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Ask MyLaowai

Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, August 13, 2007

Free relationship advice from famous author MyLaowai

Dear MyLaowai:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband’s help. When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 38 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn’t find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he’d been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don’t feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs Wang Xiaojie.

Dear Wang Xiaojie:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips (hose clamps) holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps.

MyLaowai.

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5 Responses to “Ask MyLaowai”

  1. madne0 said

    lol, good stuff. ;)

  2. Good one mate! More of this LOL

  3. Damn funny!

    But my recommendation for Wang Xiaojie is that the next time her ride fails, she just put her lips around that manifold and suck and blow. In fact, she could eliminate the problem altogether if she would just perform this ritual each and every morning prior to her leaving for work.

  4. FUCKINg MY LAOWAI said

    FUCK YOU MYLAOWAI for being such a fucking racist dick. WHy dont you go and fuck urself you big piece of shit. go to hell fucker.

  5. MyLaowai said

    Hello Wang XiaoJie. Glad you could make it.

    Have a nice day. I will.

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