As anyone with several neural connections knows, China is a land of many, err, challenges. From an under supply of harmonicas, to an over supply of river mud crabs, we need to find creative and novel solutions. However, dealing with the, err, issues here is a difficult task being that they are so multitudinous. So ideal solutions should solve several problems at once.
We warmly invite our valued readers to find some new ideas.
To get the ball rolling, I have devised a few solutions.
The Cunt Flavoured Beer Company
No, we don’t mean it tastes like Hu Jin Tao. We mean it tastes like bearded clam, fur pie, muff… This product solves two problems at once: the lack of flavour in Chinese swill, and the lack of desire in Chinese men to please their women. Investors are eagerly being sought now.
The RMB Toilet Paper Company
Reduces paper usage, removes poor quality notes from circulation thus reducing inflation as there is less money moving around. Also reminds us that anything that can be bought with RMB is probably shit anyway. Investors needed.
We were going to try and introduce Moral Sensitive Sunglasses, but the prototypes never become translucent within the mainland. Hope you can devise some more.
Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 