Comments on: Smile http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/ This Blog was Invented in Xi'an 5,000 Years Ago Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:37:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: justrecently http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12880 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:21:57 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12880 If you were a princeling, you would have a share in that country, sojourner. But you are too frustrated to be a princeling. Therefore, all you can do is to act as their dog, and to bark at foreigners. Sorry – it isn’t your country.

]]> By: Sojourner http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12874 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:26:46 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12874 孙儿啊, 是吗….？

不是我的国家? 你肯定吗？难道是你的国家？

井底青蛙, 目光短浅, 可悲….

(笑)….

:)

]]> By: justrecently http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12830 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:54:13 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12830 Sorry, Sojourner. It isn’t your country.

]]> By: RecoveredSinoholic http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12827 Thu, 10 Dec 2009 08:41:23 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12827 The Chinese all suffer from horror vacui (fear of empty space). Every Chinese desk is piled a mile high with useless crap. Every Chinese refrigerator is stuffed with 3 week old chicken wings and other assorted science projects. Modernistic simplicity is completely beyond their range of understanding. And of course, an empty floor must be covered with gobs of spittle in varying degrees of congealment.

Add to the endless list of Celestial Inventions: hacky sack! Ooh, look, we have a Song Dynasty painting of a bunch of soft flabby scholars standing in a circle with a ball in the air! We invented soccer in the 12th century! Not at all just kicking a ball around like the old Roman legions did! No sir, and the suckers, I mean intelligent China-loving folks at FIFA recognize our Han primacy! All hail the Celestial Hua race, inventors of the very air you breathe!

]]> By: Sojourner http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12707 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:29:59 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12707 Hey dipshit “Mylaowai”, I will smile when I kick your fucking foreign ass out of my country. No I will LAUGH.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

YOU and all your foreign, small village expat pricks can smile back home amongst your laid off countrymen..ok?

]]> By: justrecently http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12107 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 06:29:03 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12107 Hang on, Neddy. Aruchanal Pradesh was, is, and will always be Greater Ti-…, umm, Chinese! If there is a nuclear war over Aruchanal Pradesh, it is already India’s fault! Besides, it would be Arunachal Pradesh, not Aruchanal Pradesh. But it isn’t either, because it was cruelly carved away from the arms of the loving motherland by the imperialists. WHEN WILL BE THE LANGUISHING OF OUR BELOVED PROVINCE BE OVER? WHEN WILL BE ITS yi-jiu-jiu-qi?!
*SOB*

]]> By: Neddy http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12105 Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:12:54 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12105 JR, a war over Aruchanal Pradesh? Then what is all that talk about a peaceful rise? Are you telling us they mean a soufflé, not China? Heh, an Indian soufflé with Chinese characteristics: India is peaceful while China rises… or else!

]]> By: Slap2tickle http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12060 Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:12:42 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12060 Is it true that the Chinese invented phlegm or is that being bitterly contested too? I feel this is a bit of the old “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” scenario.

]]> By: justrecently http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12039 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:21:55 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12039 You bet I’m taking this seriously! Do you think a nuclear war between some 2.5 billion people can be limited to Aruchanal Pradesh?

]]> By: Neddy http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12036 Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:27:40 +0000 http://mylaowai.com/2009/10/30/smile/#comment-12036 I think you all take this too seriously, guys, getting bogged down with facts and failing to see the Truth.
I was thinking more along the lines of a clash of two 5000 year civilisations, locked in a heroic pissing contest over their respective claims of scientific superiority. Why, those Indians say they invented zero… what a shit-pile of hurt feelings that will cause all by itself!

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