The Funniest Thing I’ve Read In Yonks
Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, December 8, 2011
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
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It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
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I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.
And many, many more…
Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 
justrecently said
That gizmo would be a clip.