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MyLaowai’s Book Of Helpful Help

Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, August 3, 2009

Dear Chinese boys,

It has come to my attention that many of you are quite upset about the fact that ‘your’ Chinese girls are more attracted to ‘foreigner’ boys than they are to you. For reasons that must make sense to you, you seem to feel that the best way to deal with this unhappy situation is for foreigners to be kicked out of China (or indeed, kicked out of any country in which you choose to live), and then to persecute the girls in question, for ‘diluting the race’, whatever that means.

But let us be fair. After all, who can blame these girls? It’s been my experience that pretty much every Chinese girl who has come into contact with a boy from another country has formed a distinct preference for the foreign boy, almost without exception, so surely there must be valid and compelling reasons, right? Why not look first at the reasons why such a situation could arise, and then do something about it?

Now, MyLaowai has been described as ‘the Mother Teresa of China‘, and I am here to help. I want to show you Chinese boys that foreigners don’t just have big dicks, they have big hearts as well. So here it is, boys, a short list of some of the ways in which you can lift your game. With practice, you may find that you, too, can have a Chinese girlfriend.

Please do note that this list is not an exhaustive one. Please also note that if you require clarification on any of these points, you need only send me an email. Alternatively, you could try actually asking a girl for her opinion on the subject.

1. Wash. This is a big deal for girls – they have this strange obsession with boys who wash more than once a year. To be perfectly frank, I’d advise washing more than once a week. Hell, wash most days and see where it gets you. You will probably want to use soap as well as water, and pay attention to the parts of your body that have never before seen a shower (i.e. the parts covered in skin). Now, I am not insensitive to your cultural values, so if you don’t want your parents, teachers, government, and doctor to find out about this seditious activity, wash at a time when no one else is at home – a good time would be during the day when Dad is at work and Mom is over at the English teacher’s home.

2. Brush your teeth. I am aware that kissing is not a part of Chinese culture, but that’s only because you’ve never tried it. And the reason why you haven’t tried it is because your mouth smells like a mushroom farm, and no girl with a nose wants to get near it. Here’s a hint: if the flowers across the room wilt when you exhale, then you need to brush your teeth. For best results MyLaowai recommends using a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a generous application of rot-removing brushing no less than three times a day. Swilling a cup of old green tea around your rotting gums just does not produce the same results, sorry.

3. Get properly dressed. Roll your shirt down – midriff tops are not the look you should be attempting to recreate – and tuck it in. Roll down your trouser legs too – if that’s just too hot, buy a pair of shorts. And for the love of all that’s Holy, stop wearing white socks or nylon stockings with scuffed black shoes. Sheesh man, smarten up! Note: If you are a grandfather AND you are over the age of 75, then you are permitted to have your belt around your nipples. If you’re not, then you’re not.

4. Learn to walk. This involves lifting your feet from the ground, thus this tip could also be referred to as Stop Shuffling. You can further improve your chances by actually walking in a straight line, and not weaving all over the parish. Finally, aim for your average walking speed to be slightly faster than that of a dead slug on valium. I would go on to advanced concepts like walking with a spring in your step, but I don’t want to overload your neuron.

5. When at the gym, don’t spend an hour and a half blow-drying your pubes. When going to the toilet, use a toilet. Flushing it after use wouldn’t be a bad idea, either. When you want to hawk a loogie, just don’t. Use a bin for your litter. In short: try acting like a civilised person. I’ve said enough on this topic.

6. ‘Our Chinese Girls’ is bullshit. No girl belongs to you, and the days when you could bind their feet to keep them at home are long gone, Sparky. If you want her, best you be prepared to get her on your own merits. In the same vein, girls are more important than their family. This means that it doesn’t matter whether their entire extended fucking family can accept your entire extended fucking family, as long as she can accept you and you can accept her. That’s it, pure and simple. A girl who is with you because you managed to get your uncle to apply pressure to some luckless schmuck, who then gave a better job to her father’s friend’s babysitter’s dog’s keeper, is a girl who will be taking dictation with Johnny Laowai in no time at all.

7. Girls are not only interested in your assets. True, I will grant you that most girls in most cultures are fairly mercenary, and nowhere more so than in Asia, and large wads of cash never hurt your cause, but believe it or not, some girls actually are also interested in getting to know the person who is hoping to get to know them in the biblical sense of the word. Put another way, try talking about something other than how rich you are, your apartment, your business, your blah blah blah… Even better, and this may be a strange concept to absorb, try NOT talking about yourself at all, and instead asking about her. Listening to her answers is advised.

8. About your, erm, assets. This is a delicate subject, I know. Fate has not been kind to the men of the Middle Kingdom, and there isn’t much you can do about it in most cases. Being caught short is a terrible embarrassment to have to live with, and you have my deepest sympathy. However, just because your Little Friend can’t please her, it doesn’t mean that she can’t be pleased – this is a family friendly forum and so I can’t go into too many details, but suffice to say that there is a large body of media resources available to you.

9. If you can’t drink, don’t drink. Nothing is less impressive to a girl than a boy trying to be a man, and failing so miserably at it that she has to carry him home. Being covered in his chunder is not conducive to romance, either. Personally, I’d leave off the baijiu altogether, and concentrate instead on either understanding that wine is made from grapes (and not from, say, distilled grain liquor), or on how to make a martini. Proposing a toast to her never hurts.

10. The world isn’t about you. It also isn’t about China. Learn something of it, something not immediately related to making money. Learn about the history of the ancient Greeks, or the Amazon river, or how solar power works, or how insects breathe, or why the day is 24 hours long, or any of a billion other things. Knowing things for their own sake makes you a more interesting person to be around. Who knows, if you only manage to stop beating your sunken chest long enough to learn something about life, maybe a girl might actually want to talk to you for once? Give it a try.

All these invaluable tips and much more will be available in MyLaowai’s Book Of Helpful Help, available soon at all good foreign book stores.

Good luck, boys.

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110 Responses to “MyLaowai’s Book Of Helpful Help”

  1. LoveChinaLongTime said

    And for God’s (or Confucius’) sake, CLIP THAT HORRIBLE, YELLOWED, 3-INCH LONG (your longest extension?)FUCKING PINKY FINGERNAIL!!! Nobody wants to be exposed to your 7 weeks’ worth of dried snot particles, earwax, or stool from when you’re gold mining whilst squatting curbside and yelling into your phone about having a proxy take the civil service exam for you!!

  2. MyLaowai said

    Y’know, that was number twelve on the list, but I killed it the edits – too many salient points to make.

  3. Ned Kelly said

    Why do you assume Chinese boys are interested in girls at all?

  4. justrecently said

    1.
    9. If you can’t drink, don’t drink.
    Even the unsuccessful attempt may slightly impress the girls. Don’t discourage anyone.

    2.
    You forgot Rule #11, especially for southern China (this includes the Taiwanese compatriots whose island is an inseparable part of the Smotherland): One binlang a day must be enough.

    3.
    Why do you assume Chinese boys are interested in girls at all?
    A lot of the interest stems from filial piety. Which makes things even more complicated, because only grandparents of a boy are really satisfied grandparents.

  5. Tam Ade said

    You forgot! Shave that pubey moustache. Just because one cant grow a proper beard, doesn’t mean you don’t need to shave.

  6. Ned Kelly said

    So in other words, between China’s one child policy and the widespread practice of selectively aborting or murdering infant girls, China is on the way to becoming a homosexual paradise, until they exterminate themselves.

  7. MyLaowai said

    There were a number of other helpful hints that didn’t make the final cut, but the one that I miss the most is the one advising Chinese boys not to carry handbags. Really, it’s just wrong on every level. It’s even worse when they not only carry their own handbag, but one for a girl as well.

  8. Ned Kelly said

    Heh, in certain parts of certain American cities, if a girl asks someone to carry her handbag he’ll take it and run.

  9. Ned Kelly said

    …but on the other hand, in some American cities, you snatch a girl’s handbag at your own risk:

  10. MyFenwai said

    pretty much every Chinese girl who has come into contact with a boy from another country has formed a distinct preference for the foreign boy

    That’s probably because those who, in particular, “seek” foreign “boys” are what you would call “whores”.

    They’re a tiny minority in Chinese society, but that’s still enough to provide one gold-digger for each small-dicked, flaccid white male in China.

    You should worry more about other overweight white cockroaches jumping ship and cutting into your supply of about 500,000 prostitutes that the CCP lets you have access to.

    Northern Chinese men, btw, are much “larger” than Europeans. Be it the size of their brains, bodies, or other “assets”.

  11. Scoobydo said

    “Northern Chinese men, btw, are much “larger” than Europeans. Be it the size of their brains, bodies, or other “assets”.

    MyFenwai”

    Indeed. Everyone says that. Well, everyone except Chinese women. And everyone else.

    In fact everyone in the whole world pretty much disagrees with you except perhaps a few self deluding Northern noodle slurpers.

    I used to have a male Chinese friend who told me that he had read a study that women preferred darker coloured dicks. You could try pursing that line of logic. You may find some limited sense of racial superiority from it?

    Maybe you should change you name to MyHuangJiba. Maybe get T-shirts with it printed?

  12. Vesper Lynd said

    When I came to China, I thought I would date a local guy for a bit of fun and for having wider selection than just relying on Western men in China. The two guys I did like either wouldn’t date me because I made more money than them or because their family members said they had to date the daughter of a family friend. Some Chinese guys try to get me drunk and then end up giggling and nearly passing out from Tsing Tao. Other Chinese guys get my phone number and then call 5-20 times a day until I block them before we’ve even gone out once. A guy tried to rape me in Shanghai and another guy eavesdropped on my personal information while I was registering at the police and then stalked me for months. All my Chinese friends agreed that this is just how Chinese guys act because they’re ‘shy’ and don’t know how to ask a girl out properly.

    It’s lovely to hear that guys from the north are ‘so big’ but unfortunately they’re probably just as self-absorbed and socially awkward as the rest. Worse yet, they probably still need a girl to act small (low salary, put on a silly childish pouting act) to feel macho.

  13. MyFenwai said

    Well, everyone except Chinese women.

    Northern Chinese women do. And Hong Kong women also notice a difference. Not sure how you would know, given that you can hardly communicate with the CCP prostitutes that are “made available” to you.

    In fact everyone in the whole world pretty much disagrees with you except perhaps a few self deluding Northern noodle slurpers.

    The NBA doesn’t seem to. Take a look at average height, there are what, 400 million Northern men? And their height averages 175-180. Scandinavia, Germany, Netherlands etc only add up to about 200 worldwide. The rest of the European race is full of retarded midgets.

    When I came to China, I thought I would date a local guy for a bit of fun and for having wider selection than just relying on Western men in China.

    Translation: I didn’t want to date a white male expat in Asia, who probably has syphilis and AIDS from frequenting the whorehouses. Plus, they are fat, awkward, semi-retarded and disgusting.

    All my Chinese friends agreed that this is just how Chinese guys act because they’re ’shy’ and don’t know how to ask a girl out properly.

    Stop finding friends at CCP whorehouses. Generally if you want to meet good people, you avoid anyone who wants “foreign friends”. Most of the best people in China don’t pay any attention to them.

    they probably still need a girl to act small (low salary, put on a silly childish pouting act) to feel macho.

    Nope, but they do get into a lot of fights for fun apparently.

  14. MyFenwai said

    200 million men*

  15. MyLaowai said

    “Generally if you want to meet good people, you avoid anyone who wants “foreign friends”.”
    – Fenqing.

    And that is what is at the core of a major societal problem in China. If you want to meet a good Chinese boy, you find one who hates foreigners. And thus it is that China has not moved on from the Stone Age. Television sets and high buildings are not the same as ‘progress’ or ‘development’.

    In other news, any girl who goes by the name of Vesper is welcome for martini’s at my place any time.

  16. MyFenwai said

    any girl who goes by the name of Vesper is welcome for martini’s at my place any time.

    Reeks of desperation. Last time you said all attractive Chinese women were bitches.

    woman who won’t sleep with MyLaowai = Bitch
    woman who will sleep with MyLaowai = Whore
    woman who MyLaowai doesn’t find attractive = Cunt

    Pretty sure that poster doesn’t want to be raped, regardless of whether or not he/she is actually a woman.

    I shouldn’t say “hates foreigners”, just the honkey laowai. All good men on the planet hate white people.

  17. MyLaowai said

    “Reeks of desperation”

    No, reeks of three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken very well until it’s ice-cold, with a large thin slice of lemon peel added at the end. Got it?

    “Pretty sure that poster doesn’t want to be raped”

    Poster may appreciate a drink, though. Understandable, if she’s still living in China.

  18. justrecently said

    For everyone’s information, the lads who the girls refuse to sleep with are Lao Jun, or fenqings in general, for that matter. That’s why they are fenqings after all. So much “love”, and no enjoyable distractions.

  19. S said

    “…want to meet a good Chinese boy” .. Mr Mylaowai, what is this with you and Chinese boys ? Isn’t Dolly good enough for you ?

    There you go with your martini trick again.

  20. Scoobydo said

    “Take a look at average height, there are what, 400 million Northern men? And their height averages 175-180.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    I’ve been to the North of China. The average height still seemed to be pretty much short arsed – with pot bellies and dirty T-shirts.

    Why do Beijing people look so poor and dirty?

    Anyway, the Japanese think that China is a nation of peasants. Lots of things fall into place when you make the paradigm leap and accept that simple observation.

  21. Scoobydo said

    “All good men on the planet hate white people.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    But don’t all the good women just love to jump into bed with us. I can understand why hygienically challenged Chinese men would hate white men for that. Your own women are passing you over for white rumpy pumpy action. God. That has got to hurt. Not a bad deal, we get Chinese women and you get lots of hate to eat you up from the inside!

    Being a loser isn’t easy. It has clearly made you twisted, biased and bitter. Typical FenQing.

    Have you printed your ‘MyHuangJiBa’ T-shirts yet or are you still trying to work out how a shower works?

  22. justrecently said

    Well, even the Global Times is concerned and calls on Fenwai and stoogie to tackle their numerous problems, as well as the spirit displayed during the Games. All the problems are still here, especially the spirit.

  23. justrecently said

    http://opinion.globaltimes.cn/editorial/2009-08/455264.html

  24. LoveChinaLongTime said

    Poor Fenwai/HuangJiBa… reeking of self loathing desperation and straw grasping in comment #13.

    Let us not mock his pathetic attempts on this site to refute all that is written and defend the indefensible, but rather pity his/her “last rat on a sinking boat” mentality.

    It really is magnanimous of you, MyLaoWai, to even allow this reject in his/her own society to continue on here with his/her verbal diarrhea.

  25. C.A. Yeung said

    Northern Chinese men, btw, are much “larger” than Europeans. Be it the size of their brains, bodies, or other “assets”. – MyFenwai

    It takes a statement like this to show how Stoogie is talking out of his/her ass.

  26. Ned Kelly said

    Evidently China’s best friend Kim Jung Il shares something with MyFenwai and many fenqing, an obsession with size:

    http://underthejacaranda.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/chinas-funny-little-friend-kim-jung-il/

  27. justrecently said

    Let us not mock his pathetic attempts on this site to refute all that is written and defend the indefensible, but rather pity his/her “last rat on a sinking boat” mentality.
    Give me a break, LoveChinaLongTime! The fenqings get some of their badly-desired attention here, and anyone should be free to mock them.
    That’s mutual benefit.
    Win-win.

  28. Ned Kelly said

    Yeah, it’s like they’re not only submitting to anal rape, but enthusiastically handing over a tube of lubrication. Just like Westerners who work for CCTV or Global Times.

  29. S said

    @28

    ….or just like past and present white male “English teachers” who have knobs as “large” as their peanut size brain..

  30. S said

    “…not only submitting to anal rape, but enthusiastically handing over a tube of lubrication..”

    JR, so thats how you became a willing victim during one of Mr Mylaowai’s infamous martini parties.

  31. justrecently said

    s: Life is one thing. Your fantasies are another.

  32. s said

    where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

    There is definitely fishy about Mr Mylaowai’s martini parties when his associates mentioning things like “…not only submitting to anal rape, but enthusiastically handing over a tube of lubrication..”

  33. justrecently said

    Now I know why you are here.

  34. Eric D said

    Wait… when did ML become a “Mr.”? Moving up the ranks?

  35. MyLaowai said

    That’s “Sir!” to you, corpsman, and don’t you forget it!

  36. s said

    @33

    “Now I know why you are here.”

    Yeah.. you are such a slow dope .. how many times do i have to tell you I’m here to protect the reputation of Mrs Mylaowai, she is continously being abused by the deviate Mr MLW and accused of being a whore by her compatiates

    anyway, don’t expect too much from male “English teachers”, especially German ones.

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  38. MyFenwai said

    It takes a statement like this to show how Stoogie is talking out of his/her ass.

    http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/global_penis_size_survey.shtml

    Here you go, since the readership here is that pathetic.

    Not only do Korean boys (6.2 inches) tower over Americans, (5.0) so do the Japanese (5.1). In fact, the only white “race” to surpass the Korean college boy measurement are the French… and that’s because they are more aroused at the prospect of their genitals being handled by other men. I’m sure the opposite effect took place on the Arab measurements, there is a reason why all the white whores are flocking to Arab men (and fraudulently calling it “rape” afterwards).

    To be smaller than the Japanese who are on average 5’8.5″… wow, that’s gotta hurt.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_Global_Inequality

    North and East Asian IQs also tower over white IQs, ranging 105-116 while whites average 92-99. If you want more proof of white racial inferiority, feel free to ask. I have many more statistics showing your high cancer, diabetes and AIDS death rates. Color blindness, dull sense of taste and a low prevalence of perfect pitch are also present in your long list of inherent racial defects.

    I’ve been to the North of China. The average height still seemed to be pretty much short arsed – with pot bellies and dirty T-shirts.

    Why do Beijing people look so poor and dirty?

    They’re definitely cleaner than the average gap-toothed, cross eyed, overweight Neanderthal that now waddles around in the Americas. As for Europeans, apparently Arab and African men demand that their disposable manwhores “clean out”.

    Anyway, the Japanese think that China is a nation of peasants.

    Which Japanese are you talking about? Japanese intellectuals, women, teachers and businessmen among others are fairly pro-China. The common rabble of most countries are susceptible to kike and honkey brainwashing. Not surprisingly, you are well acquainted with them.

    Let me tell you something about the Japanese. The superior, ruling class of Japanese spits on the white race and can’t wait to see America crumble. Stay tuned for the August 30th elections.

  39. Brain size:

    http://books.google.com/books?id=EuAdZXAA9AgC&pg=PA72&lpg=PA72&dq=cranial+capacity+by+race&source=bl&ots=m4fpOgnGol&sig=LnDlYD_4d_4wTRDQz9Sc4CO2nZQ&hl=en&ei=gI6FSvHUEZPDlAeb-PmCBQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=8#v=onepage&q=&f=false

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_distribution_of_wealth

    Note that the Japanese and Hong Kongers were already wealthier than pathetic Americans *before* it dropped to pre-1999 levels during this financial crisis.

    The whole reason why this blog exists is because you’re a bunch of spurned, overweight, mentally retarded kikes and honkey parasites fleeing your collapsing empire. If you wanted to live out the rest of your days as a acting pedophile with yellow fever you should have gone to Thailand to “teach English”, not China or Japan where the people there are you intellectual, financial, cultural, historical, moral and penile superiors.

  40. Clarification, the net worth of Americans has dropped to pre-1999 levels. Now that’s sad. This isn’t even counting your massive pre-Obama debts.

    Everyone should get what they’re owed and then pulled the plug. China and Japan should take back all their money and assets. The OPEC countries can have themselves the 1,000 or so attractive white women in America and be done with it.

  41. Scoobydo said

    ‘Invisible Sky Nigga’ is that you MyHuangJiba?

    “…not China or Japan where the people there are you intellectual, financial, cultural, historical, moral and penile superiors.”

    It is you isn’t it. Are you still trying to flog that little yellow penis of yours?

    Look mate, it is painfully obvious that no one wants your little yellow dick.

    Stop waving it about and embarrassing yourself. It isn’t big and it isn’t clever. It really isn’t very big is it…

  42. Ned Kelly said

    Oh dear. Let’s remember the politically incorrect fact, that non-Whites are, well, at least no better than Whites when it comes to being savages:

  43. MyFenwai said

    that non-Whites are, well, at least no better than Whites when it comes to being savages:

    Non-whites? Some of them perhaps, but there are many groups who are superior to whites full-stop. The Chinese are clearly one of them.

    Look mate, it is painfully obvious that no one wants your little yellow dick.

    Your mother loves dick of all kinds, especially after yours was such a bad experience while you were growing up. Your father giving all his attention to little boys was rough on her.

    Go look at the survey. White Americans have tiny, puny dicks. What’s even more pathetic is that they can’t even keep them up!

    Whites truly are subhuman chimps.

  44. justrecently said

    Well, I don’t know who asked for the survey, who carried it out, and which continent is the dickwise superpower. But I can conclude from the news and from this thread that laojun and myfenwai/skynigga/stoogie have very big problems with their very small dicks.

  45. MyFenwai said

    Really now, which race is the one constantly complaining about how blacks and Arabs have bigger dicks and are taking their women, and which race is constantly trying to bandy about false statistics to claim that the East Asian race is smaller?

    Which race constantly lies on their numerous “penis size surveys”, or measures from their assholes?

    The white race. The same subhuman, pimply, freckled race of low-IQ Neanderthal degenerates that created this current financial crisis.

    Correction about the above. The link is not a survey, but ACTUAL MEASUREMENTS of tiny white dicks.

  46. Scoobydo said

    “North and East Asian IQs also tower over white IQs, ranging 105-116 while whites average 92-99.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    For the love of Christ! Does your myopic nationalistic rantings make you incapable of even reading a chart?

    “Not only do Korean boys (6.2 inches) tower over Americans, (5.0) so do the Japanese (5.1).

    MyHuangJiBa”

    The first Korean sample said that Koreans had erect penises of 3.76 inches and the second said 6.1 inches. Were a lot of mainland Chinese men in the first sample or do you think there was a problem with the sampling technique?

    “Let me tell you something about the Japanese. The superior, ruling class of Japanese spits on the white race and can’t wait to see America crumble. Stay tuned for the August 30th elections.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    While the Chinese are the white races friend?

    No I thought not. Just you keep chocking the chicken as you fantasise about all of the white and Asian women who wouldn’t look at you twice.

    On you go, go to the gym. They have showers there as well. I know you are a bit self conscious about you diminutive dick but look, most Chinese men have tiny dicks. Besides, you little dick kind of matches your pipe cleaner arms.

  47. Scoobydo said

    “Go look at the survey. White Americans have tiny, puny dicks. What’s even more pathetic is that they can’t even keep them up!

    MyHuangJiBa”

    And the 6.1 inches was from a survey kindly supplied by a reader… Maybe you should send in your own survey. I have noticed that Chinese men do tend to be willy watchers in the bathroom so your ‘survey’ will probably be on the same level of accuracy as the one sent in by the Korean. He is probably a myopic nationalist just like you. Its a pity that the Koreans and the Chinese hate each other. Still, no one is too keen on the Chinese.

    Would I be correct in saying that the ‘magnificent’ Chinese male race is not included on that willy size page?

    Perhaps they are but their dicks are just so microscopic that I would need to search the extreme left margin to find the number?

    If only you Chinese blokes had dicks to match your egos. The size of your dicks do however match your ability to get anything done though. Very small and insignificant.

    All Chinese men are good at is stealing money and paying Kareoke girls to fuck them. Well, that and not washing.

    How many things have the Chinese invented in the last 1,000 years?

  48. MyLaowai said

    From an article published in ChinaDaily (the Chinese version only, interestingly):

    “The penis is an important part of the male reproductive organ, and it very important to men. In ancient times, the penis appeared on stone totems expressing the adoration humans feel toward the penis. The size of the penis varies between races and individuals.

    The penises of Chinese men (aged 18 to 45) are between 4.5 and 8.8 centimeters (1.6 to 3.5 inches) long, with the average length being 6.5 centimeters (2.5 inches).”

    The article also says that men should not worry if their penises are small, but should find appropriate lovemaking methods so that their size does not affect their sex lives.

  49. Slap2tickle said

    It seems that MyFenwai, possibly being Asian, can’t read with his 2 inch thick windshield sized glasses, or he is only including data that makes is inadequacies seem more macho. Some extracts from the IQ data:

    “The majority of the data points were based upon convenience rather than representative samples.”
    “Some points were not even based on residents of the country.”
    “based on the IQ scores of a highly selected group”
    “Upon reading the original reference, they found that the “data point” that Lynn and Vanhanen used for the lowest IQ estimate, Equatorial Guinea, was actually the mean IQ of a group of Spanish children in a home for the developmentally disabled in Spain.”

    And all this from the same passage as quoted by our physically inapt friend.

  50. Patrick C Netto said

    This blog is a fooking waste of time. Probly set up by a fat bald middle age white male with nazi tendencies working as an English teacher who can’t find a job back home. Biting the hand that feeds him he unloads his daily frustrations on this blog cos he has got nothing to do and no nice chinese gals to date. Except the whores who looked down on him but need his grubby money to get by. Ya he probly wank to sleep most nites looking the the unattainable fist class chinese pussies available on the web.

  51. Scoobydo said

    “This blog is a fooking waste of time. Probly set up by a fat bald middle age white male with nazi tendencies working as an English teacher who can’t find a job back home. Biting the hand that feeds him he unloads his daily frustrations on this blog cos he has got nothing to do and no nice chinese gals to date. Except the whores who looked down on him but need his grubby money to get by. Ya he probly wank to sleep most nites looking the the unattainable fist class chinese pussies available on the web.”

    So you like the blog then?

  52. MyFenwai said

    do you think there was a problem with the sampling technique?

    Those men were raised in the 50s, which was famine time for Korea. The 6.2 is modern measurements. Those same college boys are on average 5’10” or taller, 6 inches taller than their northern neighbors.

    While the Chinese are the white races friend?

    No I thought not. Just you keep chocking the chicken as you fantasise about all of the white and Asian women who wouldn’t look at you twice.

    Nope. The whole East Asian race despises white people. All blacks, Latin Americans, Arabs, Iranics, Polynesians and Southeast Asians despise white people too. I won’t mention the Native Americans… there are no words for how much they want to rip your fat throats open.

    Time to wake up, fatboy. Arabs and now Chinese are only the first few civilizations that hate you. Soon enough they will reawaken anti-white movements in India and Latin America :)

    And the 6.1 inches was from a survey kindly supplied by a reader

    It’s not a survey. Learn how to read, retard. Doctors actually went on campus to measure. These same types of studies always reveal that white races hardly break 5 inches unless there’s a huge pool of homosexuals. In France, 95% of the men are homosexuals and are extremely aroused when middle aged doctors fondle their crotches.

    Would I be correct in saying that the ‘magnificent’ Chinese male race is not included on that willy size page?

    It is a well-known fact that the North Chinese are taller than the Koreans, but only slightly, draw your own conclusions. It is also a well-known fact that North Chinese men and women both display more pronounced secondary sex characteristics than any others in Asia. Which automatically makes their dicks bigger than Americans!

    All Chinese men are good at is stealing money and paying Kareoke girls to fuck them. Well, that and not washing.

    At least they’re good for something. Whites just steal money, rape children, molest their daughters, overeat and masturbate. They also pollute and scum around with corrupt politicians, like the bottom-feeding slave race they are.

    How many things have the Chinese invented in the last 1,000 years?

    Lets see, gunpowder, seed drills, row planting, rockets, land mines, guns, cannon. All of these inventions liberated your primitive, ugly, retarded race from feudalism and allowed you to enslave the Native Americans. IMO the Mongols and Turks should have killed you all when they had the chance.

  53. MyFenwai said

    “The majority of the data points were based upon convenience rather than representative samples.”
    “Some points were not even based on residents of the country.”
    “based on the IQ scores of a highly selected group”
    “Upon reading the original reference, they found that the “data point” that Lynn and Vanhanen used for the lowest IQ estimate, Equatorial Guinea, was actually the mean IQ of a group of Spanish children in a home for the developmentally disabled in Spain.”

    And all this from the same passage as quoted by our physically inapt friend.

    All of that garbage was written by white “journalists” and other retarded non-psychometrics commentators.

    In fact, the gaps are actually larger than posted in those lists. The average Irish IQ is somewhere around 92 when schoolchildren were forced to take the test.

    The average IQ of rural Shanxi, among children whose parents have only a middle school education and 450 yuan a month income, is 108. The average IQ of those in Tokyo is 111. The average IQ of rural Zhejiang is 116.

    Whites are truly subhuman, retarded trash. Racial garbage. Just give up, you can’t compete with the superior East Asian race.

  54. Scoobydo said

    “Lets see, gunpowder, seed drills, row planting, rockets, land mines, guns, cannon.”

    I said in the last 1,000 years.

    You little yellow Chinese men have been poncing off of white people for the last 1,000 years. You are sitting at a computer using electricity (invented by a white man), using a computer (invented by a white man), using the internet (invented by white men). Never mind, if that makes you angry, you could watch the TV (invented by a white man) or listen to the radio (invented by a white man) to get your mind off of that.

    Never mind, if you get too annoyed, you could pop out to see a friend and jump on your bicycle (invented by a white man), your motorcycle (invented by a white man) or your car (invented by a white man). If that is all too much for you, you could try to get away from it all by jumping on the train (invented by a white man) or booking a flight on an aeroplane (invented by a white man).

    If the thought of all of that is too much, you could phone (invented by a white man) another fenqing (invented by the Communists to try to keep 1.3B yellow people together) and complain about everything.

    I can tell you are a proud man. If you hate white people so much, you should reject everything they have invented and live in a tent in the middle of a field (but not a modern tent – the fabrics were invented by white men).

    The world that surrounds you wasn’t invented by little yellow Chinese men with outsized egos but diminutive dicks, it was invented by white men. Don’t you just hate it!

  55. Scoobydo said

    “In fact, the gaps are actually larger than posted in those lists. The average Irish IQ is somewhere around 92 when schoolchildren were forced to take the test.

    The average IQ of rural Shanxi, among children whose parents have only a middle school education and 450 yuan a month income, is 108. The average IQ of those in Tokyo is 111. The average IQ of rural Zhejiang is 116.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    Does your middle school teacher have any sources for any of this nonsense?

    I thought not. You my good man are a little dicked blow hard.

  56. MyFenwai said

    Sure, I’ll stop using your “white inventions”, as long as you stop using writing (invented by Altaic Sumerians and Chinese), toilet paper (invented by the Chinese), stop eating period (because all your food is grown using Chinese agricultural techniques.

    If not, you can run away to your religion (invented by Altaics), or take refuge in your cities (invented by East Asian Harappans and Altaics).

    When you eat don’t forget to stop using salt (invented by the Chinese). Hand over all of your banknotes (invented by Chinese) and melt down all your guns, missiles, rockets (invented by Chinese).

    We’ll see how long the internet-less Chinese survive compared to your unarmed, retarded, uncivilized, illiterate, white rural subsistence farmers :)

    I’m guessing it would take the Arabs and Mestizos at most what, two weeks? To conquer you.

    Pathetic, inbred white shit, you’re nothing compared to us- without slavery and colony, and without China’s gunpowder and your aping of East Asian civilization, you would be nothing more than a bunch of unwashed savages.

    Too bad your ancestors left you with colonial debt and lots of enemies, or 9/11 wouldn’t have happened :)

  57. MyFenwai said

    Does your middle school teacher have any sources for any of this nonsense?

    I thought not. You my good man are a little dicked blow hard.

    Here it is, you tiny ED-dicked white subhuman. Hope your microscopic cock won’t go limp for a year after reading it :(

    http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0CYP/is_4_115/ai_n27367039/

    Lots of pages, not sure your puny white ADD brain can handle it.

    More:

    http://infoproc.blogspot.com/2008/06/asian-white-iq-variance-from-pisa.html

    Here’s the 2005 Public Health survey done in Zhejiang. It’s in Chinese though, so I doubt you pathetic subhumans will be able to read it. the “115” should be easy enough to understand.

    http://www.cqvip.com/qk/91501x/2005003/20289399.html

    Check back when the site works (was up yesterday), it’s currently down probably due to subhuman white shit DoS’ing the site :)

  58. justrecently said

    I’d say 9-11 was some losers’ way of showing their respect. The only way certain people can show their respect is to hate the respectable. You are a loser, too, myfenwai. That said, you probably don’t know what to make of forty vergins on the other side of the cupboard.

  59. MyFenwai said

    I’d say 9-11 was some losers’ way of showing their respect.

    Truly an imbecile. But then again that’s better than saying “they hated your freedoms”.

    I guess Arabs show “respect” by beheading white men on video as well, and blacks show respect by gangraping and then killing white women.

    In that case the whole world respects you, and you better be prepared for it.

  60. justrecently said

    It’s a pretty sick way of showing respect. But to point that out – and to show you how much it has to do with you – isn’t imbecile, myfenwai. It’s your chance to learn a thing or two.

  61. Maybe referring to your state of mind as respect isn’t quite fair to the concept. After all, respect is a good thing. Let’s refer to it as respect ersatz.
    You see, myfenwai, a lot of people – probably most – are able to respect others, because they respect themselves. Let me quote from your post #56: Too bad your ancestors left you with colonial debt and lots of enemies, or 9/11 wouldn’t have happened.
    Most people in former colonies don’t even think of killing others for their version of history. Only people like you can think of 9-11 as a logical consequence of the past.
    Now, what’s respect ersatz? It’s a mixture of fear and hatred. Fear as an underling to a stupid idea (be it CCP harmony, be it submission to Islamism), and hatred for those who don’t submit themselves to the same stupid idea. Like Bertolt Brecht said: The tamed elephant attacks the unbroken elephant. And yes, myfenwai: we know that people like you are dangerous – not because you were strong, but because you are weak, and easily manipulable. Thanks for sharing your innermost thoughts here, and rasing our level of awareness. That said, the best thing for you to do would be to sit down, and calmly think about it.
    Greetings:
    Norman Bethune of the Blogosphere.

  62. Ned Kelly said

    “toilet paper (invented by the Chinese)”

    and made unavailable by the Chinese Communists

  63. MyFenwai said

    Let’s refer to it as respect ersatz.

    No, it’s called sheer, unadulterated hatred. Do I respect the mosquitoes (who have larger dicks and IQs than whites) when I swat them? Do I respect my shit when I flush it? Do I respect bacteria when my body kills them off? No.

    It’s a mixture of fear and hatred. Fear as an underling to a stupid idea

    HAHAHAHA! You’re describing yourselves here, my child-molesting white friend. How many anti-white hate sites are there? And how many anti-Chinese hate sites are there created by whites? This one for one. Stormfront for another. CNN and Fox are some more.

    Sounds like you’re the ones who are afraid :) Oh wait, you were always “afraid”, stupid, weak little sheep that will attack anyone who is different just because your monarchs and elitists tell you too.

    Shameful, ugly little children.

    and made unavailable by the Chinese Communists

    It’s because whites spread AIDS shitslime to all their toilet paper. They had to collectivize TP making. Whites and their spreading of international AIDS shitslime created the famines of the 60s.

  64. justrecently said

    Well, I see that you haven’t sat down and calmly thought about it. Then again, I didn’t really expect you would. After all, you are a fenqing.
    Keep puking here, if you need it (and so long as Mother Teresa grants you permission). It’s telling stuff.

  65. Scoobydo said

    Writing was invented by the Sumerians not the Chinese. Duh.

    Chinese people invented food? You really are grasping at straws. The Chinese did lead the world in agricultural techniques for a while, but like everything else the Chinese were good at, it was a long, long time ago. Which is kind of hard to come to terms with if you are an proud little Chinese man.

    “Here it is, you tiny ED-dicked white subhuman. Hope your microscopic cock won’t go limp for a year after reading it :(

    MyHuangJiBa”

    Deary me. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed are you? You can’t even read a report. Besides the fact that it used IQ tests that were adapted for Chinese people (thereby invalidating any serious international comparison), the Chinese kids from the 4 groups were scoring on average from 95 to 105 in the tests. Exactly what would be expected from an IQ test. Read p5 of your source and try to take it in.

    Your second source doesn’t talk about IQ differences between the races at all, it talks about the differences in standard devations in IQs between races and then it talks about maths exams.

    Your third source wouldn’t load. It was however a Chinese site with an IP of 122.200.98.16, Chaoyang, Liaoning

    But, as I said, it wouldn’t load.

    By the way, where did your little monkey brain get

    Shanxi, 108 &
    Rural Zhejiang is 116 from?

    “The Chinese invented salt

    MyHuangJiBa”

    Yes and the Africans invented water, don’t you know. You daft bugger. Are you brain damaged or what?

    Look, the Chinese couldn’t even invent bloody Karaoke. You daft buggers had to import that from Japan!!

  66. Scoobydo said

    “Whites are truly subhuman, retarded trash. Racial garbage. Just give up, you can’t compete with the superior East Asian race.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    And all of this because he can’t get a girlfriend.

    Sad.

  67. MyFenwai said

    Writing was invented by the Sumerians not the Chinese. Duh.

    The Sumerians had round heads, short necks, oblique eyes and were clean shaven. They were more related to the Mongols than to any of you. As for the Chinese, it depends on how illiterate you are in Chinese archaeology; Chinese proto-writing dates to 6,500 BC and came into shape as the jiaguwen around in 1,800, at the latest.

    Chinese people invented food? You really are grasping at straws. The Chinese did lead the world in agricultural techniques for a while, but like everything else the Chinese were good at, it was a long, long time ago. Which is kind of hard to come to terms with if you are an proud little Chinese man.

    I realize that you have had a problem with reading comprehension, but the quantity of food has huge implications for the increase of populations, which has implications for expansion, invention and culture.

    Besides the fact that it used IQ tests that were adapted for Chinese people (thereby invalidating any serious international comparison), the Chinese kids from the 4 groups were scoring on average from 95 to 105 in the tests. Exactly what would be expected from an IQ test. Read p5 of your source and try to take it in.

    The *control group* is 105. So if you’re saying educated, well-fed white kids are equal to Chinese kids that are malnourished and suffering from arsenic poisoning or iodine deficiency, I’m not going to disagree with you. Whites have topped out at 92-102. That represents your genetic and environmental maximum. Any increase past this average will take genetic engineering or selective breeding until your pool totally hollows out as was done with the Jews. This isn’t even counting the fact that many white children will not get tested, because under a certain IQ threshold people start avoiding performance tests for good reason.

    Sino-Tibetans, on the other hand, range from 77 in the TAR (from iodine deficiency) to 115 in Zhejiang (the second smartest province in China). The tests are “culture reduced” i.e they don’t ask who the Queen of England is and tack on points to your IQ if you get it right. Otherwise, they are normed to be comparable to international studies. That specific one is called “Raven’s Progressive Matrices”. Administered in England and Ireland, the average turned out to be 100 and 92 respectively- though there is selection bias on both sides (English too high and Irish too low).

    Your second source doesn’t talk about IQ differences between the races at all, it talks about the differences in standard devations in IQs between races and then it talks about maths exams.

    Take a look at the comments section. Sources are there as well.

    Yes and the Africans invented water, don’t you know. You daft bugger. Are you brain damaged or what?

    Salt rarely comes in natural, commercially viable form fit for consumption without the processes involved in its harvest and distribution. Salt was not present in any significant degree the diets of any peoples save the North Chinese from 6,000 BC until 3,000 BC, when the capability was transferred to Egypt.

    Without our salt you’d be a slobbering moron, instead of a semi-retarded, culturally and historically illiterate bottom-feeder with repressed pedophiliac inclinations.

  68. Ned Kelly said

    And WITH salt – or rather with MSG, because salt is almost impossible to procure in the PRC – the Chinese committed cultural suicide from 1949 to date.

    Seriously, WHERE THE HELL can anyone buy SALT in China? Even in the major cities it’s almost impossible to find.

  69. Ned Kelly said

    Unless by “salt” you mean “monosodium glutamate”, which fucks up people’s brains, which might explain why the Communist Party rules China.

  70. MyFenwai said

    MSG originated in Japan, and iodized salt is provided now almost everywhere. The only ones without access to it are pastoral nomads, but to have them settle down and eat it would be “cultural genocide” as the liberal hand-wringers like to say.

  71. Ned Kelly said

    Notice that he didn’t address the fact that salt is virtually impossible to find in China.

  72. MyFenwai said

    I shouldn’t have to. You’re just looking in all the wrong places, like any other foreigner looking for anything anywhere.

    MyLaowai is probably “looking for love” in tranny whorehouses. He thinks he’s going to get himself a well-bred, educated “Oriental woman” there.

    Instead all he finds is angst :(

  73. Scoobydo said

    “The Sumerians had round heads, short necks, oblique eyes and were clean shaven. They were more related to the Mongols than to any of you.

    MyHuangJiBa”

    If it isn’t bad enough that the Chinese consider the Mongols to be Chinese (the Mongols don’t), now the Sumerians are Chinese! Christ in a bucket. Get a brain.

    “Chinese proto-writing dates to 6,500 BC and came into shape as the jiaguwen around in 1,800, at the latest.

    MyHuangJiBa ”

    Ah, that would be scrapes on bones. We have them in Europe from 100,000 years ago. Ergo, the Chinese are mere children.

    “I realize that you have had a problem with reading comprehension, but the quantity of food has huge implications for the increase of populations, which has implications for expansion, invention and culture.

    MyHuangJiBa ”

    And agriculture is much older than the Chinese civilisation – at least 8,000 years while Chinese civilisation is only as old as ancient Greek civilisation, about 3,600 years old. Look, lots of civilisations have had a hand in improving agriculture over the centuries. Your logic is akin to a Belgium inventing a better taillight for an automobile in 1953 and then claiming that the whole world then owes Belgium for the automobile. Your logic is twisted and flawed.

    “Whites have topped out at 92-102… Sino-Tibetans, on the other hand, range from 77 in the TAR (from iodine deficiency) to 115 in Zhejiang (the second smartest province in China)… Administered in England and Ireland, the average turned out to be 100 and 92 respectively- though there is selection bias on both sides (English too high and Irish too low)

    MyHuangJiBa”

    And yet, no sources. Lots of wind but no sources. I did read the comments of the second source. No one seemed too convinced of the statistical validity of the comments claiming that Asians had a higher IQ.

    One comment from the blog was interesting


    Independent of environmental effects, it seems difficult to prove any Asian-white or Asian-black IQ gap is existent; the sample used in the current analysis seems impossibly biased.”

    I found the “Zhejiang rural boy 116.23” comment in the blog. It gives no checkable sources. I know that you will readily accept a post on a comments section of a blog as conclusive proof that Zhejiang primary school children have an average IQ of 116.23.

    Please excuse other people if they demand a little bit more evidence before accepting such figures.

    By the way, White people have an average IQ of 126.23. There you go. Now everyone else in the world can use my posting on this blog as evidence that whites have an average IQ of 126.33. Sorted.

    Do you know why China is so fucked up?

    Its because it is full of people that think like you. To you guys, reality isn’t an objective, testable reality. To your type (most of China) reality is whatever you want it to be i.e. whatever gives you the biggest face.

    Excuse the rest of us if we don’t subscribe to your form and perspective of reality.

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  75. MyFenwai said

    If it isn’t bad enough that the Chinese consider the Mongols to be Chinese (the Mongols don’t), now the Sumerians are Chinese! Christ in a bucket. Get a brain.

    The Mongols aren’t Chinese, obviously.

    We have them in Europe from 100,000 years ago.

    Those now? Up until at least 7,000 BC European cave art just depicted sex with the wildlife (see: Val Camonica), and Europeans did not even arrive on the continent until 40,000 years ago. You’re thinking of the Neanderthals, who were semi-retarded cousins of the apes. Are you insinuating that they are related to modern Europeans?

    And agriculture is much older than the Chinese civilisation – at least 8,000 years while Chinese civilisation is only as old as ancient Greek civilisation

    Nope. The Chinese were wearing silk, milling salt, drinking wine, playing music, writing and living in rammed earth walls around 6,000-5,000 BC. O3a5, the Sino-Tibetan racial marker, only arose in 8,000 BC. Modern Europeans, on the other hand, had a 25,000 year headstart but could make nothing that survives in the archaeological record until 3,000 BC.

    And yet, no sources. Lots of wind but no sources. I did read the comments of the second source. No one seemed too convinced of the statistical validity of the comments claiming that Asians had a higher IQ.

    You mean no one except people who are IQ experts, who overwhelmingly agree that whites have lower IQs than East Asians.

    It gives no checkable sources.

    The “checkable sources” are in Chinese in the link I gave you, which was working the day before. However it is probably being DOS’d by the white medias or governments. Wait for it to come back up.

    Meanwhile, read this:

    http://www.douance.org/qi/brandbook.htm

    He states, specifically, “Probably Oriental IQ is around 110” in the last chapter. See also, Linda Gottfredson, Philippe Rushton, Richard Lynn. Note how none of these are Chinese or Japanese.

    The reason why the West is so fucked up is because they will deny all facts for the sake of their egos, even while their empires collapse. Greece, Rome, Carolingians, Spain, England, and now America.

  76. MyFenwai said

    From the esteemed Nature magazine:

    http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v297/n5863/abs/297222a0.html

    Analysis of results from the standardization in Japan in 1975 of the new revised version of the American Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children shows that the Japanese−American disparity in mean IQ has increased during the twentieth century. Among the younger generation the mean Japanese IQ is approximately 111.

    http://www.vanderbilt.edu/Peabody/SMPY/Top1in10000.pdf

    A follow-up study on students with real IQ 160 (ratio IQ of 186) and greater. 20% of the 320 subjects were listed as “Asian” which 5-10x over-representation (since it’s likely that all of the respondents are East Asians not South or Southeast Asians)

    East Asians (Japanese, Mongols, Koreans, Tibetans, Chinese) are 10x more likely to be in the “white 1 out of 10,000” than whites.

  77. MyFenwai said

    Trans-racial adoption studies and MRI evaluations of brain size:

    http://www.innovations-report.com/html/reports/studies/report-43536.html

    Race differences in brain size are present at birth. By adulthood, East Asians average 1 cubic inch more cranial capacity than Whites who average 5 cubic inches more than Blacks.

    This includes Southeast Asians, who have smaller brains. That, and the East Asians in America are overwhelmingly war brides, adoptees, laborers and plantation farmers that represent the lower 25% of their home nations.

    http://www.halfsigma.com/2007/10/an-essay-on-rac.html

    Look at the comments. Examples of entire Japanese, Chinese, European and Yoruba genomes are up for public viewing.

    (White) people are already taking guesses at which genes give the East Asians their IQ advantages. MRIs and now genetic markers, it’s only time before it is definitely established.

    But go ahead, bury your head in the sand…

  78. Scoobydo said

    “Analysis of results from the standardization in Japan in 1975 of the new revised version of the American Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children shows that the Japanese−American disparity in mean IQ has increased during the twentieth century. Among the younger generation the mean Japanese IQ is approximately 111.”

    You are a sad man. You are not Chinese. No Chinese person would write that the Japanese have an IQ of 111.

    Who are you?

  79. MyFenwai said

    an IQ of 111 is not extraordinary for the East Asian region. Korean adults now are at 112, and young Chinese in the wealthier East Coast are at 113-115.

  80. Scoobydo said

    I knew from the way you write that you were not from China. Writing that the Japanese have an average IQ of 111 however confirms it.

    I now know 2 things about you:

    (1) You are definitely not a real Chinese person- are you third generation Canadian or British Chinese who can’t get a girlfriend? It must be rough being surrounded by men who are bigger and stronger than you who score with the chicks. Never mind, you can pretend that you are smarter.

    (2) You haven’t lived in China or spoken to real Chinese people. If you had, then you would know that Chinese people hate the Japanese. They hate the Japanese even more than you hate white people. Why do you bite the hand that feeds you? Why don’t you just go to the gym?

  81. Scoobydo said

    “Europeans, on the other hand, had a 25,000 year head start but could make nothing that survives in the archaeological record until 3,000 BC.”

    What, you mean like the oldest building in the world, which is 5,200 years old and in Ireland?

    http://www.knowth.com/

    Its a lovely building.

    “The Chinese were wearing silk, milling salt, drinking wine, playing music, writing and living in rammed earth walls around 6,000-5,000 BC.”

    Can we be privy to a few photos of these pre 3,000 BC silks, instruments and writing?

    By the way, IQs – I have seen reputable research ( as opposed to Richard Lynch aka Japanese IQ of 111 who comes in for a lot of criticism from his peers for flawed research) which shows Asians having an average IQ of 103 compared to average white IQ of 100.

    Before you get too excited, this would be entirely constant with most Asians being breast fed (breast fed children have a higher average IQ of 2 to 3 IQ points higher than cow milk fed children).

    No one takes surveys that the Japanese have an average IQ of too 111 seriously. Certainly not IQ Statisticians. Well, no one except you and Richard Lynch.

  82. MyFenwai said

    What, you mean like the oldest building in the world, which is 5,200 years old and in Ireland?

    lol, there were buildings before h. sapiens even walked the earth. China had rammed earth buildings long before then, and there are the remnants of fortresses in Siberia. They are all over in Harappa, Sumer, Egypt as well.

    Can we be privy to a few photos of these pre 3,000 BC silks, instruments and writing?

    http://www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.shtml

    Half a silkworm cocoon unearthed in 1927 from the loess soil astride the Yellow River in Shanxi Province, in northern China, has been dated between 2600 and 2300 BC. Another example is a group of ribbons, threads and woven fragments, dated about 3000 BC, and found at Qianshanyang in Zhejiang province. More recent archeological finds – a small ivory cup carved with a silkworm design and thought to be between 6000 and 7000 years old, and spinning tools, silk thread and fabric fragments from sites along the lower Yangzi River

    http://www.bnl.gov/bnlweb/pubaf/pr/1999/bnlpr092299.html

    Brookhaven Lab Expert Helps Date Flute Thought to be Oldest Playable Musical Instrument
    Bone flute found in China at 9,000-year-old Neolithic site

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7a/Jiahu_writing.svg

    jian, kan, ri, courtesy of wikipedia.

    which shows Asians having an average IQ of 103 compared to average white IQ of 100.

    That’s 80s data of “Asian Americans” which includes Southeast Asians. If not, list the source. Lynn is much more respectable than the politically correct “scholars” involved in the debate. See Flynns work also, back then the average white IQ was in the 90s.

    Before you get too excited, this would be entirely constant with most Asians being breast fed (breast fed children have a higher average IQ of 2 to 3 IQ points higher than cow milk fed children).

    Oh right because all 3 billion “Asians” are breast fed! “Asian” is a race and a culture! No, Southeast and East Asians are not the same race.

    No one takes surveys that the Japanese have an average IQ of too 111 seriously. Certainly not IQ Statisticians. Well, no one except you and Richard Lynch.

    No one except every expert in the field. Chris Brand, Linda Gottfredson, John’s Hopkins, Philippe Rushton and others all agree that East Asian IQ is 106-115.

  83. MyFenwai said

    More. Data from 26 studies, plotted by year.

    Scatter graph of IQs by race.

    Of course, nutrition has an impact. However, Western Europeans have more or less “capped out” on the aspects of IQ that are affected by malnutrition, disease, poisoning, stress, pollution, sleeplessness etc.

    There are three factors working in favor of non-East Asians

    1) Selection bias. Under a certain IQ threshold, people are less likely to take the test unless this specifically controlled for.
    2) Life cycle. East Asians have longer life cycles, and take longer to mature (though their IQs surpass non-East Asians by a few months of age)
    3) Hanzi based languages are more g-loaded

    There are two factors working in favor of Europeans against all other groups

    1) Cultural bias in Stanford-Binet, Weschler, when this is not controlled for
    2) Environmental factors

    If you are to control for age, selection and cultural bias, the fact that EA languages are more g-loaded and the pollution, stress, malnutrition and poisoning prevalent in industrial societies the EA-white IQ gap soars to equal the white-black/West African gap.

    The proper IQ ranges would be as follows-

    East Asian – 105-115
    Caucasoid – 90-100
    Blacks (non-Pygmy) – 75-85

  84. MyFenwai said

    It must be rough being surrounded by men who are bigger and stronger than you who

    Lets not go through this again.

    American – 5 inches
    Japanese – 5.1 inches
    South Korean – 6.2 inches

    Being obese does not make women (or boys in your case) attracted to you. Now that you know this, you don’t have to go to a developing country to find a bride anymore- go back to Europe.

    http://www.alvanon.com/news/CHINASCAN.pdf

    Average height China – women the same, men 5’8″ in China, 5’9″ in US.

    The “urban centers”, I’m guessing are BJ, GZ, SH, and SZ. Not exactly the tallest of provinces in China.

    Average height for Chinese men in the North (Henan, Hebei, Shandong, Shanxi etc) is 5’9″ and the average height for men in the Northeast is 5’10”. Not bad for a developing country, especially as Alvanon notes that they are growing at 1.5″ per decade.

    Don’t even kid about the IQs. Everyone knows East Asians are far more intelligent than whites and especially Caucasoids. The debate is rather “how much smarter” and the leading psychometrics experts agree that it as least 6 points, with a significantly higher standard deviation. There is a reason why there are no whites alive with 200+ IQ, and South Korea with 48 million people has produced one.

  85. justrecently said

    Don’t even kid about the IQs. Everyone knows East Asians are far more intelligent than whites and especially Caucasoids.
    If that’s true, myfenwai must be a Caucasoid.

  86. Ned Kelly said

    But he’s not intelligent enough to understand that the entire concept of “IQ” is a pseudo-scientific one that has been debunked.

  87. Vesper Lynd said

    Poster may appreciate a drink, though. Understandable, if she’s still living in China.

    I’m pretty much walking around the office with a bottle of gin by this point.

    I like how all these conversations always turn to penis size. Look guys, even if a guy has been scientifically proven to have a big dick, if his fingernails are nasty, he hasn’t changed his shirt in a week or he acts like a socially awkward stalker, chances are things are going to end before the thought of what’s in his jeans ever crosses a girl’s mind.

  88. MyLaowai said

    …even if a guy has been scientifically proven to have a big dick, if his fingernails are nasty, he hasn’t changed his shirt in a week or he acts like a socially awkward stalker, chances are things are going to end before the thought of what’s in his jeans ever crosses a girl’s mind.

    My point, exactly. Thank you for bringing some sense back to this.

    Kudos to you.

    BTW, Gordon’s London Dry?

  89. Ned Kelly said

    My IQ is 170, and I’ve never bothered to measure my penis.

  90. Ned Kelly said

    PS, because my penis bores me.

  91. MyFenwai said

    the entire concept of “IQ” is a pseudo-scientific one that has been debunked

    IQ and psychometrics are a widely accepted science- that’s the reason why all of the most respectable schools use IQ to place children in classes, most militaries use it to evaluate prospective soldiers and why psychologists often recommend IQ testing.

    My IQ is 170

    Really now! Ratio or deviation?

  92. Ned Kelly said

    Not much of a reader, are you.

    http://www.amazon.com/Mismeasure-Man-Stephen-Jay-Gould/dp/0393314251

  93. Scoobydo said

    “The entire concept of “IQ” is a pseudo-scientific one that has been debunked”

    That is very true. Well for adults at least. IQ tests do have some validity for children but are only as good as the test.

    For adults, it would take about 3 weeks of solid testing to test all aspects of intelligence. Even if you did 3 weeks of tests, how would you then weight it?

    Still, I was rather hoping to say to MyHuangJiBa that God has a cruel sense of humour.

    3 IQ points for 3 inches of dick.

    But yes, IQ tests for adults are just a statistical trick.

    Did anyone look at the 5,000 year old building in Ireland?

    http://www.knowth.com/

    While the Chinese don’t even have muddy ditches from even 3,000 years ago, Europe has a huge, beautiful building which is over 5,000 years old.

  94. MyFenwai said

    “Mismeasure of Man”

    That’s standard PC issue, completely and entirely debunked. Gould, good man though he was, was not a psychologist or psychometrics researcher…

    see here: “Stephen Jay Gould (September 10, 1941 – May 20, 2002) was a prominent American paleontologist, evolutionary biologist, and historian of science.” RIP.

    For adults, it would take about 3 weeks of solid testing to test all aspects of intelligence. Even if you did 3 weeks of tests, how would you then weight it?

    No it wouldn’t. It takes at most 10, 12 hours if you want to be thorough. One MRI gives you a pretty good idea, too.

    3 IQ points for 3 inches of dick.

    Yep, that is the difference between whites and blacks.

    While the Chinese don’t even have muddy ditches from even 3,000 years ago, Europe has a huge, beautiful building which is over 5,000 years old.

    China had rammed earth fortresses and the most developed written language at the time. Ireland had mudhuts covered with grass and all Europe produced was cave art depicting sex with animals.

    Europeans ate berries and rodents. Chinese ate salted pastas, clay-pot cooked produce, millet, sorghum and drank wine.

    Europeans wore loincloths and lived in caves. The Chinese wore silk and lived in rammed earth fortresses.

    Europeans scribbled pictures of men having sex with donkeys. The Chinese developed a script with 1,500 characters with an uninterrupted 8,000 years of development.

  95. MyFenwai said

    Likewise, the Altaic Sumerians were building a great civilization and teaching whites how to behave like humans. Sumerian buildings date to 4,000 BC (Uruk period), around the time when ancient Northeast Asians began to migrate outwards.

    King Ur-Nammu: http://www.geocities.com/garyweb65/urnammuj.jpg
    Gudea of Lagash: http://api.ning.com/files/m-5rT1rpydWZYgy5n702rgiPHtgqvVXBwusnHyjIceS9sKffnxhSbKhhX2BwfeUBucmPWlnoE*pZmTJBCxXamwLaQDFHIS9b/Gudea_of_Lagash_Girsu.jpg

    Similarly, the Harappans brought civilization to India around the same time.

    Seems to be a trend here…

    Notice how these civilizations weakened considerably when their ruling class racially polluted themselves.

    And before you mention your tiny white dicks again, remember this:

    http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/global_penis_size_survey.shtml

    You have smaller dicks than Japanese and Koreans.

  96. Scoobydo said

    Dear MyHuangJiba,

    Be careful old chap, your delusional denial of reality looks more and more like a committed mental patient. As arrogant as you are, don’t start thinking that you are a teapot.

  97. MyFenwai said

    There is only one single source that actually involves medical staff measuring penises across countries- and Americans turned up with 5 inchers (smaller than the Japanese and Korean college students).

    Deal with it.

    But enough about your small dicks and tiny brains, lets talk about your obesity and genetic weakness:

    http://www.health.ri.gov/chic/statistics/data/obesity-race.php
    http://www.census.gov/population/www/documentation/twps0038/tabC.txt

    Whites are pathetic and genetically prone to dying.

  98. MyFenwai said

    And for every source you can find that turns up with 103 IQ for the Chinese, I can find 10 that show 106+.

    The only “tests” that came up with 103 for Chinese was conducted by the PC clergy, but it was drowned out by those involving a much larger sample size.

  99. MyLaowai said

    And the winner of the George Walker Bush Medal for stupid statements goes to MyFenwai, for this wee gem:

    Whites are pathetic and genetically prone to dying.

    Are you seriously implying that there are perhaps some groups of people, or indeed any animals, that are NOT genetically prone to dying?

    Honestly Sparky, I give you a chance to speak your narrow mind around here because I’m better than your CCP masters, but you really must lift your game. You are becoming boring and ridiculous.

    Now, go and wash my Aston Martin, before I send you to the laogai.

  100. MyFenwai said

    prone adj. Having a tendency; inclined: paper that is prone to yellowing; children who are prone to mischief

    So yes, whenever the opportunity presents itself your genetic garbage of a race has quite a high chance of death

  101. Ned Kelly said

    Yep, Myfenwai is looking more like Richard to me every day.

    Was this shot in Southeast Asia, the land of rent-boys?

  102. justrecently said

    Just some feedback, Ned: your constant references to Richard come across as obsessive here.

  103. Ked said

    I think that it’s useless for Westerners to compete the seniority of civilization with the Chinese. China has one of the oldest civilization in the world, where Westerners can’t have any competence.

    Westerners have a clear advantage over the other countries including China on the birth of modernization, in which all countries but a few were subjected to Western rule.

    China’s problem is that they have not yet initiated anything in the modern age. They are importing everything. It even includes electronic gadgets and soap opera from Japan and Korea, which in China were (even now are?) thought to be savages situating in a culturally far periphery.

    Asians may get higher marks in academic training, but it doesn’t necessarily lead to stronger leadership or higher creativity. Westerners still have an advantage on it.

    Education tops any urgent problems in every countries including my own, Japan. I spent some time at a US university. At the time, there were no American PhD students in my department. Only Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, and Indians were there. I saw only a few American students in a master’s course, some of them Asian Americans. In one class, there were completely no Americans: a professor was from India and students were all foreigners including me. I wondered “Where am I studying?” I don’t know about other Western countries, but at least US should put more emphasis on education in middle and lower class.

    By the way, I don’t think that Japanese intellectuals, women, teachers and businessmen among others are fairly pro-China as MyFenwai says. It seems to me that the Japanese are culturally more familiar with China than Westerners are, but it doesn’t mean the Japanese are pro-China.

  104. MyFenwai said

    Asians may get higher marks in academic training, but it doesn’t necessarily lead to stronger leadership or higher creativity. Westerners still have an advantage on it.

    Westerners have an advantage and marketing and self-aggrandizement. Japan, Korea and even China produce more patents per capita than Europeans or Americans.

    Americans and Europeans also have an advantage in lebensraum and mineral/energy resources.

    It more or less ends there.

  105. justrecently said

    Westerners have an advantage and marketing and self-aggrandizement.
    In marketing – maybe.
    In self-aggrandizement – well, look at yourself, myfenwai. And contrary to marketing, self-aggrandizement doesn’t pay.

  106. MyFenwai said

    self-aggrandizement doesn’t pay.

    It does if brown people really believe all your bullshit. Right now any one of the major non-white racial groups could cause serious problems for whites.

  107. justrecently said

    “White” and “brown” people could cause each other serious problems. But why should they? You see, MyFenwai, this is actually MyLaowai’s great merit: he gives you the opportunity to show an interested public a side of Chinese culture that can’t be found in China Daily – a wide-spread over-consciousness about “race”. Most people elsewhere simply aren’t as obsessed with the idea as you are.

  108. MyFenwai said

    Most people elsewhere simply aren’t as obsessed with the idea as you are.

    Talk about naive.

    Grow up son.

  109. justrecently said

    A constructive attitude is actually very helpful. That’s what makes the world go round. Like it or not – most ppl (no matter of which “color”) understand that. You are just an interesting sample of the paranoid faction (powered by mylaowai.com).

  110. […] genetics and farting 4 September, 2009 — Ned Kelly Film footage of a discourse between Myfenwai and JR/JustRecently.   JR is of course the one speaking […]

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