Tales of Love…
Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, September 28, 2009
Good day to you, my little Beijing Ducks! Early last week I was sitting on the patio, sipping a nice drop of Krug Grande Cuvée, and watching my MrsMyLaowai mow the lawn.
Mrs WangXiaoJie from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, “You lazy egg! Why you sitting there drinking while your poor wife push ancient lawn mower around! Get up your fat arse and give her a break!”
I thought ‘Shit, women!’. Then I took another swig from my glass, wiped my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening.
After a few days, though, I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I’m really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn.
Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives… then maybe they’ll take good care of us.
I’ve attached a picture below… hope it comes through OK
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Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 
Another Chinese Invention… « Justrecently's Weblog said
[…] Another Chinese Invention… By justrecently … is the ride-on mower. […]
taide said
[…] Another Chinese Invention… – sorry, for Beijing it might be ok; here we need a construction for german ladies and grazing land …
justrecently said
Methinks this post has left most commenters speechless. To sexist, maybe. Therefore, just the right stuff for Taide, on the other hand.