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Web Store

The Award-Winning Blog just got better, because now it’s for Rich Folks as well! MyLaowai now has a range of gear for you and the special Laowai in your life. See the cute heart over to the right? Click on that, and be amazed as modern technology whisks you away through the interweb pipes, and deposits you at the MyLaowai Webstore.

Got questions? Good. We like questions.

Q. I love your artwork, but I want it on something else. Is that possible?

Sure it is, partner. Just send the MyLaowai team an email at MyLaowai@gmail.com and tell us what you have in mind. We can pretty much cater for any of the following product lines:

Aluminum Water Bottle, Baseball Jersey, BBQ Apron, Can Cooler, Coffee Mug 11oz, Cork Bottom, Coaster, Crewneck Sweatshirt, Cutting Board, Frosted Glass Stein, Girls Baby Rib T-Shirt, Girls Cap Sleeve T-Shirt, Girls Ringer T-Shirt, Hooded Sweatshirt, Jumbo Tote Bag, Kids Baseball Jersey, Kids, Crewneck Sweatshirt, Kids Hooded Sweatshirt, Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Kids Ringer T-Shirt, Kids T-Shirt, Large Coffee Mug 15oz, Long Sleeve T-Shirt, Mousepad, Organic Kids T-Shirt, Organic Long, Sleeve T-Shirt, Organic T-Shirt, Organic Women’s T-Shirt, Ringer T-Shirt, Sleeveless T-Shirt, T-Shirt, Travel Mug, Women’s Fitted Baby Rib Long Sleeve Tee, Women’s Fitted Baby Rib Tee, Women’s Fitted, Baseball Tee, Women’s Fitted Camisole Tank, Women’s Fitted Cap Sleeve Tee, Women’s Fitted Fine Jersey Tee, Women’s Fitted Ringer Tee, Women’s Fitted Spaghetti Strap Tank, Women’s Fitted Tank Top, Women’s T-Shirt.

Q. Where’s this stuff actually made?

Buggered if I know. One of the girls in the office said something about No.27 Super Lucky Double Happy Red Gold Flying Dragon Happy Ending Massage Parlour And Donut Emporium, but that could have been her family owned and operated business she was referring to. All I know, is that somewhere there’s a bunch of underpaid, malnourished peasant children, working on a nickle a day. Don’t worry about it too much, okay?

Q. Say, wait a minute. Does this mean you’re a Capitalist Roader?

Um, yup. Got it in one, Commie.

Q. What’s the deal with your 100% Satisfaction Guarantee?

Are you worried about ordering from us? Not sure if it will fit? Not sure what the product will look like in-person?

We proudly offer our customers a 30 day money back guarantee on all of our items. Order from the comfort of your home with just a few clicks and you’ll have plenty of time to verify sizing and make sure the items meet your expectations. If for any reason you need to return or exchange an item simply contact us. Your complete satisfaction is our first priority.

Ordering in bulk? Bulk orders of 12+ of any one item receive a substantial quantity discount and therefore may be returned only if they differ materially from what you saw on the website or if the product is otherwise flawed. If you are planning on ordering in bulk please order one product first to verify sizing, colour accuracy, etc.

Q. Do you have a Safe Shopping Guarantee?

The security of your personal information is extremely important to us. All sensitive data is encrypted using SSL technology.

SSL (Secure Sockets Layer) encryption software is the industry standard and the best software available for secure e-commerce transactions. It encodes and “scrambles” all of your personal information including card number, name, and address so that it cannot be read as the information travels over the Internet. Only Printfection.com can then decrypt the information once it reaches their secure servers. Immediately after they receive authorization from the credit card issuing bank they delete your card number and expiration date from their servers as an added measure of security.

Furthermore, you are protected by the Fair Credit Billing Act, which limits your responsibility for fraudulent charges to $50.

If you have any further questions about the safety of your personal information, please contact us.

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