Wo Shi Laowai – Wo Pa Shui

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Once Upon A Time…

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, February 18, 2012

Once upon a time, a Laowai Prince asked a beautiful Chinese Princess: “Will you marry me?”

Her family did not approve and so the Princess said, “NO!”

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and dog and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end.

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4 Responses to “Once Upon A Time…”

  1. Chinese Netizen said

    …never had his in-laws move in permanently with an entourage of bumpkin relatives from the sticks, peasant ayis, and assorted yip yap little ugly, pug faced dogs all there for the express purpose of milking money from Laowai Prince, spoiling the bejesus out of the inevitable spawn and overfeeding the Princess because it’s good to eat 24-7 for good health…

  2. Jeff said

    nor did he have to suffer grinning zombies as relatives, eat stoopid chinese medicine that shrinks only the left kidney.
    Never once had to endure the torture of the bone + turnip in hotwater “soup”
    He ate, he burped and he shat with harmony under heaven!
    Never new the horror of stinky tofu.

    Thus the host of holy hosts looked down upon the man and saw it was good!

  3. Long Long Time Been Here said

    Ah men!

  4. jon said

    awww

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