Wo Shi Laowai – Wo Pa Shui

This Blog was Invented in Xi'an 5,000 Years Ago

Oh yes, Mortality. I laugh in your face.

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, August 22, 2009

090822 booze death

Created by Bar Stools.
A Conservative Estimate.

9 Responses to “Oh yes, Mortality. I laugh in your face.”

  1. justrecently said

    Happy, happy weekend. Or should I say, thank God, it was Friday?

  2. Ned Kelly said

    It says 20 shots of vodka would kill Ivan. I find that hard to believe. For Ivan that’s just a snack.

  3. Ned Kelly said

    Based on my estimate of MyFenwai’s size – 100 pounds, based on his obsession with penises – it would take 13 shots of gin to kill him. Either that or a simple backhand slap across his face.

  4. MyLaowai said

    It doesn’t actually say it would take 34 martini’s to kill me (in three hours). It actually says less than that. But I know how to spot The Lie. That website is just weak Yankee propaganda. In truth, I estimate it probably would take 34 martini’s to kill me, but they would need to be big ones. Each one containing no less than four proper measures of alcoholic goodness. None of that juice bollocks, either. Just Gin, Dry Vermouth, and a touch of bitters from time to time to break the monotony.

    And even then, if you had some bar snacks, you’d be fine I’m sure.


  5. Ned Kelly said

    If it were Great Wall wine, then just one glass would kill me. Or at least make me want to die.

  6. MyLaowai said

    Those who drink Baijiu are, in fact, inseparable from the Living Dead, particularly in respect of grey matter. They shuffle around muttering “Brains” because that is precisely what they are in most desperate need of.

  7. MyLaowai said

    As has been noted elsewhere, no China Blog is worthy of the name, until the author has posted on the similarity between China and a B-grade zombie flick.

  8. Slap2tickle said

    Are you telling me all the zombies in Resident Evil are Chinese, I suppose there isn’t much difference between money and blood in Chinese culture.

  9. Eric D. said

    It would take 33 bottles of Tsingtao to kill me

    Funny, I just did that last week.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: