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MyLaowai Olympic Ticket Giveaway

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, January 29, 2008

WIN 2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID
INCLUDING AIR FARES TO THE
2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING, CHINA.

MyLaowai is giving away two free tickets to the 2008 Genocide Olympics. That’s right folks, right here is where you can find your chance to win two tickets to the Summer Games. All you have to do is take a look at the photo below, and correctly answer the following questions…

Questions:
1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Send your answers to:
MyLaowai Olympic Ticket Giveaway
c/o International Olympic Committee
Private Bag
Lausanne
Switzerland.

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7 Responses to “MyLaowai Olympic Ticket Giveaway”

  1. Hunxuer said

    Answer to all 5: Yes

  2. MyLaowai said

    *** Blank Stare ***

  3. shuggie said

    Welcome to the world of professional language testing where this shit plays out every week to the point where corporate-trained ‘face checkers’ are employed to fathom the depths of this incestuality.
    Seeing as your questions were all loaded to begin with, I think I deserve the prize; however, given that I’m already in the Big Smog I’d prefer rerouted tickets to Switzerland or even Somalia please.

  4. FOARP said

    @Shuggie – Dear Passenger, sorry to the announcement that your flight is delayed due to (obviously electronic voice) “Delay”, please to waiting, and continue giving the free English class to anyone who wants it . . .

  5. MyLaowai said

    It’s a little-known fact that the de-icing equipment at Shanghai Pudong (PVG) consists of twenty seven peasants standing on the wing, pissing on the leading edge.

    I know – I was recently stranded at PVG for nearly two days waiting for a flight out, because of snow. Strangely, all the China Eastern Airlines flights seemed unaffected by the wether and continued to land and take off as usual (though with China Eastern, one would feel safer if they simply taxied from one airport to the the next).

    ‘Level playing fields’ my arse.

  6. Let me guess. You are still holding on to those two tickets, aren’t you?

  7. MyLaowai said

    Odd that you should mention it, but yes, I’m still holding the tickets. It’s all a bit of a mystery, I mean I didn’t even ask any of the really hard questions.

    I just hope someone gets the right answers, because no way in Hell will I be using any Olympic tickets myself…

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