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Inner Peace

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A pastor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.

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One Response to “Inner Peace”

  1. Neddy said

    Wednesday, July 9, 2008 at 00:06

    Exactly the kind of inr piss I work myself into when reading The Peking Quack. Or Blogging 4 CCP. Or [insert a blog of your choice]…

    Reply

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