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Twelve Days of Chinglish

Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, December 1, 2011

On the twelfth day of Chinglish the Chairman promised me:

Twelve spitting scum

Eleven perching ren

Tension and strife

Nine foreign wars

Hate all you Laowai

Seven border disputes

Six whack-shacks per block

5,000 years!

For or against us

Three Represents

Too many people…

And a landlord swinging in a tree


7 Responses to “Twelve Days of Chinglish”

  1. Brewskie said

    For some awesome chinglish, check out this site: http://www.chinareallysucks.com/Site/Chinglish.html

    Disclaimer: No, I do not think China really sucks.

  2. justrecently said

    You haven’t written this beautifully sad thing yourself, have you?

  3. justrecently said

    It’s very poem.

  4. 0112337 said

    Did your wife forget to give out the daily beatings Laowai? You sound too bold and energetic.

  5. Long Long Time Been Here said

    They don’t beat, they just take the credit card and shop, no wait they do that anyway. They find the nearest rich guy and screw them.

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