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The Masque of Augurs and the Two Dancing Bears

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Some say that the Chinese Olympic Swimming Team has taken to wearing executioner masks,
in order to remind themselves of the penalty for failure.

Others say that the legendary Chinese fear of sunlight is now out of control on the beaches of the nation,
and that vampires and were-beasts have begun roaming the Land openly.

All we know, is that this photo was taken in Qingdao.

swimsuit

[Camel Toes An Optional Extra.]

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52 Responses to “The Masque of Augurs and the Two Dancing Bears”

  1. justrecently said

    Let’s count ourselves lucky that we can’t see their faces.

  2. Ned Kelly said

    The one on the left with no ass is Zhang Ziyi. The one on the right is Hu Jintao, and he’s wearing a mask because he’s embarassed by his man-tits.

  3. LoveChinaLongTime said

    Seriously…why even fucking bother? Just sit in a bath tub already.

    But in their defense, I suppose if I were going into a body of water where shitloads of the local Hans were frolicking, shitting, pissing, farting and spitting, I’d do whatever I could to fight the detritus too. But that takes me back to the first sentence above…

  4. Slap2tickle said

    You should know by now that everything in China is different, the culture, food, even the sunlight and that foreigners know nothing about China, it’s been rumoured that the sunlight in China has detrimental affects to peoples physical appearance and health, I mean just take a look at the man in the background, his skin is brown, has man tits, his tummy has enlarged and most of all his swimming shorts have shrunk in the intense UV rays making them skin tight and his face is ugly. I wouldn’t be surprised if the lady on the left doesn’t want an ass.

  5. Chinamatt said

    I’m a little confused. The one on the right sort of makes sense if she is determined to avoid the sun as she’s completely covered. But the one on the left has bare arms and legs, making the mask a bit more unusual. Maybe they’re afraid/embarrassed of people taking pictures, posting them online and others recognizing them?

  6. MyLaowai said

    Yup. If I was wanting to avoid having my photo taken and posted on the internet (and if I was Chinese), this is precisely the way in which I’d go about my daily life.

  7. LoveChinaLongTime said

    I’m sure both of them are doing our eyes a HUGE favor…

  8. MyFenwai said

    might be Muslims

    But in their defense, I suppose if I were going into a body of water where shitloads of the local Hans were frolicking, shitting, pissing, farting and spitting, I’d do whatever I could to fight the detritus too. But that takes me back to the first sentence above…

    It’s preferable to bathing in most beaches in Europe and America where shitloads of white subhuman nigger apes are pissing, raping children, molesting dolphins, drinking semen, farting out a mixture of shit, lube and dog jizz, going down on their sisters and fisting donkeys.

  9. Ned Kelly said

    MyFenwai wrote:

    “It’s preferable to bathing in most beaches in Europe and America where shitloads of white subhuman nigger apes are pissing, raping children, molesting dolphins, drinking semen, farting out a mixture of shit, lube and dog jizz, going down on their sisters and fisting donkeys.”

    How DARE you make fun of my hobbies!

  10. MyFenwai said

    Sorry Ned! I forgot eating diarrhea too. See “2 Girls 1 Cup”

  11. Ned Kelly said

    PS, re what MyFenwai said about “molesting dolphins”…

    …the darker the dolphin, the sweeter the juice. That’s what Traditional Chinese Medicine says.

    And the reason why most Chinese people have yellow-ish skin, is because Traditional Chinese Medicine says, “Eat yellow fat of Human, it make you strong, it can be very convenient!”

    Meanwhile the Africans eat simple red meat of non-human beasts, and that’s why Black Africans have evolved to be genetically superior to Chinese cannibals.

  12. MyFenwai said

    Yes, and the reason why whites are so pink is because they are all descended from a Josef Fritzl like situation with a few pigs involved, making them inferior to both the Chinese cannibal and the Black African. Even the ones with AIDS.

  13. MyFenwai said

    Neddy, izzat’ you?

    FARMINGTON, W.Va. — A man was arrested Thursday after allegedly breaking into a Farmington home and having sex with the dog inside, according to a criminal complaint filed in Marion County Magistrate Court.

    Christopher Bagwell, 26, of Mannington, broke into a home on Wiley Street in Farmington on July 8 while the homeowner was at work, according to a friend of the homeowner. The friend had stopped to drop off some of the owner’s possessions.

    She said she looked into the house and saw Bagwell having sex with the homeowner’s dog, a male Australian shepherd, border collie mix, according to the complaint.

    “His pants were down around his ankles and the dog was making an awful sound,” according to the complaint.

    The woman said she called Bagwell a “sick bastard” and he let go of the dog, according to the complaint.

    “The dog jumped down off the chair and ran over towards the love seat,” according to the complaint. “At that time Chris started towards her, pulling his pants up.”

    The woman ran from the house and alerted Farmington’s lone police officer, Arnold Triplet.

    While in the home, Bagwell had also gone through the gun cabinet, according to the complaint.

  14. MyFenwai said

    6,000 Year uf Glorivus European Culture!

  15. Ned Kelly said

    White people are an inferior genetic mutation of Black Africans, and the Chinese are an even MORE inferior mutation of White people.

    That is why so many Chinese people worship the Black basketball player Jordan, and they worship many White people too. Because Black Africans are the Master Race, and White people are the number two race, and the Chinese are an inferior race, as has been proved by Zhang Ziyi who has no ass:

    http://underthejacaranda.wordpress.com/2009/01/10/zhang-ziyi-has-no-ass/

  16. MyFenwai said

    I agree. Blacks are the master race. AIDS is proof of their “black sensate superiority”. Whites are the number two race because of their supreme dog fucking abilities, and child molestation powers.

  17. MyLaowai said

    @Ned Kelly (15):
    Not according to the Shanghai Museum of Natural Sciences.

  18. Ned Kelly said

    MyLaowai,

    In that article of yours cited above, you wrote:

    “Chinese people, get your arses to the British Museum at once and see what Culture actually looks like.”

    Some years ago, while I was going up a staircase in the British Museum – if you know the place well you’ll remember the staircase going up from the back of the Egyptian section on the ground floor, with some ancient Roman mosaics on the walls of the staircase – well a group of Chinese tourists was in that staircase, and the Chinese tour guide invited all of the Chinese to PUT THEIR FUCKING HANDS ALL OVER THE ANCIENT ROMAN MOSAIC! Which is a very fast way to corrode and destroy the mosaic.

    Fucking savages. I literally shouted at them and chased them away.

  19. MyLaowai said

    Not content with destroying what little culture they ever had, now they are encouraged to go abroad and destroy the rich cultural tapestry of the civilised world.

    Good on you, Ned.

  20. MyFenwai said

    and the Chinese tour guide invited all of the Chinese to PUT THEIR FUCKING HANDS ALL OVER THE ANCIENT ROMAN MOSAIC! Which is a very fast way to corrode and destroy the mosaic.

    To be clear, the Romans were never in China’s league. They are a dead, worthless civilization that burned out after they overextended themselves committing genocide on their neighbors.

    Not really any different than Britain or America. A bunch of self-aggrandizing, illiterate subhuman savages good only at stealing and murdering. In a few decades Western civilization will cease to exist due to suicidal tendencies inherent to white subhuman “culture”. All traces of Rome’s legacies will vanish along with the rest of the cancerous white vermin that plague the world.

    I say someone should Britain to the ground, including their “Roman” legacies.

  21. MyFenwai said:

    It’s preferable to bathing in most beaches in Europe and America where shitloads of white subhuman nigger apes are pissing, raping children, molesting dolphins, drinking semen, farting out a mixture of shit, lube and dog jizz, going down on their sisters and fisting donkeys.

    We do have a lot of goons in Europe and America, but in all fairness not THAT many.

  22. justrecently said

    culture is in every turd. Civilization is in Europe.

  23. Ned Kelly said

    The ancient Romans had no word for “culture”, but they did have one for civilisation.

  24. MyFenwai said

    culture is in every turd. Civilization is in Europe.

    Courtesy of Egyptians, Arabs, Indians and Chinese.

  25. We certainly owe much of our civilization to the Arabs. As for the Chinese, methinks myfenwai is flattering himself. It’s an old characteristic of Chinese culture.

  26. MyFenwai said

    You don’t owe “much” of your civilization to the Arabs. You owe almost all of it to them, or the Egyptians.

    The Chinese, on the other hand, provided subhuman whites with almost all the technology they needed to commit mass murder elsewhere. They also provided you with incentive- almost all European silver went to China from the New World.

    China should have simply aligned themselves with the Persians and Arabs and killed off all whites.

  27. justrecently said

    #26. a) The Chinese, on the other hand, provided subhuman whites with almost all the technology they needed to commit mass murder elsewhere
    Yeah, you invented the car…
    #26. b) China should have simply aligned themselves with the Persians and Arabs and killed off all whites.
    Our ancestors knew that you are ungrateful. Nevertheless, they were lenient with you during the past centuries. And we still are. You can beg as much as you want, myfenwai – you won’t get a genocide from us. If you want to inflict more of these on yourself, will be for you to decide. myfenwai sounds ready.
    Oh, and one more thing – you may be ready to kill off all whites. But you see, the Persians and Arabs aren’t. After all, they belong to old, venerable civilizations. That’s what they and Europe have in common.

  28. Ned Kelly said

    Furthermore, the Persians are White.

  29. MyFenwai said

    Yeah, you invented the car…

    Because Spanish conquistadors drove around shooting people in South America, amirite? No you stupid white honkey subhuman, they used Chinese gunpowder.

    Furthermore, the Persians are White.

    Did that help the Slavs against Adolf Hitler? And no, they’re not entirely white, nor do whites accept them as white. Fire up the ovens!

    That’s what they and Europe have in common.

    Europe never created civilization, the Semites in Egypt had to teach them after the Altaic ruling class in Sumer taught them. Any “old” civilizations in Europe were started by Uralic peoples. Whites are worthless, retarded savages that did nothing but sodomize animals from 35,000 BC up until the 1500s.

    Regardless, look into Abbasid writings. They refer to China as a great power, and to Europe as slaves. Don’t think you have anything in common there.

    Same with the Persians. They detested the Greeks, and not the Chinese.

  30. MyFenwai said

    Nevertheless, they were lenient with you during the past centuries. And we still are.

    Nope. China was simply too far away from Europeans for you pathetic cockroaches to do any serious damage, as you did in India (also superior to Europeans). By the time World War 2 ended and your buddy Adolf burned Europe to the ground, China was a decade away from developing nukes (faster than the 300 years it took for Europeans to learn gunpowder from the Mongols). That marked the end for you savage, murdering apes.

  31. Scoobydo said

    “That marked the end for you savage, murdering apes

    MyFenwai”

    So how come Chinese men look much more like apes, abeat apes from a concentration camp with slip on shoes and pot bellies, than white people?

    Have you Chinese ‘master’ race, ever considered spending less time singing with the Karaoke girls and more time in the gym?

    Would I be correct in saying that it is being small and skinny that gives you weemanitis?

    We inherit what our forefathers achieved. Your’s really buggered it up. Not to worry, you still have you misplaced arrogance. Just like them!

  32. MyFenwai said

    So how come Chinese men look much more like apes, abeat apes from a concentration camp with slip on shoes and pot bellies, than white people?

    What is “abeat”, are you from the sausage-fest land of the Fuhrer? Learn how to write properly, subhuman cousin of the chimp.

    Really now, Chinese look like “great apes”? Why is it that whites are hunchbacked, 350 pound knuckle-draggers with double-digit IQs, and tiny, limp herpes dicks like just great apes (just ask your mother)? Why are whites matted in wispy peach fuzz, and their freckled, pasty bitch-tits the color of a baboon’s arsehole? Not to mention, whites have noses that look like a greased over pink turd that’s been stepped on. Lastly, whites have the ape-like protruding glabellum, sloped, crinkly forehead and grossly misshapen occipital bones.

    I present you these two fine Aryan specimens from the American South, no doubt representative of the entire cretinous white race:

    Are you seriously trying to call the Chinese “pot-bellied” when it’s well known that you pedophile dog-sodomizers are indeed the fattest cunts on the planet? See here:

    http://www.forbes.com/2007/02/07/worlds-fattest-countries-forbeslife-cx_ls_0208worldfat.html

    Yes, you indeed inherit what your forefathers achieved; incredible inbreeding, peanut brains, the coordination and grace of a freshly assraped Catholic choirboy, and your current system of global empire that is collapsing over your fat heads.

    LOL!

  33. justrecently said

    It’s time for Myfenwai to mop his puke up.

  34. Ned Kelly said

    I reiterate my theory that MyFenwai is Richard Peking Duck’s MAJ-style sock puppet.

  35. C.A. Yeung said

    As Myfenwai is mopping up his puke, let’s have a look at another piece of intellectual masturbation spewed by one of the Anti-CNN fenqings. This fenqing claims that he’s had enough of western bias and is about to send the following letter to the UN official as a protest:

    Hi your dumb officials UN,

    I was so disappointed when the silence enveloped the whole UN .I wonder whether the officials have good morality in the UN and in the westen countries .Perhaps silence and patience is a virtue,but silence and patience over the terrorism do
    connive the mobs to slaughter lots of civilians .I do think that connivance on the terrorism is more fearful than the terrorism itself , so now here I condemn this immoral behavier .I want to know the function of the UN , I want to know the secretary-general’s responsibility, is that the silence is your responsibility,sir PAM GEE WEM ???

    My blood boiled with indignation when I heard nothing from UN and USA especially the sympathy on the dead and casualties.I hear nothing ,nothing ……Don’t you believe that the 911 happened in USA was a terrorism, but the 7.5 EVENT in China was nothing?? The 192 lives was murdered ,and 10 hundred hurted ,These Chinese lives was nothing than those Americans in 911???

    Our motherland——CHINA is a peaceful land ,our Chinese is a kind nation .Recently I learned that the US Parliament supported this terrorism tissue,Why Americans did that ??Can you give me the answer???

  36. Ned Kelly said

    The “US Parliament”???

    Another victim of Chinese history books.

  37. MyLaowai said

    “My blood boiled with indignation when I heard nothing from UN and USA especially the sympathy on the dead and casualties.I hear nothing ,nothing ………. Our motherland——CHINA is a peaceful land ,our Chinese is a kind nation”

    I seem to recall very many Chinese celebrating the events of September 11, 2001. And it wasn’t long after that that China, for a short time, gave sanctuary to Osama Bin Laden – this is a matter of public record that even the Chinese Communist Party has not refuted.

    Of course, I’m not even going to mention China’s invasion of East Turkestan, Mongolia, Tibet, Vietnam, Korea, a number of Taiwanese islands, Burma, India (twice), and Russia. And it’s best not to talk about China’s support of Cambodia’s Khmer Rouge, Peru’s Shining Path, the New People’s Army of the Philippines, and the Maoist Communist Party of India, amongst many, many other terrorist organisations. Or their bullying of their neighbours in the South China Sea.

    Etc, etc, etc…

  38. MyFenwai said

    I seem to recall very many Chinese celebrating the events of September 11, 2001

    That’s unlikely. Probably people celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival, and arrogant, stupid whites believed they were celebrating 9-11. While the rest of the world did, China didn’t really care.

    After all, Americans deliberately bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade, killing several people.

  39. MyFenwai said

    Of course, I’m not even going to mention China’s invasion of East Turkestan, Mongolia, Tibet, Vietnam, Korea, a number of Taiwanese islands, Burma, India (twice), and Russia.

    China’s invasion of Xinjiang? Rather, the Uighur invaded Xinjiang in the 1800s. Mongolia and Tibet, the Manchu claimed. Vietnam and Korea was invaded by white imperialists, but the Chinese along with the Viets and Koreans kicked the filthy white subhumans out. India wasn’t even a country until the British arbitrarily “handed” them “Northeast India”. Likewise, Russians stole Manchurian and East Asian land. Northern Manchuria belongs to the Manchu, not to filthy whites.

    Many of these so-called “Northeast Indians” despise their “countrymen” :)

  40. MyLaowai said

    MyFenwai,

    I would say that you appear confused with regards history, but we both know that you are in fact acting the troll.

    China did not invade Xinjiang, China invaded East Turkestan. It was renamed “Xinjiang” after it was annexed by the Red Army. As well you know.

  41. justrecently said

    Mylaowai: Are you sure that you are cynical? I’m getting the impression that you are trying to educate Myfenwai – that doesn’t work. I suggest to let him write his mini-blog here for a while without paying attention to him. And the good thing about the remnant puke (Myfenwai never learned how to clean up his playroom, or his student’s dorm, or his flat for that matter) is that it will freeze over time.

  42. MyFenwai said

    China did not invade Xinjiang, China invaded East Turkestan. It was renamed “Xinjiang” after it was annexed by the Red Army. As well you know.

    Learn your history, braindead subhuman trash. The Manchu renamed Xinjiang, meanly newly “reconquered” territory.

    Take a look at any map, even the most revisionist anti-Chinese historians admit that China pushed all the way near to the end of Western Xinjiang.

    Meanwhile, the Turks were not there. They were busy creating Western civilization long before then.

  43. Scoobydo said

    “Learn your history, braindead subhuman trash. The Manchu renamed Xinjiang, meanly newly “reconquered” territory.

    MyFenwai”

    Have you got yourself down to the gym yet?

    Look that rice will never build muscle.

    If you trained and stopped eating peasant food (chicken’s feet and tou fu isn’t so good for building muscle) then maybe you could get laid with women you fancy?

    Still, perhaps you are right. You will still be a short arse.

    Weemanitis anyone?

  44. MyFenwai said

    I’m pretty sure your diet of lard and horse vagina isn’t going to build muscle, either. Btw, rice is predominant in South China, not the North. You’re misplacing your fatboy angst if you’re trying to insult the Southerners, who are generally not the nationalist types.

  45. Scoobydo said

    “You’re misplacing your fatboy angst if you’re trying to insult the Southerners, who are generally not the nationalist types.

    MyFenwai”

    Ahh. So you are one of the proud noodle slurping Northerners. Look, noodles don’t build muscle either mate.

    No, my good man. I am merely concerned that your inability to attract a mate, due to your green teeth, sunken chest and pipe cleaner arms, has distorted you perception of white people and Chinese women.

    Case in point, you have deduced, using your razor sharp analytical skills (?), that white men have small dicks and that any Chinese women with a white man is a whore.

    Everyone knows that white men have bigger dicks and that Chinese women act like whores when they see them. I like women who act like whores in bed. Who knows, you may even experience it yourself one day?

    Have you joined the gym yet and cracked open that shower?

  46. MyFenwai said

    Everyone knows that white men have bigger dicks and that Chinese women act like whores when they see them. I like women who act like whores in bed. Who knows, you may even experience it yourself one day?

    Everyone knows white men have tiny, shriveled dicks. It doesn’t help that you need a pill to get it up after age 25. Every time you give 1,000 white males a survey they you tell you they have a 7.5 inch average. Actually get doctors to measure their tiny peckers and you end up with 5-5.5 inches. Wonder why? I think white contact with mestizos, blacks and Arabs has given them a huge inferiority complex. They don’t seem to realize that every race out there is better endowed than them, and try to take out their rage out on Southern Indians and Chinese. Hate to break it to you, but years and years and years of inbreeding will make you.. erm, less “fit”.

    No amount of paying for sex with underage Thai ladyboys is going to make “Asians” any smaller, except in your own mind. Meanwhile white women are enjoying Arab, mestizo, black, and now North Chinese men. There’s a reason why there are so many man-hating feminists in the West, and it’s because Western men can’t give anything larger than a muskrat an orgasm.

    Regardless, how would 70% of white males even know how big their dicks are? Hauling around 350 pounds of fat and bones on average means most white men will never see their own dicks at any point in their lives. No wonder their “self-reported” measurements are so off the mark, it’s based off of white lies from other fat boys. Let me tell you something, that diet of lard, cheesecake, sugary cereals, sweet drinks and uncircumsised 6 year-old choirboy cock isn’t going to make you any “bigger”. Not in the way the normal woman would want, at least.

    Not only are all Chinese women who date white men whores, all women who date white men are ugly, classless whores. The only exception are the mail-order brides and live in prostitutes, who are generally so poor that they might have an excuse. But the best mail-order brides are already taken by Japanese and Hong Kongers. Luckily for you, there are still a lot of young transsexuals in East Asia who will relieve your angst for a low price.

    Everyone knows that white men have bigger dicks and that Chinese women act like whores when they see them. I like women who act like whores in bed. Who knows, you may even experience it yourself one day?

    Enough about your mother.

  47. MyFenwai said

    young transsexuals in Southeast Asia, rather. You should go “teach English” there, they won’t mind the ample belly fat.

  48. MyLaowai said

    “Not only are all Chinese women who date white men whores, all women who date white men are ugly, classless whores.”
    – Fenqing

    That’s no way to speak about your mother and sister, Stoogie.

  49. MyFenwai said

    That’s no way to speak about your mother and sister

    No, we’re not talking about how your mother and sister are whores.

  50. C.A. Yeung said

    Every time you give 1,000 white males a survey they you tell you they have a 7.5 inch average.

    Is that the case? I’m wondering which academic journal you’ve consulted to find out such valuable information. Woman’s Day, perhaps.

    Statistics also tell us that only those who couldn’t get laid need to rely on magazines to find out more about what they’ve missed out.

  51. S said

    “Not only are all Chinese women who date white men whores, all women who date white men are ugly, classless whores.”

    That’s no way to speak about your mother and sister, Stoogie.”

    I always have respect for sister Mrs Mylaowai and her mother regardless.

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