guy at your peril……

    Ya know, Jake once claimed to have killed three of his “SAS comrades” after he found out they were Jews. Of course, he couldn’t remember their names….

  75. Ned Kelly said

    “Ya know, Jake once claimed to have killed three of his “SAS comrades” after he found out they were Jews. Of course, he couldn’t remember their names….”

    Curly, Larry, and Moe.

  76. MyLaowai said

    You are a wag, Ned. Very droll.

  77. Jake McCrann said

    Tex the low IQ delinquint wrote:

    “You once claimed your grandfather was one of them, except “McCrann” doesn’t appear on the WW1 nominal rolls.”

    Yeh and I didn’t inherit my mother’s surname either. Strange ha?

  78. Jake McCrann said

    “Don’t you realise jake’s secret army of Secret Nuclear Ninja Turtles will hunt down and kill your friend?”

    Yep, so now I have a “army of Secret Nuclear Ninja Turtles” too?

    So you see all. Tex is a cowardly troll. You shouldn’t protect the anonymity of one [Tex]. Associates should know he is a sociopath who targets real people’s names on the internet while cowaring behind anonymity and libel.

  79. Jake McCrann said

    It’s a fair question though. When did you serve in the SAS, Jakey old son? Give me the dates, as well as your CO’s name and any other pertinent details –

    What have you got to lose?

    a court marital and prison.

  80. Jake McCrann said

    Whaddaya say, Jakey? Want to meet up with an old regimental buddy?

    No thanks. I’d rather not kill anymore SASR.

  81. Tex said

    a court marital and prison.

    You’d have to actually be in the military for a court martial, Dicknose.

    Yeh and I didn’t inherit my mother’s surname either. Strange ha?

    Except you said the reason he didn’t appear was that he was the Unknown Solider. Hahaha

    I’d rather not kill anymore SASR.

    You couldn’t kill a pimple, Dicknose. Or is that one of your ‘extended metaphors’?

    Associates should know he is a sociopath who targets real people’s names on the internet while cowaring behind anonymity and libel.

    This coming from the keyboard warrior who sends me dozens of death threats, but won’t give me his home address so I can come visit in person.

    Jake McCrann, Internet Tough Guy:
    http://tinyurl.com/2crxyp

  82. Jake McCrann said

    Whats with you and your dicknoses Tex? Maybe I should write it with a [pen] on my forhead, “Dicknose”?

    Last time I was harassed by a fool of your dementia was in primary school.

  83. Tex said

    Last time I was harassed by a fool of your dementia was in primary school.

    It is amusing to watch a loon who sends dozens of death threats start blubbering about being “harassed”. Even funnier is watching someone who thinks he’s a millionaire SAS commando talking about “dementia”

    PS: when exactly were you in the army, Dicknose?

  84. Jake McCrann said

    Tex, you are talking to one Dicknose, a man I am not familiar with except that it is true I love burying my face into the vagina of a woman I love.

  85. Jake McCrann said

    Tex leaving kindergarten must have been an awefully traumatic experience for you having live the rest of your life wishing to be back there.

  86. Jake McCrann said

    []Whats with you and your dicknoses Tex? Maybe I should write it with a [pen] on my forhead, “Dicknose”? ]

    Look how sacred one [Tex] is of being exposed.

    Well [Tex] I know your weak point now. I could attack. You dont relinquish but continue like a fool. We could call a truce but typical of you jews you will fight to pogrom wont you and then spend the rest of your days claiming you were victims of persectution.

    [Tex] you can keep it up, in the end I will be bothered to go in and change the face of Google Hits. I see you have registered yourself in as many front-face forums as possible to try and stifle such an attack. It wont be any task to fill your second page. Its just that I can’t be bothered. I have other models of productive significance unile your destructive MO you have chosen to engage life with.

    [Editors note: Jake, if you have any comments of a personal nature to make on this forum, please address them to the forum owners. That would be me and my team. Please address any comments regarding Tex to him on his own forum. That way I don't have to spend my very valuable time sanitising your posts, instead of writing more award-winning posts for the masses.]

  87. Jake McCrann said

    Hey [Tex],

    Merry Christmas:

    Three years work. Put my mind to it. An absolute blitzing success to the point I have Abe Foxman himself crying in defeat. FUCK YOU. I am a million dollar executive who put his mind to the enemy and destroyed them almost single handedly.

    [Editor: See #86 above, Jake.]

  88. Tex said

    Three years work. Put my mind to it.

    You couldn’t tie your shoelaces without help

    An absolute blitzing success to the point I have Abe Foxman himself crying in defeat.

    Abe Foxman has never heard of you, Mr Internet Tough Guy. You’re a pathetic, lonely web nerd who talks tough behind a keyboard as has no life,

    FUCK YOU. I am a million dollar executive

    And I am Ming – Ruler of The Universe. I am also the world’s richest man, winner of a victoria cross, designer of scramjet engines, invented computers and have an IQ of 745

    who put his mind to the enemy and destroyed them almost single handedly.

    You couldn’t destroy a pimple, Dicknose

    [Tex] you can keep it up, in the end I will be bothered to go in and change the face of Google Hits.

    Go right ahead then, Dicknose

    I see you have registered yourself in as many front-face forums as possible to try and stifle such an attack.

    I have not “registered” at any “front-face forums”, Dicknose

    I have other models of productive significance

    You have never produced or achieved anything, Dicknose

    PS, no “revolution” yet, Dicknose

  89. Jake McCrann said

    “I have not “registered” at any “front-face forums”, Dicknose”

    Fanny face [Tex] is not a member of Faceobook, Likldon, Googl,e-Poogle, Twitter fuclkface..l.the list goes on fannyface….

  90. Tex said

    That’s right, Dicknose, I’m not a member

  91. Jake McCrann said

    Just as one example of your lacking, which have you not seen THE WAR PARTY by the BBC?

    I mean, if you love sucking jew cock then go on and suck it all off. [Tex] LOVES bonafied Rabbi jew cock, he loves stinky cheese Rabbi cock, cock which hasn’t been washed for 2000 years.

  92. Jake McCrann said

    ALright, so I am a Dicknose now? O.k.then FannyFace.

    You know you do really look like a Fanny Face? I’ve got a few photos of you here, at least two photos of you.

    Fanny Face [Tex].

  93. Jake McCrann said

    “[Editors note: Jake, if you have any comments of a personal nature to make on this forum, please address them to the forum owners. That would be me and my team. Please address any comments regarding Tex to him on his own forum. That way I don't have to spend my very valuable time sanitising your posts, instead of writing more award-winning posts for the masses.]”

    And why would you be protecvting the identity of a muslim-hate propagandist who is more than happy to continue his rant attacking real names but cowaring behind anonymity?

  94. Jake McCrann said

    I dont need elaborate on what that says about this forum. That you actively are protecting this person from his anonymity while he is attacking someone’s real name. I know who he is. If he wants to have a public debate here then so be it. Let him put his name on it.

  95. Jake McCrann said

    Fannyface [Tex], just get me to lose my temper and I will spam the net for one week sober and dedicated to making sure people know the real [Tex].

  96. Jake McCrann said

    Gee, the notoriously known FannyFace [Tex] is really got a gripe with old Jakey hey? But upset that they fucked you up on 9/11 with a false-flag and that you wasted all your years in a false-paraidgm politic? But because you are such a coward you couldn’t face it? What a loser you are man. What a fool compared to the traditional blood-let Aussie digger we have come to celebrate. I am serious [Tex], you need to fuck off to Israel and wait for the hydrogen bomb everyone has fit for you you fucking jew. And you are such a fraud to keep claiming you are not a jew. I have never known a more classic example of jewness that your filth your spew across the world with your blog and your usenetting.

  97. Jake McCrann said

    [Tex] is this fannyface fat ass in his 40s who looks like he eats too many cheese burgers.

  98. Jake McCrann said

    YOU are pretty funny mylaowai you stupid fucking gook in that you permit this platform for [Tex] to slander me Jake McCrann and I dont see you deleting my name vigilantly. I mean fuck off back to China you stupid fucking gook.

  99. Jake McCrann said

    MyLaowai, you will never understand the SASR because you are a gook and we have alot of them gooks up north of us.

    The SASR typical assignment during my time in 2004-2006 was to infiltrate the Israeli tourist clan on the tourist trails up around the coasts of Australia. From Brisbane to Broom anti-clockwise.

    Our job was to target Israeli women and get as much information off of them we could fuck them for.

    Thats what we did. That was the tour. And there was never any questions asked.

    The reason the SASR were chosen is beacause they are typically bronzed sexiest men on earth and Israeli women were falling for them like a wicket under Sir Donald Bradman.

    Thats what we did. No questions were asked.

    But in 2006 I found out about 9/11 Truth and everything changed. I was up in Cape York. Three comrades were sent to assassinate me and so I killed them.

    End of story.

  100. Jake McCrann said

    “The reason the SASR were chosen is beacause they are typically bronzed sexiest men on earth and Israeli women were falling for them like a wicket under Sir Donald Bradman.”

    I am just told that that doesn’t make sense. The woman is the bowler. Now you get it? Jesus I have to live amongst these people? You better have a heaven or I wont bother anymore. Fuck this!

  101. MyLaowai said

    100 posts, 51% of which are yours, Jake. And yet you haven’t actually said anything.

    Try saying something worthwhile, please?

  102. Tex said

    I mean, if you love sucking jew cock then go on and suck it all off. [Tex] LOVES bonafied Rabbi jew cock, he loves stinky cheese Rabbi cock, cock which hasn’t been washed for 2000 years.

    Jake seems to be preoccupied with rabbi penises

    But upset that they fucked you up on 9/11 with a false-flag and that you wasted all your years in a false-paraidgm politic? But because you are such a coward you couldn’t face it?

    Your 9/11 conspiracies aren’t reality Jakey, no matter how much you blabber about the Mossad and ‘false flags’.

    What a loser you are man. What a fool compared to the traditional blood-let Aussie digger we have come to celebrate.

    You aren’t a digger, Jakey. Your imaginary military service doesn’t count, remember?

    I am serious [Tex], you need to fuck off to Israel and wait for the hydrogen bomb everyone has fit for you you fucking jew.

    Ooooh, scary. Is your revolutionary army gonna build it? Or is this more of your “satire” and “extended metaphors”?

    And you are such a fraud to keep claiming you are not a jew.

    Prove I am then. Go on, Dicknose

    I have never known a more classic example of jewness that your filth your spew across the world with your blog and your usenetting.

    Yes, yes. Go take your pills and calm down Jakey.

    The SASR typical assignment during my time in 2004-2006 was to infiltrate the Israeli tourist clan on the tourist trails up around the coasts of Australia. From Brisbane to Broom anti-clockwise. Our job was to target Israeli women and get as much information off of them we could fuck them for. Thats what we did. That was the tour. And there was never any questions asked.

    Yes of course. I personally destroyed the Garman army in Russia in WW2. Walked right up to them and used my hand-to-hand sniper skills on them all.

    BTW Dicknose, do you remember these?:

    “I didn’t fight with the SAS. I trained with them. ”
    - Jake McCrann, Jun 11 2007

    “I didn’t serve with them. I killed them. ”
    - Jake McCrann, Feb 7, 2008

    “I jokingly claimed to be an SAS trained warrior”
    - Jake McCrann, Jan 29, 2008

    That’s what’s funny about you Dicknose: you contradict your own retarded stories.

  103. Jake McCrann said

    Well [Tex], you’re obviously scared of people knowing who you are. Half the Jake McCrann posts here are yours. You’re a bonafied troll.

  104. Jake McCrann said

    I heard they used to call you Fannyface in primary school Chris. How come?

  105. Jake McCrann said

    “Yes of course. I personally destroyed the Garman army in Russia in WW2. Walked right up to them and used my hand-to-hand sniper skills on them all.”

    You are equating a relatively simple spy operation with defeating the german army in Russia? ah ha. Ok.

    Got a few loose screws there havn’t you [Tex]. Once again coward, how come you dont want anyone knowing that the WhackingDay troll is one [Tex]? How come your gook friend here protects you and yet allows my own name to be exposed and libeled?

    Maybe gook boy I can hit you with a defamation suit?

  106. Jake McCrann said

    [An absolute blitzing success to the point I have Abe Foxman himself crying in defeat.

    Abe Foxman has never heard of you, Mr Internet Tough Guy. You’re a pathetic, lonely web nerd who talks tough behind a keyboard as has no life,]

    In 2006 people were scared to say anything anti-semitic on the net. Now the net is saturated with people calling for jews to be pogromed and Israel decimated. lols. Sounds like a blazing success to me. Not half obvious who won the propaganda war. You’re a loser Tex. Abe Foxman conceded defeat in April 2009. Mewahahahahah!!!!
    Jews running scared with their asses hanging out.

  107. Jake McCrann said

    [“I didn’t fight with the SAS. I trained with them. ”
    - Jake McCrann, Jun 11 2007

    “I didn’t serve with them. I killed them. ”
    - Jake McCrann, Feb 7, 2008

    “I jokingly claimed to be an SAS trained warrior”
    - Jake McCrann, Jan 29, 2008

    That’s what’s funny about you Dicknose: you contradict your own retarded stories.]

    Dont see any contradictions there [Tex]. I didn’t fight with them. I didn’t operate with them. The Israeli Tourist infiltartion was a solo mission. I dont know who the other SASR were on the trail, I dont even know if there were others.

    As I told you, three SAS were sent to assassinate me in 2006 in Cape York. And so I killed them and buried them in Iron Range National Park.

    No contradictions there [Tex].
    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/07/15/1089694491783.html
    That was the assignment. I must have fucked over 100 Israeli tourists.

  108. Jake McCrann said

    There was one Israeli I was ordered to throw down a mine-shaft in Darwin. His name was Zev. If the jew-filth family of Zev want to know which mine shaft I threw him down it will cost them 1 million in gold.

  109. Jake McCrann said

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/19/world/europe/19poland.html?_r=1

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SING OVER AUSCHWITZA STOLEN!!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  110. justrecently said

    Hm… the smell here suggests that Mr McCrann has just puked all over the place. Do you have a Kaercher at hand, mylaowai?

  111. Jake McCrann said

    The sign theft was a flase-flag operation. Seems they ‘found’ the sign in three pieces 24 hours later.

    How could anyone be so organised to rob the sign and then get caught 24 hours later? What a joke. Another JEW false-flag operation to get some Holohoax press up for Christmas.

  112. Jake McCrann said

    Its Karcher. A noble german who helped to clean out the jews.

  113. justrecently said

    Well, it’s Kärcher actually, and could be useful to get your puke off the floor here, Mr McCrann.

  114. Tex said

    You are equating a relatively simple spy operation with defeating the german army in Russia?

    Yes: both of our claims are imaginary

    The Israeli Tourist infiltartion was a solo mission.

    Except you used the words “we” and “our”. Make your mind up, Internet Tough Guy

    In 2006 people were scared to say anything anti-semitic on the net.

    No, they weren’t

    Now the net is saturated with people calling for jews to be pogromed and Israel decimated.

    The web was full of retards long before you showed up, Jakey

    lols. Sounds like a blazing success to me.

    Nothing you have ever done has been a success, Mr Imaginary Commando

    Not half obvious who won the propaganda war.

    Well, there’s no sign of the ‘revolution’ you promised, so I’m guessing you didnt win it. Hehehe

    You’re a loser Tex. Abe Foxman conceded defeat in April 2009. Mewahahahahah!!!!
    Jews running scared with their asses hanging out.

    Don’t be jealous of Jews just because they are superior to you in every way.

    BTW Dicknose, you still haven’t given me your home address. I guess you’re not so keen to fight me after all. Typical Internet Tough Guy.

  115. Tex said

    How could anyone be so organised to rob the sign and then get caught 24 hours later? What a joke. Another JEW false-flag operation to get some Holohoax press up for Christmas.

    Sure Dicknose, just like you are a millionaire Hamas research scientist and an SAS commando.

  116. Tex said

    There was one Israeli I was ordered to throw down a mine-shaft in Darwin. His name was Zev. If the jew-filth family of Zev want to know which mine shaft I threw him down it will cost them 1 million in gold.

    Sure Dicknose. Pity Darwin doesn’t actually have any “mine-shafts”.

    Still, if you wanna believe you threw an imaginary Jew down an imaginary mine shaft, then you go right ahead, kook-boy

    PS. no revolution yet

  117. Neddy said

    Hate to be a wet blanket, Tex, but you have had your fun! Also, I respect our host’s stand on censoring comments, but… Isn’t it time to do some de-lousing here, like:
    1. Send the jake-mouth back to padded cell where he belongs
    2. Throw the key away
    3. Fumigate this place
    ???
    Just saying.

  118. justrecently said

    Consider deep-freezing the puke. Then it doesn’t stink anymore. Mr McCrann is an important reminder that ppl can be a fen without being a Chinese qing, and that should be documented.

  119. Jake McCrann said

    Its sad that Tex actually enjoys this.
    You should see him on UseNet. He still visits there for his nightly masturbation of this some ilk above – always avoid any chance of getting into some fruitful and sincere opinionated debate, and rather try and drag everyone, and everything, into a place I think we all recall was called Kindergarten.

    What a strange person, in my opinion sad, very sad because this is our country you are fucking with.

  120. Jake McCrann said

    [ Now the net is saturated with people calling for jews to be pogromed and Israel decimated.

    The web was full of retards long before you showed up, Jakey]

    Gee [Tex], you even disagree with Abe Foxman now on all matters pro-Israel:

    I mean, you’re like a retarded sand-pit sniper? At least I shake hands.

  121. Jake McCrann said

    [Consider deep-freezing the puke. Then it doesn’t stink anymore. Mr McCrann is an important reminder that ppl can be a fen without being a Chinese qing, ]

    You’re a typical reminder of metacognitive incompetence. The fact that 9/11 was a false-flag Zionist jew operation is in plain sight. Its only a mentally deranged person who can’t see it was done in all benefit of a cabal inside of washington, and what a coincidence, all the hands of them are jews.

    Here, it in your face:

    Its not just IN YOUR FACE< its smudged all over it and rubbed in after you shower everday because you are just such stupid fucking GOOKS. GOYIM. GOOKS.

  122. justrecently said

    I hope I’ll never meet that lad’s (#121) hairdresser. He needs a decent diet, too.

  123. Jake McCrann said

    [Tex], what about the uranium ore mine shafts I had my abos dig out for the nuke of got my two muslim nuclear physicists to whip up for me? Kind of like those ones in Iraq you remember? You remember that yellow-cake from Africa right? You do remember [Tex]? One million innocent people dead later? You do remember right?

  124. Jake McCrann said

    “I hope I’ll never meet that lad’s (#121) hairdresser. He needs a decent diet, too.”

    Let me guess, you are brainwashed fucking stupid? Because you dont like his hair you can’t hear what he says despite him being a Superior Court judge?

    SO let me get this straight? You are all brainwashed turkeys who are melancholy about the good old days you used to spend in the kindergarten?

  125. Jake McCrann said

    [Tex said
    Saturday, December 26, 2009 at 05:59

    How could anyone be so organised to rob the sign and then get caught 24 hours later? What a joke. Another JEW false-flag operation to get some Holohoax press up for Christmas.

    Sure Dicknose, just like you are a millionaire Hamas research scientist and an SAS commando.
    ]

    hehehe. EMpty for arguments hey Texey? Someone so organised that hey can remove a sign under security cameras and then they get caught a week later? Hehehehe. Another jew false-flag operation to keep that HOlohoax media pumping. Hehehehehe.

    What you think Penisnose?

  126. Jake McCrann said

    “You’re a loser Tex. Abe Foxman conceded defeat in April 2009. Mewahahahahah!!!!
    Jews running scared with their asses hanging out.

    Don’t be jealous of Jews just because they are superior to you in every way.”

    BWahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “I am a jew cock sucker Penis Envy [Tex]!!!” Bwahahaha.

    Gee, Tex, and I thought you insisted you were not jewish? Bwehehehehe. You jews, the way you ‘argue’(not) I can spot off a mile away. I could sooner spot a jew from his pusre ASCII argumentation than from looking at him him person. What a moronic degraded inbred pack of retarded amoral degenerates you are.

  127. Tex said

    Someone so organised that hey can remove a sign under security cameras and then they get caught a week later? Hehehehe.

    I’m guessing the security cameras helped them get caught, idiot

    Another jew false-flag operation to keep that HOlohoax media pumping. Hehehehehe.

    Sure Dicknose, just like you “fought with Hamas in the middle east”.

    PS. no revolution yet

  128. justrecently said

    McCrann, I’d never discuss your conspiracies with you, unless you make a short, succinct, convincing, and puke-free case for them.
    Until then, I’ll simply give my impressions, not my opinions. You’ll need to do better.

  129. Jake McCrann said

    “McCrann, I’d never discuss your conspiracies with you, unless you make a short, succinct, convincing, and puke-free case for them.”

    err, you were responding to the lecture presentation of Judge Neopolitano for his new book Nation of Sheep (which you fit the profile for very well).

    That the Patriot Act was raced through congress on the back of the Anthrax attacks is not a theory.
    That the attack letters had a note, “Death to America. Death to Israel” is not a theory.
    That the attacks are later exposed as being NOT muslims but a US citizen from Fort Detrix and a Zionist jew is not a theory.
    That hardly anyone in congress read the Patriot Act is not a theory.
    That the targets of the antrhax attacks were congressmen and Senators who would oppose the Patriot Act is not a theory. See Senator Wellstone, number one enemy of Patriot Act – dies mysteriously in plane crash.

    That the Patriot Act was written before 9/11 is not a theory.

    That the Patriot relied entirely on the cause of “preventing more 9/11s” is not a theory.

    That muslims had nothing to benefit and everything to lose from a 9/11 is not a theory.

    That neocon Zionists had everything to gain from 9/11, their “new Pearl Harbour” is not a theory.

    And on and on and on. That you are a typical member of the new Nation of Sheep is not a theory.

  130. Jake McCrann said

    “I’m guessing the security cameras helped them get caught, idiot”
    - [Tex] of WhackingDay.com

    Yes you would guess anything in favour of your deluded perspective of these politics.

    It has the hallmarks of a Mossad job:

    Jarek Mensfelt, from the Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum, told the BBC: “It is more than just stealing something. It is a desecration.

    “Somebody who did this must have been a person who had a knowledge of our security system because all the area is closed at night and patrolled and there is a system of cameras,” he added.

    “This was not an incident – this was a deliberate and organised action.”

    There has never been an NYT newspaper in the last 60 years that didn’t have a Holocaust Story. Nor one NYT BookList that didn’t have a Holocaust Book. hehehehehe.
    The Zionists use Holocaust propaganda to deflect anti-semitism and keep their jew flock together in group-pity and fear.

  131. Jake McCrann said

    “After theft of sign, Poland earmarks more money for Auschwitz security ”

    Bwehehehehehe.

    It turns out that the criminals-for-hire were commissioned by someone to go and steal the sign.

    Germany just recently earmarked Auschwitz for a 60million restoration fund.

    Bweheehehehe.

    How gullible can you be to the Zionist amoral criminal operations of these kikes [Tex]? They are infamous for it throughout all history.

  132. Jake McCrann said

    “Bogdan Zdrojewski on Wednesday earmarked 400,000 zlotys ($137,000) for improving external security at the memorial site in southern Poland. It is made up of two camps, Auschwitz and Birkenau, and sprawls nearly 500 acres (200 hectares). ”

    Bwehehehehehehe. Of course, the jews dont have to pay to keep their memorials – everyone else pays for them. We paid with our blood to help save the little kikes in the first place and now we continue to pay with our taxes and endruing their endless ingenious bemoaning all the money they have collected – rubbing their hands in the counting houses while fools like [Tex] (who claims to be goyim) does his best to suffer and protect his jew masters. Bwehehehehe.

  133. Jake McCrann said

    “He said guards who failed to prevent the theft, which police say, was done on commission from abroad, last week have been suspended and other museum employees could face consequences. ”

    Bwehehehehe. That would be some Zionist jew banker do doubt. Just helped fetch another $400,000 for the jews at the museum at the memorial.

    Bweheheheh. And they got themselves lots of front-page Holocaust propaganda again. What next? Jewish student at college caught doing false-flag Nazi symbols on her own door?

    Jews caught decicrating their own tomb stones?
    You can read about more such incidents here:
    http://www.takeourworldback.com/zionconcise.htm

    bewhehehehehehe. How gullible is the pompous [Tex]?

  134. Jake McCrann said

    Well, I think that about wraps it up. If I wanted to torment myself with the prescence of gullible metacognitively incompetent twits as the likes of [Tex] I’d go become a primary school teacher.

  135. Tex said

    “Jewish student at college caught doing false-flag Nazi symbols on her own door?

    So, the “Jew controlled media” and “Jew-controlled Youtube” both allow this story to be broadcast. So much for censorship from mighty ZOG

    ” metacognitively incompetent twits”

    This coming from a person who couldn’t figure out how to use the comments section of my blog, then blamed it on zionist censorship.

    Says it all, Dicknose.

    PS. no revolution yet

  136. justrecently said

    # 134: Well, I think that about wraps it up. If I wanted to torment myself with the prescence of gullible metacognitively incompetent twits as the likes of [Tex] I’d go become a primary school teacher.

    Mhm. So that’s why you are leaving tons of puke here, McCrann.

  137. Tex said

    ,b>Yes you would guess anything in favour of your deluded perspective of these politics.

    No, “deluded” would be….

    - claiming you are a “hand-to-hand sniper” in the SASR
    - claiming to have fought with Hamas
    - claiming to be the leader of Hezbollah
    - claiming to be designing jet airplanes
    - claiming to have at least 4 postgraduate degrees, despite being dumber than the average goldfish
    - claiming to have a 152 IQ, despite not being able to figure out how blog comments work
    - claiming to be a former poice officer
    - claiming to be a millionaire research scientist (despite being on the dole in 2001)
    - claiming to be the leader of a 100,000-strong revolutionary army called The Australian Civil War Movement, who would overthrow the government and blow up ASIO on Sep11, 2006
    - claiming to be the leader of a Brazilian kidnapping gang
    - claiming to be the leader of a group called ‘Digger Underground’ who would assassinate GW Bush last year
    - claiming that Peter Brock and Steve Irwin were murdered by the Mossad
    - claiming that you met with Kim Il-Sung (14 years after he died)
    - claiming that you met with Osama Bin Laden
    - claiming that you are immune to AIDS
    - not being able to remember if you live in Brazil or Cooktown
    - claiming you would assassinate 43 Australian celebrities in 2007, none of whom got assassinated

    Remind you of anyone Jake?

    You’re like a special retard version of Walter Mitty. An unemployed, mentally ill Keyboard Commando who lives with his mother and has never achieved anything in this life. Almost certainly a virgin, and with no human contact apart from an inflatable girlfriend and people who laugh at his idiotic death threats.

    Now go take your pills, Jakey.

  138. Jake McCrann said

    Yes [Tex] you seem rather obsessed with satire – funny how you can’t differentiate it from politics.

    Its old news that Israel carry out false-flag terrorism and false-flag everything:


    Israeli agents accused of creating fake al-Qaeda cell
    By Sophie Claudet in Gaza City
    December 9 2002

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/12/08/1038950271656.html

  139. Jake McCrann said


    Sunday, 8 December, 2002.
    Israel ‘faked al-Qaeda presence’
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2550513.stm

    But [Tex] doesn’t care. He LOVES sucking Zionist cocks.

  140. Jake McCrann said

    “Colonel Rashid Abu-Shbak, the Palestinian head of preventative security, said eight Palestinians had been approached from outside Gaza, and had been asked by Israeli agents to work for al-Qaeda with offers of money and weapons.”

    Who is Al Queda then [Tex]? Looks likes its the Mossad doesn’t it? Now I wonder why people think that huh? Oh thats right, according to the mypic Zionist sucker [Tex], thats because we are all mentally ill. Of course [Tex]. As I said – WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF TO ISRAEL AND JOIN THE IDF (YOU COULDNT GET IN THE MOSSAD YOU ARE TOO DUMB)

  141. Jake McCrann said

    “Mhm. So that’s why you are leaving tons of puke here, McCrann.”

    Good to hear that NEWS of Israel’s war crimes makes you puke. Thats the human response to it.

  142. justrecently said

    Alright, folks. It was interesting to have a look at how ppl like McCrann are ticking, but I will leave it here. Let me know if he has something new to say. Life is too short to pay attention to ppl who can’t even poperly read other peoples’ comments.

  143. Tex said

    “Its old news that Israel carry out false-flag terrorism and false-flag everything:

    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/12/08/1038950271656.html

    “A senior Palestinian security official say” – LOL. Now there’s a trustworthy source

    “Israel ‘faked al-Qaeda presence’
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2550513.stm

    “Officials from the Palestinian Authority have accused” – haha. Another unsubstantiated pile of crap from this pack of terrorist scumbags. Still, this counts as “evidence” for Dicknose

    “Good to hear that NEWS of Israel’s war crimes makes you puke”

    Israel doesn’t commit war crimes Jakey. Your imagination doesn’t count

    “Who is Al Queda then? Looks likes its the Mossad doesn’t it?”

    Jake, you think Optus is a Mossad operation.

    Now run along and take your pills, Dicknose.

  144. MyLaowai said

    *** Note from the Admin ***

    Dear Mr McCrann:

    You may find that from now on, certain of your comments are automatically held for moderation, based on the use of certain keywords. It is easier for me to do this, than to trust you to behave yourself, and then read every comment you make one at a time.

    You know what these keywords are, and you have had plenty of warning, so there’s no point crying about it to me.

    In general, MyLaowai is strongly opposed to censorship and we do not take actions such as this lightly. However, repeated use of information that personally identifies people who are not in the public domain crosses the line, and you know it.

    Mr McCrann, this is my house, and whilst here as my guest you will behave yourself. Are we clear? Good.

    For everyone else: I don’t really care what people think, no matter how lunatic or objectionable others may find their views. Here, you have a right to your own beliefs, and a right to say them out loud. It should be pretty fucking obvious that MyLaowai does not endorse a large percentage of the gobshite above, however we do not have any problem with someone else holding a different opinion.

    Carry on…

  145. Jake McCrann said

    The fight against the criminal murderous regime known as “The Jews” has been a screaming success:

    “It was probably the worst year for global anti-Semitism in my tenure with the ADL.”—Abraham H. Foxman,
    National Director, ADL

    Violent actions and vicious words attacking Jews and Israel, once considered unacceptable, are now being heard online, at protests and in the press. The restraints against anti-Semitism have weakened. These are not normal times.”

    We have now entered the slippery slope towards exposing and arresting all the criminal jews and removing their children from their custody for rehabilitation.

  146. Jake McCrann said

    “Mr McCrann, this is my house, and whilst here as my guest you will behave yourself”

    – Oh I see! You provoke me to discover your moronic blog [blah blah blah] and claim that his name is not in the public domain [blah blah blah] dispicable hate-mongerer [blah blah blah] supports the mass murder of innocent muslims [blah] defends unconditionally everything the Israeli government does [blah blah blah] you stupid fucking moron.

    [You were told Jake. Post in a mature manner or don't post at all.]

  147. Tex said

    The fight against the criminal murderous regime known as “The Jews” has been a screaming success:

    Nothing you have ever done has been a success, Dicknose.

    We have now entered the slippery slope towards exposing and arresting all the criminal jews and removing their children from their custody for rehabilitation.

    Sure, just as soon as your ‘revolution’ starts. How is that going by the way?

  148. Ned Kelly said

    I really wish Jake would bash a more truly abominable nationality, like the Canadians.

  149. Jake McCrann said

    “You were told Jake. Post in a mature manner or don’t post at all.]”

    [blah blah blah]

    [I don't like it any more than you, Jake. Having to do this goes against the grain. But one has to draw a line somewhere, and I've drawn it here.]

  150. Jake McCrann said

    So here we are. Gook Jew cock-sucker is censoring this comments thread. He gives privy to all to slander my real name, but when I know the real name of the faggots here posting anonymously he censors it.

    Look gook boy, go and join the front line and blow yourself up. I know you gooks were good at that in the Vietnam war.

  151. Jake McCrann said

    “Nothing you have ever done has been a success, Dicknose.”

    hehehe. Except for one thing – The objective to make the world rampaged with anti-semitism which the almighty litmus paper of Jewness Abe Foxman is crying this year about being the worst year for jews since the Nazi regime.

    hehehe. You know the jews should have made me an offer. They got stupid fuckfaces like you working for them [Tex]. Thats why they lost.

  152. Jake McCrann said

    We all know you have been dropping mossad rootfiles in ANU’s systems [blah]. Everyone knows you naive twit.

    But you know the funniest sombre revenge against traitors specifically like you is that you can’t get a job with the Mossad. You’re too dumb!

  153. Jake McCrann said

    Dont forget gook boy, before 9/11 there was Pauline Hanson.

  154. Jake McCrann said

    “You were told Jake. Post in a mature manner or don’t post at all”

    Is that gook ESL english?

    “mature”? You have a fucking clue what that is gooky? mature would be letting two men have a platform to fight face to face. But in your arean, [Tex] is allowed to dress up in a spider man suit and use weapons to disable Jake McCrann so that no one ever knows how the spiderman was.

    I will find you gook boy. I will find you. Bookmarked. Flagged. When the day comes gooky I will be there.

  155. MyLaowai said

    It’s not hard to find me, Jake. Just let me know when your flight arrives in China and I’ll arrange for you to be picked up at the airport.

    • Jake McCrann said

      If you really are in China and you are not a jew then you need to email me and we can have private discussions because this webblog is a clear fucking joke. [blah blah blah] is a fucking joke.

      You suck jew cock right gook?

  156. Jake McCrann said

    You watch mainstream news and you dont realise you are being butt fucked? You’re that much of a fucking tunnel-digging gook peasant?

  157. Jake McCrann said

    Listen to me gook boy. You boys in China better fucking watch yourselves. And you go read about our nature and the diggers. You aint got nothing like that gook bicycle boy. If you China defend Israel then you are an enemy.

  158. Jake McCrann said

    I just realised something for the 10th time before I go into war mode. [blah blah blah]

    [blah blah]. Here we go.

    A riverdirty gentlemen. I am off to destroy [Tex]‘s life.

  159. Tex said

    “You know the jews should have made me an offer.”

    You also said Kim Il-Sung made you an offer. The problem was that he’d been dead for over a decade.

    Things that happen in your imagination don’t actually count, OK Jakey?

    “Listen to me gook boy. You boys in China better fucking watch yourselves. And you go read about our nature and the diggers.”

    Here’s the problem Jakey: all the actual diggers I’ve shown your stuff to think you’re a twat.

    You’re a lonely, unemployed keyboard warrior and have been identified by the police as a pathetic headcase.

    Now go take your pills.

  160. Tex said

    “It’s not hard to find me, Jake. Just let me know when your flight arrives in China and I’ll arrange for you to be picked up at the airport.”

    Yeah, go on Jakey. Here’s your opportunity to unleash your Hand-to-Hand Sniper Ninja Death Skills.

    BTW Jakey: still waiting for you to supply me with your home address. You’ve ranted for years about how you’re gonna track me down in person and kill me, and I’m offering to make it easy for you.

    C’mon Mr Keyboard Commando, gimme your address and I’ll come visit.

    (*sound of crickets*)

  161. MDMConnell said

    What I want to know is: where does Jake find the time to post all these extended rants???

    You’d think he would be far too busy organising his million strong Jihadi army, flying back and forth between Cooktown/Coburg/Brazil/North Korea/the Middle East, planting his bombs, disposing of his victims’ bodies, ringing the Terror hotline, cycling round the world, hunting down all the 9/11 “non-believers”, AND researching all those Truther youtube videos.

    Must be a busy guy….

  162. MyLaowai said

    The Legend of Jake continues…

  163. Jake McCrann said

    “BTW Jakey: still waiting for you to supply me with your home address. You’ve ranted for years about how you’re gonna track me down in person and kill me, and I’m offering to make it easy for you.”

    I dont live in Brasil anymore Anal Wart (aka Tex).

    You want the address of my biological father or my biological mother?

    If you want the address of my biological father then look up the name, “Bob Hawke” and I think you might find him. You gonna go and kill the old stupid bastard are you Texey?

  164. MDMConnell said

    “If you want the address of my biological father then look up the name, “Bob Hawke” and I think you might find him”

    Are you sure it wasn’t Noam Chomsky, John Pilger or Anthony Loewenstein???

  165. Ned Kelly said

    It was Benjamin Netanyahu.

  166. Tex said

    Good old Dicknose: SAS Hand-to-Hand Sniper, Millionaire Terrorist, sucessful businessman, genius chemical weapons researcher for Hamas, ultramarathon cyclist, police officer, leader of a Brazilian kidnapping gang, personal friend of President Lula, designer of jet airplanes, confidant of Osama and Kim Il-Sung, and now son of an Australian Prime Minister.

    Time for some more pills, jakey.

  167. MyLaowai said

    The fact that he doesn’t know who is father is should come as no great surprise.

    But I’d put money on the fact that his father is circumcised.

    :)

  168. Jake McCrann said

    The funny/sad aspect of all the people attacking Jake McCrann here is that he is right about jews having done 9/11.
    “Jews” sounds unfair when you exclude Collateral Damage. But more or less yeh 97% of them were jewish.

    That will be known to generations to come as common knowledge after all of us have vanished (its just funny arguing with dickheads like yourselves in the interim – you really need to be a very special type of person to think that Osama Bin Ladin….luls. I just laughed so hard I literally vomited my dinner and now have to go and buy another one – luls. Another joke you have become.

  169. Jake McCrann said

    LOOKS LIKE TEX’S BLOG IS DOING REALLY BADDY HEY TEX?

    AS IF ANYONE WILL BELIEVE YOUR LATEST EFFORT YOU FOOL.

    THE ONLY REASON I TALK WITH YOU VIA EMAIL BEACAUSE I ENJOY KNOWING THE FACE OF THE ENEMY I WILL HAVE TO BAYONET ONE DAY – THAT WILL BE THE THRILLING MOMENT, THE KILL, THE REVENGE FINALLY.

  170. MyLaowai said

    Note to all: If you want to avoid vomiting up your dinner, don’t eat Pedigree Chum.

  171. justrecently said

    Compared to Jake’s remarks, those of Tony Blair in 2003 were rather well-crafted. At least Blair could claim that he had access to a few sources.

  172. Tex said

    Jake made his own youtube video:

    Ummm…….

  173. Tex said

    “NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN STICKING A BAYONET THROUGH THE CHEST OF THE ENEMY.”

    How would you know, Dicknose?

  174. Jake McCrann said

    “AND researching all those Truther youtube videos.”

    You would do well to research the Alex Jones documentaries. I cite Alex Jones’ because his documentaries are flawless in cited facts.
    I think one is 9/11: The Road To Tyranny is about 9/11.

    What would be intersting, or make my life more interesting is if gusy like y’all would get your head out of your fucking asses and admit that 9/11 was a false-flag operation, along with all the rest of them.
    But what do you demand? You demand that everyone goes along with the fictional landscape being prescribed by the mainstream media which is controlled mostly by Zionist Jewish interests.

    For example, did you guys over then in Aussie hear the President of Haiti telling a journalist about how the IDF are stealing organs from all the victims they are pretending to be there to try and save? And all those organs are being flown out by the IDF (probably even in fighter jets) dropped in Israel and stuck into all the sick rich jews because all their genes are fucked up from in-breeding.

    And this is the regime above you bow down to. You’re pathetic.

  175. Jake McCrann said

    “Note to all: If you want to avoid vomiting up your dinner, don’t eat Pedigree Chum.”

    under Mao I would expect you ate alot of that hey Gook?

  176. Jake McCrann said


    “NOTHING FEELS BETTER THAN STICKING A BAYONET THROUGH THE CHEST OF THE ENEMY.”

    How would you know, Dicknose?

    My great-grandfather was a Digger remember fuckhead? And he told my grand-father who then told me. Got it?

  177. Tex said

    My great-grandfather was a Digger remember fuckhead?

    Oh yes, the “digger” you cannot remember the name of. Funny that.

    And he told my grand-father who then told me. Got it?

    Don’t think so, Dicknose

  178. Tex said

    For example, did you guys over then in Aussie hear the President of Haiti telling a journalist about how the IDF are stealing organs from all the victims they are pretending to be there to try and save?

    Do you have any evidence whatsoever that this actually happened, Dicknose?

    And all those organs are being flown out by the IDF (probably even in fighter jets) dropped in Israel and stuck into all the sick rich jews because all their genes are fucked up from in-breeding.

    Sure, Dicknose. Just like you’re a millionaire scientist who fought with the SASR

  179. MDMConnell said

    “You would do well to research the Alex Jones documentaries. I cite Alex Jones’ because his documentaries are flawless in cited facts ”

    Yeah, see, if you want to portray 9/11 “revisionism” as a serious academic pursuit of well-documented facts, probably not the smartest idea to bang on endlessly about EEEVVVVIIILLLL JOOOOOOOOS and the New World Order…….

  180. Jake McCrann said

    [For example, did you guys over then in Aussie hear the President of Haiti telling a journalist about how the IDF are stealing organs from all the victims they are pretending to be there to try and save?

    Do you have any evidence whatsoever that this actually happened, Dicknose?]

    You mean a video of the Prime Minister of Haiti complaining to a journalist that the IDF are stealing organs or that what he said was true? Hey fuckhead? Which one you want? I know you have immense trouble googling shit which fucks with your pre-conceived reality. You’re a fucking coward [Tex]. And because of fools like you only will the Reupublic of America fall – and it wont be good to see for any country in the world – not because of the economy, not because of anything but for that it truly was the greatest liberal model the world had ever known and it looks like, thanks to fucking morons like you, that it will be the last.

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