Twelve Days of Chinglish
Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, December 1, 2011
On the twelfth day of Chinglish the Chairman promised me:
Twelve spitting scum
Eleven perching ren
Tension and strife
Nine foreign wars
Hate all you Laowai
Seven border disputes
Six whack-shacks per block
5,000 years!
For or against us
Three Represents
Too many people…
And a landlord swinging in a tree
Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 
Brewskie said
For some awesome chinglish, check out this site: http://www.chinareallysucks.com/Site/Chinglish.html
Disclaimer: No, I do not think China really sucks.
justrecently said
You haven’t written this beautifully sad thing yourself, have you?
MyLaowai said
Actually I wrote it last year :)
justrecently said
It’s very poem.
MyLaowai said
Chinglish of the Week Award right there mate. Thanks!
0112337 said
Did your wife forget to give out the daily beatings Laowai? You sound too bold and energetic.
Long Long Time Been Here said
They don’t beat, they just take the credit card and shop, no wait they do that anyway. They find the nearest rich guy and screw them.