Wo Shi Laowai – Wo Pa Shui

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No Witnesses, Please.

Posted by MyLaowai on Friday, March 21, 2008

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14 Responses to “No Witnesses, Please.”

  1. Neddy said

    I have come across this NYT article about Nancy Pelosi meeting the D*lai chap in India. The article also quotes the Chinese ambassador to India:
    “We don’t allow anybody to meddle in China’s internal affairs… Any attempt to cause trouble to China is doomed to fail.”
    Why does this remind me of this picture?

    And don’t even start me about Vogons: “All-resistance-is-futile…”

  2. Neddy said

    Bugger, yes! The article link is
    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/22/world/asia/22prexy.html?_r=1&ref=asia&oref=slogin

  3. MyLaowai said

    Neddy, that’s the Borg (or was it Bjork?). The Vogons do poetry…

  4. Neddy said

    Umm… I messed this one up. Yes, poetry reading to captive audiences bit comes first. It’s followed by Vogon guard’s exhortations of “Resistance is useless!” Reminds me of a certain propaganda outfit.

  5. 天涯明月刀 said

    wish the God will save your soul in the future,because you always lie

  6. castnoshadow said

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    [Edited to remove 5 pages of inability to write originally]

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  7. castnoshadow said

    you son of bitch!!!!!!fuck you and your mother 1000 times!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck

    [Edited because the ‘author’ is a potty-mouth, much like most of his/her/it’s compatriots]

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  8. castnoshadow said

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    [Edited because it still isn’t very interesting yet]

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  9. castnoshadow said

    you son of bitch!!!!!!fuck you and your mother 1000 times!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck

    [Edited because blah blah blah]

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  10. MyLaowai said

    Try a news record, please. Or is this the great Chinese literary heritage at work?

    I heard that the Chinese did actually write 4 famous books, none of which are known anywhere else…

  11. BSU said

    YOU SPEAK ILL OF CHINA AND CHINESE, WHICH ONLY SHOWS U R AFRAID OF CHINA.

    U R NOTHING BUT A IDIOT, SO SHAME ON U.

  12. BSU said

    如果你觉得你很了不起,就甭在中国人的地盘上说鸟语,你会说中文吗?
    来了中国16年了,你也真不长进,老外你就这么点智商,回弱智学院去吧

    删除我贴就证明你不仅嚣张,而且弱智无知到令人发指的地步.

  13. Mr Stranded seaman's mate stoogie said

    hey .. why do u called ur self a Laowai … shouldn’t it be Gui-lao ? (foriegn devil )

  14. Mr Stranded seaman's mate stoogie said

    @MyLaowai,

    when are u going to do a wacko jacko job on mrs laowai and turn her into a Gui-po … u need to bleach her before taking her home otherwise she will have a hard time blanding in

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