Women of the Politburo
Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, November 24, 2007
The women we look up to, if we know what’s good for us…
Name : Zhang Xiao Jie – ‘Lily’
Age : 23
Official Position : Deputy Vice Assistant Secretary, Harmonious Nation Discipline Committee For Central Planning In An All Round Way; Tea Lady
Hobbies : “I very like sleeping, playing PC games, and shopping.”
Best Feature : “Mr Hu say my best lucky is my harmonious nature. I am very diligent and cook delicious Chinese tradition food. Mr Wen say I give good head.”
Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 
Stranded Mariner said
WTF, where did you pick HER up mate?
MyLaowai said
This is but the first in a series – Women of the Politburo.
Yes, for too long these beauties have been kept hidden from us, but now the time has come for the Masters of China to share their booty with the People!
Viva la Revolution!
rc said
God, I think I know that one. Are you sure she’s a member of the Politburo and not just one of the nasty imports we allowed into the US a few years back to bring “Glorious Ways of Chinese Enlightenment” to US high-tech companies?
MyLaowai said
There’s a difference?
rc said
I’m not sure now. In a pro-active response to a recent spate of ‘Chinese Export Product Malfunctions’ including toothpaste sent to South American containing diethelyne glycol (not too bad, since you are not supposed to swallow toothpaste, but very poisonous to humans all the same), children’s toys made of a synthetic date-rape drug, Chinese chocolates sold to Philippine children containing formaldehyde, (etc, etc, etc) she informed me that the US bathes it’s meat products in ‘hemoglobin’ to keep the meat looking fresh and red, thus deceiving it’s customers. Well, I suppose that’s worse than dipping it in red paint loaded with lead, but….
rc said
…I don’t know. What do you think.
MyLaowai said
If you ‘haemoglobin’… Then I think dipping meat in blood is just fine.
shuggie said
Speaking of dipping meat, I’m certain a couple colleagues of mine (Croydon and Watford origins) wouldn’t say no to doing so even though Zhang Xiao Jie takes the expression “putting makeup on a pig” to the extreme..
rc said
Indeed. Yes, I ‘haemoglobin’…