Wo Shi Laowai – Wo Pa Shui

This Blog was Invented in Xi'an 5,000 Years Ago

It’s [Fact] Friday!

Posted by MyLaowai on Friday, March 13, 2009

Today’s fact is:

Fact! 97% of Panda’s hate poor people.

It’s a fact, Panda’s are basically just cocksuckers. I hate those bastards, lying around in their black and white fur, trying to act all casual for the tourists, when inside they’re all just laughing at anyone who is poor. The Panda is the animal kingdom’s greatest asshole, and freely discriminates against people with insufficient funds in their pocket. A black eye is nothing compared to what I’d give the greasy fat Xiongmao prick. Never trust a Panda, and if you ever get the chance, kick it in the balls.

China – Leading The Way Since 2991BC

Advertisements

12 Responses to “It’s [Fact] Friday!”

  1. justrecently said

    Three percent of all the Panda balls are innocent. Don’t kick them indiscriminately. Besides, most of them are vegetarians. And sometimes when they bite, they may have their reasons.

  2. MyLaowai said

    The deeds of the many outweigh the deeds of the few.

    Thank you, Spock.

  3. Today a student who lives in a tarp house and wears Wewbalance shoes from the supermarket told me, “A Panda is my most like animal.” When I asked her why she said, “Because it are lovely.”
    Despite her heavy argument, I brought up your valid points, stating directly so as to not be misunderstood, “Do you actually know any pandas? Pandas hate poor people and you poor. Pandas hate you.” I’m not sure she was convinced.

  4. Today a student who lives in a tarp house and wears Wewbalance shoes from the supermarket told me, “A Panda is my most like animal.” When I asked her why she said, “Because it are lovely.”
    Despite her heavy argument, I brought up your valid points, stating directly so as to not be misunderstood, “Do you actually know any pandas? Pandas hate poor people and you are poor. Pandas hate you.” I’m not sure she was convinced.

  5. justrecently said

    I’m almost sure that she already hates you, ridiculous. Don’t you know that you have to mince your words when talking with people whose most like animal are pandas?
    Spock will not shrink from the daunting task to educate the indifferent (mylaowai) and those who keep hurting the feelings of the Chinese people (ridiculous).
    No pasaran!

  6. MyLaowai said

    JR, by ‘No pasaran’ do you mean:

    1. “No prisoners!” as spoken by T. E. Lawrence (of Arabia), or

    2. “No Parisians” as spoken by Wen Jiabao (of China)

    ??????

  7. S said

    Mear, mear mear …. bleated Dolly (of the Mylaowai Household).

    Dolly was on her fours, as T.E Mylaowai pumped away: I take no prisoners !!! I will screw you to death and turn you into lamb chops tomorrow !!!

    In a corner of the room, T.E ‘s evil twin D.H Mylaowai was watching. He was waiting for his bit of action. Some years later he would wrote a novel: Dolly and her deadly Lovers.

  8. justrecently said

    Hm… how original, stoogie. Slandering a woman who isn’t even commenting here. Says a lot about you.

  9. justrecently said

    No pasaran is Spanish. Pas de parisiens is French. However, the parisien M. Wen was referring to was probably la capote anglaise.

  10. S said

    T.E Mylaowai (or was it D.H Mylaowai?) slandering alot more than “just One woman” who doesn’t comment here.

    Anyway Mr Mylaowai doesn’t like Dolly’s kind ( I don’t meant Chinese or China where Mylaowai is parasiting from during the last n years).. methinks Mylaowai hates lamb chops.

  11. s said

    oh well .. it is T.E Lawrence now erh … the ever erudite Mylaowai … like it better when it was D.E

    this JR boy just never get it, does he.

  12. […] on Tuesday, September 28, 2010 You’ve probably heard about how Panda’s are the cocksuckers of the Animal Kingdom. And it’s perfectly true: they are. However, there’s another animal out there […]

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: