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My Wet Pussy Award – June 2008

Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, June 30, 2008

June’s award goes to Barry, for thinking that China isn’t such a bad place compared with the terrible places he has actually been. Places like Kuala Lumpur, Phuket, and Hong Kong – all of which were terrible places, apparently. He hasn’t actually ever been to China, but he knows it must be a nice place.

Which is fine, except when you’re thinking that on my time and on my lunch bill.

Fuck Barry.

Barry, Wet Pussy Award winner, June ’08.

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7 Responses to “My Wet Pussy Award – June 2008”

  1. Who is Barry?

  2. MyLaowai said

    I thought you’d never ask.

    Barry is that guy who, if he had any friends, I’d say “Fuck them too”.

    Clear now?

  3. Everybody knows some Barry. But he might have a point about Phuket.

  4. Neddy said

    Just found two more “Barry guys” among commenters on Cup of Cha’s “How to Botch the Beijing Olympics”.
    http://cupofcha.com/2008/07/02/how-to-botch-the-beijing-olympics.html
    One of them complains about expats who
    “do not understand China [and who] seem very opinionated about the subject and are all bitching about the Olympics, and anything to do with China, and the older, experienced players who’ve been here awhile (Jack Perkowski, Chris Devonshire-Ellis especially) who just seem to just get on with it and take it in their stride”.

  5. So let this be the Monument of the Unknown “Old China Hand”…

  6. FOARP said

    CDE? The guy has been living for exactly this moment.

  7. Don’t get me started about Barry.

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