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Thought For The Day

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, July 9, 2011

It takes the average human twenty fours hours to turn food into shit.

It takes the average Chinese cook less than twelve minutes to do the same.

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    Long Long Time Been Here said

    Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 08:20

    This is assuming they cook the food properly, after all if you can make pork look and taste like beef I’m sure they can make undercooked food look and taste cooked. Personally Mr Mylaowai I would revise your estimate of twelve minutes and shave a few off, lets say six or more minutes might do it.

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