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Monday Motivation for June

Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, June 18, 2012

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11 Responses to “Monday Motivation for June”

  1. Long Long Time Been Here said

    You know you’ve been in China too long when………people with chopsticks for arms and legs begin to look normal……

    • Jeff said

      You know you’ve been in China too long when………people with cabbages for brains seem reasonable.
      You buy a BLT from S####Y and the bacon is raw but you think awww fark it! they don’t know what a sandwich is anyway.

      You settle for a half hearted BJ from 21 year old Tofu breath Ting Ting.
      - (at least I didn’t pay for it :-p)

  2. Chinese Netizen said

    Been there too long when pasty skinned and white is attractive and dark & tanned equals peasant…

  3. Jeff said

    A bunch of ZERO titted girls!

    AW Heck, all looks the same from behind.

  4. Chinese Netizen said

    A fair fight in China: All those little douches vs. one Lao Wai.

    • Long Long Time Been Here said

      And we can’t be having fair now can we, so they always invite their mates along to have a try, not forgetting their bats and knives to even it up even more, and if they don’t have, any large heavy object at the scene is good enough, if they can lift it!

  5. Jeff said

    How many young Chinese men does it take to change a light bulb?

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