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Help the CIA to Make a Difference

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, December 20, 2008

This is an appeal to all my readers, on behalf of one of our favourite Agents in the field.

It seems that our Agent, whom we shall refer to as Agent X from America, even though his name is Michael and he lives in China, has gotten himself noticed by the Enemy, who have declared a fatwa on him. A recent intel report from Agent X quoted sources deep inside XXXXXXXXXX and XXXXX XXXXXXXX. As a result of this, the Enemy have been saying bad things about our Agent, and this simply cannot be tolerated.

By way of paying back these potty-mouthed fenqing for their affrontery, Spymaster MyLaowai is requesting you dedicate your Sunday Vote to improving his standing in the China Blog Awards. Maybe your Monday Vote, too. Whatever, the point is to get our man ahead in the polls. Your vote for him won’t hurt me, as he is in the News section.

Vote here, please.

You are dismissed now – please close the door on your way out.

5 Responses to “Help the CIA to Make a Difference”

  1. This must be the first fatwa issued on a man with a beard.

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    MyLaowai said

    hahaha too true!

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    FOARP said

    Just mental, and I thought guys like “Facts”, “Pfeffer”, “Perspectivehere”, “Charles Liu”, “BXBQ” and the rest were bad . . .

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    michael said

    Hey, I just noticed this post… sorry for being so late to the party. Anyway, thanks!

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    MyLaowai said

    We aim to please…

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