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International Talk Like William Shatner Day

Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, March 22, 2010

Today, March 22nd, is International Talk Like William Shatner Day. For readers living in China, you’re especially blessed, for where else is it so easy to make out with alien chicks? So, do yourselves a favour, put on your best suit, invest in a xiaojie and a decent barstool, and boldly go where thousands have likely gone before.

12 Responses to “International Talk Like William Shatner Day”

  1. Chinese Netizen said


  2. MyLaowai said

    My thoughts… exactly.

  3. justrecently said

    I don’t know who William Shatner is. Maybe that’s good.

  4. MyLaowai said

    You know Nena, right? A.K.A Gabriele Kerner? She mentions him in her best-known song.

    That’s who he is.

    (Mind you, I prefer Nur Geträumt to 99 Luftballons, and to hell with what the masses think)

  5. justrecently said

    OK. I do know who Captain Kirk is.

  6. MyLaowai said

    And now you know who William Shatner is, too.

    :) Happy happy everyday.

  7. Strawman said

    Three words: William Shatner’s Pants.

  8. MyLaowai said

    Speaking of Bill and Pants, he said the following:

    “If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”

    Ha! Tell that to the women ’round ‘ere.

  9. shanghaijed said

    Capt. Kirk, Dr. McCoy and a Red Shirt Ensign beam down to Shanghai Expo site

    Bones : “Dammit Jim, my God where are we, I’m Doctor not a brick layer….”

    Kirk : “There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere… ”

    red shirt gets gang pressed into the finishing the U.S.S. Pavilion

  10. Strawman said

    I did. But they just pointed and laughed.

  11. Slap2tickle said

    You don’t need to take your pants down for them to point and laugh in this country.

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