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My Wet Pussy (Musical Interlude)

Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, July 31, 2008

Crikey Bruce! It’s well into August, and I still haven’t done anything about July’s Wet Pussy Award. In fact, there is a winner for July, but he/she/it is going to have to wait now until September (seeing as how August’s winner will almost certainly be an Olympics journalist visiting China for the first time).

In the meantime, let’s take a look back at a few previous holders of the trophy…

There was the inaugural winner, Daniel Newham. He truly is a cun… wet pussy, and won January’s award for his services to the Han Regime and their policies in occupied East Turkestan. February’s winner was the ‘Superstar Entertainer’ David Wu, who makes my life hell whenever I take a taxi in Shanghai. March’s award went to Ian Morrison, for his instructive insights into Chinese Democracy. April’s winner was Kim Beasley, but as he’s a politician, that should come as no shock. May starred the Un-Named Twat, for his habit of extorting money from other foreigners in collusion with the local goons and thugs (a.k.a. Police). June of course gave us Barry, who won because, well, because he is Barry.

What a line up, eh folks? Wet pussies, every one. And what should we do with Wet Pussies?

This.

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One Response to “My Wet Pussy (Musical Interlude)”

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