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Party Members

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, June 25, 2016

160625 Party Members

Party Members: A Book by Arthur Meursault


Got so much money you don’t know how to spend it? Yeah, I know. It’s tough. I mean to say, there are only so many times you can have your Aston detailed before the shine blinds you. And frankly, I’m a bit over bathing in champagne. Which is why I was so delighted to be introduced to a new book, priced at a level that ensures you can afford it, and your coolies cannot. Read about it here:


I’ve read this, and it’s my considered and very important opinion that you should, too. At the very least, it’ll give you something to do while you’re waiting for the champagne bath to fill. Again.

7 Responses to “Party Members”

  1. Meursault said

    Thank you Mr Mylaowai – however the book is not out until August! Rest assured, all details on how to read it in your champagne bath will be available then!

  2. 0112337 said

    What’s MyLaowai’s take on the ‘Brexit’???

    Make Britain GREAT again, YES WE CAN!

    • MyLaowai said

      My opinion, and the opinions of the entire MyLaowai Team, are just that: our opinions. Let’s keep it that way, shall we?

      After all, people come to this Award-Winning Blog because they want to find harmony. They want to escape the cruel and harsh world, with all it’s lies and bullshit. They come here because this humble (and Award-Winning) blog is a beacon of light and truth in these darkened times.

      I will just say this, without it to be any sort of reference as to how I or any of the team voted: Britain is the only nation on earth that is Great. That’s why it’s called Great Britain. There’s no point in making it Great ‘again’.

      • davedou said

        Outside of the EU alone in the modern world its just going to be Britain from now on. And if Scotland and Northern Ireland leaves its going to be K instead of UK.

        But hey, less economic bargaining power for both the EU and UK from now on, so now China can flex its muscles and renegotiate some trade deals.

      • MyLaowai said

        And when you’ve written an Award-Winning blog, or had a book published, then we might take you seriously. Sparky.

        But probably not.

      • davedou said

        Wow a whole fucking award!
        For blogging!

        For a blog written by a pathetic loser who couldnt cut it in his own country, and has to go run to China just so he/she/it can be an arrogant cunt who can pretend to be better than the locals!

        And to be a cowardly self righteous twat who uses free speech to publish racist garbage. Considering how every one of your shit posts seem to be a few thousand words of your hate filled rants, I’ll take it that you actually dont have the balls to say it in public, but instead instead post your shit when you get home right?

      • Bertie Bassett said

        Wrong – outside the EU are also Switzerland, Norway, Iceland and Liechtenstein.

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