The Full Monty
- R.I.P. Liu Xiaobo
- Christmas, 2016
- An Book Review – Party Members
- They All Do…
- #Chexit
- Party Members
- Lest You Forget
- What Country are YOU?
- Knocking one out in the Middle Kingdom
- Happy Chinese New Year, Xi Dada
- Welcome Back
- Food for Thought
- A Day in the Life of Dashan
- The Sinocidal Christmas Pantomime – Part Three
- The Sinocidal Christmas Pantomime – Part Two
- The Sinocidal Christmas Pantomime
- Merry Christmas. Humbug et al…
- Eight Minutes
- Ni hao, this is a Chinese rip-off
- How to write a China Article
- The Fashionista’s – A MyLaowai Exclusive
- Sinocidal Magazine’s September Event List
- The Hong Kong Free Press
- Everything you need to know about Japan
- Blame Game
- The Final Countdown
- Land of the Free
- Symbol of the Republic
- Sinocidal – Fuck Yourself Whore
- Sinocidal – The V Girls
- I am not Charlie
- History, Gentlemen
- 2015, Hurry Up!
- You’re Fucked: an A to Z of Horrible Places
- Palace Museum: Home to Many ‘Mosts’ and ‘Firsts’
- Little Snow-White and the Seven Runts
- Let Them Eat Shit
- Chinese People Are Really Birds!
- Happy New… What?
- Sootilocks and the 1 Child Family
- Merry Christmas. Again.
- Ching Ching, Qingdao
- China Dolls
- Ren & the Art of Mechanical Maintenance
- Fuat Yalan – Almost Right
- What Really Happened…
- Love You Long Time, GI
- An Overdue Rant
- Effects of Strict Parenting on Rebellious Teens
- Jackie “I am a Douche” Chan
- Why? This is Why…
- Merry Bloody Christmas. Bah, Humbug.
- Sex Trip to China? Forewarned is Forearmed
- Chicken Soup etc
- Pain Threshold
- And another bloody thing…
- Why?
- Pigs in Spaaace!
- Monday Motivation for June
- Monday Motivation for June
- Monday Motivation for June
- Liu Lin: Twat
- What REALLY Happened…
- Minging in the Rain
- Poachers Should Be Shot
- With Chinese Characteristics
- Simple Calculations Lecture One
- Lei Feng and Mistress Day
- First.
- Bang Out Of Order
- Once Upon A Time…
- Normal Service…
- Wee Wee Chu
- Breaking News
- The Funniest Thing I’ve Read In Yonks
- Twelve Days of Chinglish
- One Thing at a Time
- Freedom and How to Achieve It, Part 1
- Kuang Kun Chieh
- Chinese Toddler etcetera
- Kung Fu Monkeys At It Again
- Victory!
- Haibao? Is That You?
- Zombie Survival
- The Great Rabbit-Proof Fence of China
- Children’s Corner
- The miracle of… Wait a minute!
- Shenzhen Welcomes The World
- Your Donations – Hard at Work
- ‘Super Typhoon’ Muifa – My Arse
- MyLaowai Charity Update
- MyLaowai Charity Update
- MyLaowai Charity Appeal
- MyLaowai Store Sale
- ‘Bullet’ Train Derails. Surprised?
- Flies, and more damned flies.
- China Goes Arctic
- Feeling Well?
- The Immigrant
- Thought For The Day
- China Full of Shit? No, Way Beyond That.
- There is Still Hope
- Creative Solutions Inc.
- It’s the Little Things
- The Moral Compass
- Burial At Sea
- Wanted Dead or Alive, but Mostly Dead
- Design-A-Logo Contest
- Why Come To China?
- UbuntuJONAS (Jew-On-A-Stick Edition)
- The List – Official!
- Can’t Hunt, Fish or Ride?
- 72 Hours
- M.Y.O. Medal
- Suits You, Sir
- A Jolly Good Read
- Very Fashion, Redux
- Very Fashion
- Hao Lao Ma
- How China Is This?
- Christmas In China
- The Christmas Guest Post
- The Christmas Rant. Again.
- Where for art thou, Falling Cow?
- Wang Bei Snuffs It.
- Fire
- An Open Letter to All English Students in China
- Great Kid, Don’t get Cocky.
- Flipper? Nah, Sushi.
- Why The Century Of Humiliation?
- Happy National Defense Education Day
- Banjo’s
- The Wonder of Evolution
- Jesus, Save Me From Your Followers!
- How Wet Thou Art, Pussy!
- In China, Nothing is Wasted
- The Price Of Poontang
- New Policy
- If MyLaowai Was In Charge…
- Great Scott!
- From the Vault – China 2007
- Happy America Day, Or Something
- Cost to Repair
- China – A Tribute
- Gained in Translation
- Asians and Deer?
- @Chinese Netizen
- June 4th? POTIF!
- The Axe Wound Trophy
- Migrant Workers
- You Dirty Rat
- Bollocks
- An Audience With H.M.
- Haibao and the Sinking of Shanghai
- Your Attention, Please
- Haibao – The Secret Archives
- Haibao Song
- Expo and the Logo-A-Gogo
- An Expo Special Report
- Eye on Expo
- Haiti. A quick FYI.
- An Email Exchange With A Curious Friend
- What have the Laowai’s ever done for us?
- International Talk Like William Shatner Day
- Let Us Leap The Bog Once Again
- The MyLaowai.com Webstore
- Learn from Lei Feng Day
- Men Are Better Than Women
- Motivational Monday!
- An Important Festival
- One lane, two lanes, three lanes, more!
- Oh, Ha Blurry Ha!
- For LQ, With Thanks
- A Word Of Advice
- Introducing Captain Rad Rundown
- US Sells Arms To China!
- Best Joke of 2009
- Al Qaeda Emergency Talks
- Now you CAN vote in China!
- But what if they had a choice?
- Meet Christmas Eve
- The Christmas Rant, Part 3
- Coming Soon
- The Christmas Rant, Part 2
- Watch This Space
- The Christmas Rant, Part 1
- A Fair Trial
- How to place an order with a factory
- Dear China Eastern Airlines
- eBay
- Smile
- A Friendly Reminder From The Weather Ministry
- A Literary Lunch with Gavin Menzies
- My Wet Pussy And Other Tidbits
- Happy Birthday, Falling Cow
- Tales of Love…
- Ode to the New China Man
- Tales of Love…
- A Question of Colour
- It’s Christmas (in the Philippines)
- Behold the Soggy Box!
- Chinatomy 101
- Oh yes, Mortality. I laugh in your face.
- On A Positive Note…
- MyLaowai’s Book – Supplemental Section
- Which China Are YOU Dealing With?
- Help!
- MyLaowai’s Book Of Helpful Help
- Could YOU be a CCP Official?
- A Valuable Lesson
- Corruption? Bribery? Judicial Independance?
- Sold to the Chinese!
- They ARE all trying to kill me!
- The Masque of Augurs and the Two Dancing Bears
- How To Influence People Without Winning Friends
- A Bit Of Perspective, Please?
- The 80’s
- In the News (from Taiwan)
- Meanwhile, at the Politburo…
- Traditional Values
- What Kind Of Business Person Are You?
- June 4th Etc
- LangLang Phone Home
- International Children’s Day
- Happy Meaningless Festival! (*)
- Anatomy of a Phone Call
- Swine Flu Precautions
- Swine Flu Update
- My Wet Pussy Special
- HOT or NOT (by a long shot)
- A Haunting We Will Go
- The Medicine Man Cometh
- Happy Nailing Jews To The Cross Day
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- The Chinese Pecking Order
- Geocaching in China
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- A Song For The Times
- Things Never To Trust in China
- Muscle Man Championship
- Newsflash!
- Somebody called for a Rant…?
- It ISN’T [Adjective] Monday!
- A Proper Breakfast
- A Children’s Rhyme
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- It’s [Adverb] Monday!
- Song of the Grass-Mud Horse
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- MyLaowai Exclusive: Zhang Ziyi Naked Sex Pics!
- Bog Leaping Day
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- Just Another Train Journey
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- A Barbie World?
- Where Babies Go…
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- Falling Cow Auction – Update
- I Are Not The Stupid
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- TalkTalkChina – The Return
- Nails Has Two Good Points
- Christie’s To Auction Falling Cow!
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- Kill Nice!
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- Which is Better?
- A Children’s Rhyme
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- It’s Still Winter!
- Poontang Villa
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- M.Y.O. Jamboy
- Spank Da Booty
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- Ask MyLaowai
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- Spring Into Spring!
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- Oh No, Here We Go Again
- Meng Laowai
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- It’s [Fact] Friday!
- The Year of the Falling Cow
- It’s [Adjective] Monday!
- A Chinalyst Interview with MyLaowai
- Written in Realtime…
- Are you a Man?
- The Decline of the West?
- Yes We Can!
- Holy (Falling) Cow Batman!
- Happy Chrismschanukwanzikah!
- Porn Review: Kappa Slut in Cum All Ye Faithful
- Help the CIA to Make a Difference
- A Christmas Carol
- Santa Claus
- Today’s Pointless Whinge About The Locals…
- What’s that buzzing?
- How Long is your Schlong?
- Vote MyLaowai or the baby Panda gets it!
- It’s a Whopper!
- An Open Letter To Top Gear
- Even Better Than Guns And Ammo…
- Have You Seen This Man?
- China Channel Add-on for Firefox
- Falling Cow Zone!
- Ahhh… Fall.
- Dead Dogs and Other Non-Surprises
- Competition: What Did Justrecently Mean?
- A Frank Exchange
- www.MyLaowai.com
- The Leveling Effect of Modern Communism
- The Award Formerly Known As Wet Pussy
- A Pair of Tits
- Oh the Humanity!
- The Jumping of the Shark
- Made-In-China Products Safe – Government
- No Use Crying Over Spoiled Milk
- …and now we’ve moved back again.
- We’ve Moved!
- My Wet Pussy Award – August ’08
- The Beijing Limp Pix – Auf Wiedersehen.
- Green-Clad Archer Steals Gold From Rich, Gives To Poor
- ONN Breaking News!
- Olympic FAQ
- Chapter 12: In which the author strings together a series of sub-standard puns vaguely related to the Olympics
- The One By LangLang
- An Open Letter to the People of China
- The Olympic (Pre-) Opening Ceremony
- How my lungs coped with a 10k run round Beijing
- My Wet Pussy (Musical Interlude)
- China, the Olympics and the Visa Mystery
- ChinaDaily Headlines, 29th July 2008
- POTIF
- Gotcha!
- Blacks Not Welcome
- Blood on their Hands?
- Athlete Wanted
- Not long now…
- A Pair of Tits
- In 28 Days…
- Are You Chinese?
- Inner Peace
- ChinaDaily Headlines, July 3rd 2008
- My Wet Pussy Award – June 2008
- Wang 2.0: The Return of Wang?
- (Evil Step-) Mother
- Verbatim
- No Comment
- June 4th. Happy Massacre Day.
- My Wet Pussy Award – May 2008
- Ask MyLaowai
- And Now For Something Completely Different
- Honk If You Have A Small Penis
- Quakes and Fakes
- Visa Update
- My Wet Pussy Award – April 2008
- Not A Happy Camper
- The Minority View
- One World, One (Han) Dream…
- Next Post
- China Celebrates Status As No.1 Polluter
- About Lemmings
- My Wet Pussy Award – March 2008
- China Daily Reports The REAL Truth
- No Witnesses, Please.
- Tibetan Protests
- One World, One Dream, One Reality
- Tibet, March 17th. The Crackdown Begins.
- Proxies in China
- From Wet Pussies to Black & White Cats
- What’s In The News?
- cough!bullshit!cough!
- The Communist Tax Lawyer
- Lei Feng Day
- My Wet Pussy Award – February ’08
- Year of the Rat – WTF?
- Something Positive
- Snow in China – The True Story
- MyLaowai Olympic Ticket Giveaway
- A Definite Pattern
- “It’s too cold”
- My Wet Pussy Award – January ’08
- Behind The Scenes
- As Thick As Two Short Planks
- Relax. Take A Deep Breath.
- Happy New Year
- Zheng He in the Headlines Again
- Dishonest Landlords
- An Interesting Survey
- Women of the Politburo
- Welcome To Red China
- Trade Fairs
- He Says, They Say… (Reprise)
- Women of the Politburo
- Walk Like A Zhongguo Ren
- A Forced Relocation
- Build A Civilised Nation
- A Word About Tax
- StarTrek with Chinese Characteristics?
- Gratuitous Sex and Music Interlude
- Why Smoking Won’t Kill Me
- Nice Logo
- Oh, I’m Sorry
- Latest: Typhoon Krosa
- Wayne Barnes – Rugby’s Refereeing Poster Boy
- Free Burma!
- Coincidence?
- Wo Shi Laowai?
- Nice One, Rick.
- Missing Persons Alert! Where Is Wipha?
- A Matter of Face.
- Quotations From Bastards
- A True History of the P.R.C.
- Psych. 101
- MacArthur Was Right
- We’ve Changed. No, Really.
- Proof of Conspiracy
- MyLaowai’s Daily Prayer
- Ask MyLaowai
- Lest We Forget
- 10 Uses For Cardboard-Filled Baozi
- Fine Speech, Sir!
- Michael Chang, Wipe Your Nose
- Cardboard Buns
- Want To See My Nipples?
- The Emperor’s Old Clothes
- This Is Your Life, Wang XianSheng. Part 2.
- Strange Deformations
- The Best Rant Ever
- Yingsel, The Tibetan Antelope
- The Brave China Man
- China Blog Awards 2007
- 3..2..1..Fire!
- Another Front for Political and Ideological Education
- Keeping Fit in the PRC
- Know Thy Enemy: Flanker
- He Says, They Say…
- This Is Your Life, Wang XianSheng. Part 1.
- Dear Dad…
- Please Allow Me To Introduce…
- The Finest Blog Post I Have Ever Read
- Virgin on the Ridiculous
- So, You Still Dare to Go to China?
- Richard Writes…
- Definitions
- Tourist Disinfectant, Anyone?
- A Chinese Fire Drill…
- Definitions
- Definitions
- Definitions
- Disneyland is Too Far
- The Funniest Joke in China – Part 1
- Definitions
- ChinaDaily Headline – 4th May 2007
- China’s Censored History
- I Have A Foreigner Boss
- Hu Jintao’s Harmonica Society
- Who’s In This Relationship, Anyway?
- Definitions
- MyLaowai’s Cooking Class
- What is Best Food in China?
- ‘China Quality Brand’ Mark
- ChinaDaily Headline – 25th March 2007
- Vietnam and China – An Intimate Relationship?
- About Textbooks…
- The ‘Half-Educated’…
- ChinaDaily Headlines – 24th March 2007
- Found: 8 Tigers
- Small Countries Breathe Sigh of Relief…?
- China’s New ‘Property Rights Law’…
- Analysis of “Prison Break” From the Perspective of Marxist-Leninism
- Miss Egypt
- Colours with Chinese Characteristics
- China No Threat To Others
- Beijing Institutes Queuing Day
- Why Smoking is Good For You
- Doc Laowai’s Celestial Elixir
- The Great Outdoors. Sort Of.
- Life’s Three Greatest Moments
- A Question of Priorities
- Bargaining Guidelines…
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