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Have You Seen This Man?

Posted by MyLaowai on Sunday, November 16, 2008

Police are seeking an Anhui man they believe is connected with a homicide in Shigatse, Tibet on 28 January 1989.

Authorities were called to a Shigatse residence around 2 a.m. There they found Choekyi Gyaltsena, the Tibetan Panchen Lama, dead from an alleged heart attack.

Police are looking for Hu Jintao (a.k.a. 胡锦涛; a.k.a. 胡錦濤), 66, in connection with the murder.

Investigators believe Hu was involved in a confrontation with Gyaltsena five days after he delivered a speech in Tibet in which he said: “Since liberation, there has certainly been development, but the price paid for this development has been greater than the gains”. That incident then escalated into the murder, police said.

According to the Police, “Hu told a friend at this time that he felt pessimistic about his future. It seemed that he had reached a dead end in his career and would never rise beyond the level of provincial Party secretary.”

Hu is described as a 5-foot-11-inch, 110-pound oriental male. He is charged with murder, use of poison in the commission of a murder, malicious wounding and use of poison in the commission of a malicious wounding.

Anyone with information about Hu’s whereabouts or who has information about the murder is asked to call Detective MyLaowai at 0800-MyLaowai

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3 Responses to “Have You Seen This Man?”

  1. mlr said

    Wait… 110 pounds? … at 5’11’…? Pfft, those shapeless jowls, dumpy ass and party-hack-paunch alone have gotta account for, what, 8 stone? 9?

  2. justrecently said

    He can usually be found on tv. But hu’s going to arrest him?

  3. Neddy said

    Found something here about the wanted man’s more recent exploits: “10 Ways to Eliminate a Buddhist Monk”. Is that some kind of patriotic manual?

    http://vitorlopes.vox.com/library/video/6a00cd9704a2784cd500f48cedee390003.html

    The one seen on TV, they say, is the good uncle Tao… well, anyway, the CCTV says that, so it must be true, no? A doppelganger, perhaps?

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