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On A Positive Note…

Posted by MyLaowai on Wednesday, August 19, 2009

On a positive note, when people in the neighbouring building choose to engage in acts of the most appalling sexual depravity, my pair of 15×70 binoculars are quite capable of picking up every detail. I shall be installing a recording function at the earliest possible opportunity.

Note: If the animal gives it’s consent, the act is legal in China.

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13 Responses to “On A Positive Note…”

  1. MyFenwai said

    If the animal gives it’s consent, the act is legal in China.

    The CCP is so generous to foreigners and their love of cows.

  2. LoveChinaLongTime said

    But Fenwai, why do you continue to poke your sister in her ass, against her will, just because she says she can’t feel your littlest brother in her pee hole?

  3. MyFenwai said

    Because when we adopted her from your broken home, she was already addicted to your father’s advances. My littlest brother, which I purchased from your mother’s brothel-cum-sex shop, is just preparing her for a real penis- something the males of your brood could never produce.

  4. Ned Kelly said

    MyFenwai,

    Oh dear, you really DO sound like a sock-puppet for Richard the Peking Duck.

    (I don’t claim to have any personal knowledge of this; it’s just my speculation.)

    Because I can imagine no one else in the Anglophone-Sino-blogosphere who cares about penises as much as you do. Myfenwai, it seems, literally, that your brain is in your dick, and one or two centimetres here or there will not change your ugliness.

  5. MyFenwai said

    Really now? Scoobydo, LoveChinaLongTime, DaBizarre like the rest of the white male race is absolutely obsessed with dicks. Even after I provided sources showing that these subhuman inferiors have smaller dicks than Japanese.

  6. LoveChinaLongTime said

    Fenfen, you poor little bastard child of a rich peasant and his purchased Hunan 4th wife. The guy was hoping for a boy, as all good uneducated peasants do, but got little vile Fenfen and his penis envy. Even the peasant had to abandon Fenfen for a purchased male heir…

  7. MyFenwai said

    Yeah really sucks for you, your mail-order bride got bought by a CCP local official :(

  8. Scoobydo said

    “Really now? Scoobydo, LoveChinaLongTime, DaBizarre like the rest of the white male race is absolutely obsessed with dicks.”

    No. You misunderstand. We like laughing at ARROGANT Chinese men’s’ little dicks.

    Come on. Be honest. It is quite funny that short, skinny men with little dicks and no girlfriend think that they are superior.

    Oh sorry, I forgot that you are super intelligent…

    Isn’t that what kids do at school? If you can’t beat someone in a fight then tell yourself that you are smarter?

    The truth is, most people consider themself superior to others in some sort of way.

    Your problem is that you do it openly and leave yourself open to ridicule as a consequence.

    I shouldn’t even be teaching you the above. If you were so smart, why would I need to?

  9. LoveChinaLongTime said

    Now, now…I’m sure little precious Fenfen has been told his entire life how great he truly is by his grandmother, aunts, female cousins and ayis.

    Unfortunately his mother wasn’t around to do so as well since she was in Guangdong province whoring herself out to Hong Kong, Japanese and Taiwanese businessmen as his father was laboring on tofu buildings in Shanghai.

  10. MyFenwai said

    No. You misunderstand. We like laughing at ARROGANT Chinese men’s’ little dicks.

    The funny thing is that it has already been scientifically proven that white men have smaller dicks than Japanese and Korean men, and everyone knows that the majority of Chinese men on the other hand are larger than both Japanese and Koreans.

    If you can’t beat someone in a fight then tell yourself that you are smarter?

    White people can’t fight. They get their asses kicked one on one vs. any non-white. Even two on one. This is because they lack the fast twitch muscle of blacks or Arabs or Polynesians and they lack the intelligence and reaction time of East Asians.

  11. Ned Kelly said

    @ Myfenwai,

    Again I ask – and I only ask – “Richard, is that you?”

    Someone has told me that Richard has been in Southeast Asia recently, based on a vague thing called Twitter.

    There are lots of male prostitutes in Southeast Asia, or at least that’s what my ignorant ears have heard from some fictional sources whose words cannot be used as evidence of anything in the real world.

    At any rate, I think Southeast Asia would be a perfect place for the likes of a weak bully like the fictional character Myfenwai (who, I speculate, is fictionally White, but of a persecuted minority ethnicity of the fictional White Race) to play out his fantasies of racial vengeance in sexually perverted ways:

  12. Ned Kelly said

    PS, I think Wagner could do interesting (but ultimately dull) things with the above.

  13. MyFenwai said

    I think Southeast Asia would be a perfect place for the likes of a weak bully

    Which explains why there are so many white Australians there.

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