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Archive for May, 2012

Minging in the Rain

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I was talking the other day with a newly-arrived young man, who asked me about the quality of Chinese poontang, and was it as awesome as he’d heard. This reminded me of a conversation I’d just had with a friend, in which he’d told me he’d met a girl who had a clit like a pickle.

I asked in wonder: “Wow, was it really that big?”, to which he replied:

“No, it was that sour”.

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Poachers Should Be Shot

Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, May 10, 2012

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