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MyFenwai said
I don’t see how Aztec human sacrifice is any different than burning people at the stake or dunking “witches” into water until they died.
White people are by far the most savage, uncivilized beasts on the planet. The Mayans independently invented writing… honkey trash did not.
Slap2tickle said
Funny, I was under the mistaken belief that the Chinese invented everything.
Ned Kelly said
MyFenwai, me love you long time!
s said
@2
almost everything except “unick”, that honour goes to the yanks.
Slap2tickle said
Another mistaken belief, I thought the Chinese emperors invented it so that people wouldn’t make off with their wives.
s said
i think you are mistaking “unick” with eunuch. Whilst eunuch appeared in the records from ancient middle east, asia and europe, the phenomena of “unick” is very new and quite unique.
In fact “unicks” only came to existence during last few years, they are unsuspecting Caucasian males who had been lured by Mr Mylaowai’s infamous martini and then had their back passage plumbed by Mr MLW’s knob.
Normally, they would be classified as victims who everyone would feel sorry for.
Somehow, these mobs actually were very thankful of Mr MLW doing all the dirty work cleaning up their back passage (in which they also draw great pleasure from the whole process) and became lap dogs of Mr MLW. They felt they are so unique hence the name “unick”.
I believe a (ex- ?) German English teacher is part of the group and I’m sure you are one also because you gave it away here:
https://mylaowai.com/2009/06/16/june-4th-etc/#comment-8237
MyLaowai said
Stoogie, why is it that, of all the people who post here, you are the only one with unhealthy sexual obsessions? Honestly, and seriously, you should consider getting professional help for your condition.
C.A. Yeung said
I’m not interested in Stoogie’s obsessions, whatever they are. But since we are on the topic of eunuch, you may want to check out what our friend Chinglish Mao’s opinion on this topic:
http://tinyurl.com/le2ygx
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s said
why Mr Mylaowai, I just wonder which one of your lap dog said this about your Missus:
“if you only knew that your sister has her lips wrapped around my mongrel, caucroach, peasant cock because she was tired of you sneaking into her room at night trying to shag her in her sleep…”
You and you lap dogs are quick to give other a pat at the back for all your foul-mouth pub-talk wit at the expense of others and you come out with this kind of cry baby stuff ?
this again shows you are a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.
Ned Kelly said
S, and/or Myfenwai/Ferin,
You’re North Korean, aren’t you.
MyFenwai said
Why, do you like ’em under 8 and with rib cage showing?
C.A. Yeung said
No, we are just concerned that S, and/or Myfenwai/Ferin may have been one of those North Korean children in China who have been denied legal identity and access to education.
DaBizzare said
“White people are by far the most savage, uncivilized beasts on the planet.”
It’s a terrible shame we let scum like you into our countries. But I am somewhat amused, you seemed to have learned our language – for what purpose? Oh – to get a REAL job, have a REAL life etc… how amusing
S said
I may appear uneducated, that is because I’m bring myself down to your level.
justrecently said
I may appear uneducated, that is because I’m bring myself down to your level.
That kind of line is every idiot’s last resort.
Ned Kelly said
“I know you are, but what am I?”
MyFenwai said
It’s a terrible shame we let scum like you into our countries. But I am somewhat amused, you seemed to have learned our language – for what purpose? Oh – to get a REAL job, have a REAL life etc… how amusing
I speak a lot of languages, you worthless savage. Last I checked, no territory outside of Europe north of Gibraltar and East of the Urals is “your country”. I’m staying in Asia.. you should go back to Europe and frolic in the forests with the rest of your inbred, double digit IQ ilk.
Slap2tickle said
What MyFenwai fails to see is that it’s not about “Territory” anymore, it’s not about claiming as much land and sea as you can by force, that was the days of the barbarian hoards that ran around with sticks and stones smashing other peoples skulls in, which goes to show how backward the mentality is here, MyFenwai this is the 21st century, not the stone age. But what would you know with your caveman mentality and single digit IQ.
Slap2tickle said
I’ve just had the sudden realisation that the Borg are Chinese “We are the China, Lower your arms and surrender your country. We will add your religious and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us!”
Some scary parallels here.
MyLaowai said
StarTrek with Chinese Characteristics?
s said
You meant you lot had just got out of your caves and walked straight into the 21 century within the last few decades.
Wow, that is amazing.
This is what Chairman mylaowai called the great leap forward for the european barbarian.
The current century is not about “Territory” any more, it is about oil, the control of money …
I look forward to what the barbarians will turn out to be in the forthcoming decades.
Slap2tickle said
Thanks for that one MyLaowai, being fairly new to this website I kinda missed that one, and “S” as far as China is concerned it’s still about territory hence the problems with Taiwan, Tibet, XinJiang and the regular border disputes with Pakistan, as far as the disputes in the South China sea and closer to Japan that’s oil orientated. As for walking from our caves into the 21st century that’s called progress and development, light bulb, antibiotics, steam engine, motor car, aeroplane, computer and so on are all inventions in the last couple of hundred years or so none of which were invented in China, I think the fact that China refuses to move forward is the reason for the fact that it’s still developing whether or not that’s to do with the CCP or the mentality or the general people, but judging by your attitude it’s not hard to see why, yes maybe China is the 3rd biggest economy in the world but I’d rather choose the life back home with green fields, clean water, birds in the trees and clear blue skies and the freedom to take a dip in the river without my skin melting away any day. All I can say is do Chinese people have the luxury and lifestyle of the west, the home comforts and rights for workers and respect from their companies for doing hard work with the possibility of promotion or are they treated as disposable goods that are thrown away as soon as their usefulness has expired at the chance to save a few jiao for the company?
S said
@16,
I always have great respect for english teachers, especially German ones, I usually give them credit if they can count past 10.
S said
@23,
You are sounding like a broken record … next.
PS.
your choice if you want to make mylaowai your hero. Mylaowai has a checkered past, he is known to be verbally abusive to Mrs Mylaowai calling her anything from cold-blooded monster, slanty eye slut from Wuyi to “sawn-off savage cunt”.
MyLaowai said
… And yet she still lurves me. Lah.
S said
…this is not uncommon in many abusive relationships …poor sister Dolly.
But don’t get to cocky though, one nite, you will be awaken by pain and discover that Dolly is at the toilet flushing down your little white knob.
Slap2tickle said
@23/27 You’re repeating the same insults, how original, looks like you’re lost for words and in a desperate attempt to actually upset sb and make them angry you stab at people with the same worn out insults, who’s the broken record? And sorry to upset you S but mylaowai isn’t my hero, just another person spilling the truth, is it difficult for you to chew on, most Asians have a problem accepting the truth. Was fun at first S and myfenwai but I’m bored now.
Mohammed Kadeer said
I think the fact that China refuses to move forward is the reason for the fact that it’s still developing whether or not that’s to do with the CCP
So industrialization isn’t moving forward? Oh I forget, this is the chapter in your history where you went around the whole world pillaging and raping.
No, China doesn’t want to progress that way. 10% growth for the 2005-2010 period is satisfactory, don’t need 500 million tortured African slaves being murdered daily on plantations to bring it up to 11%. Might be worth it to the verminous white subhuman, but not to superior Chinese.
My Fenwai said
most Asians have a problem accepting the truth.
Obviously. This is why Japan and Korea stubbornly cling onto their overweight, mentally retarded, uncivilized master instead of tossing you into the ocean.
Most “Asians” don’t realize that white people are nothing but worthless subhuman apes compared to us. They lucked out, just before the Mongols were going to (again) wipe their asses with these worthless pasty roaches, their great Khan died. From then on you cultureless, illiterate mongrels stole China’s technology and used it to commit mass murder against others, witches, homosexuals and yourselves for 500 years.
When the time comes, hopefully the next guy doesn’t make the same mistake.
LoveChinaLongTime said
@#30: Problem is, EVERY SINGLE Asian country (except maybe Myanmar and N.K.) DOES NOT TRUST their great, benevolent “friend”, China.
A least you’re an active advocate for gay rights and witches, though.
MyFenwai said
Russia doesn’t seem to care, probably because it isn’t some insecure midget country with America’s fingers firmly planted up its mangina.
Japan might not trust China, since they started World War 2 with them and caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, but they are still willing to do business. Which is fine.
None of the Central Asian republics seem to mind China either.
And yes my heart bleeds for witches, gypsies, slavs and homosexuals.
S said
@23/28
“being fairly new to this website I kinda missed that one”
” you stab at people with the same worn out insults ”
poor little white boy feeling a bit violated, obviously you don’t get the purpose of this blog.
Slap2tickle said
Yawn, bored, Next.
Ned Kelly said
Why would anyone want to kill homosexuals? If you just leave them alone they die quickly enough on their own.
DaBizzare said
“From then on you cultureless, illiterate mongrels stole China’s technology and used it to commit mass murder against others, witches, homosexuals and yourselves for 500 years.”
The QiPao can be used for such purposes? Gosh, there are better uses for it. Mainly, removing it from a Piao Liang Niu just before you teach her what an orgasm is, because you needle-dicked bug-fuckers couldn’t satisfy a mouse on heat.
Slap2tickle said
@29
“No, China doesn’t want to progress that way. 10% growth for the 2005-2010 period is satisfactory, don’t need 500 million tortured African slaves being murdered daily on plantations to bring it up to 11%. Might be worth it to the verminous white subhuman, but not to superior Chinese.”
How about a 100 million Chinese?
FOARP said
漂亮牛? A beautiful cow? Listen dude, this is a family blog (although, that’s a pretty messed-up family, the kind that lives in the wilds of Alabama and has a lot of kids called Elly-May-Sue and Billy-Joe-Bob-Evans, has a whole armoury of automatic weapons and ‘keeps themselves to themselves’), take your disgusting animal fetishes somewhere else!
Billy-Joe-Bob-Evans said
Hey, that “piao liang niu” is also my sister’s half sister!!
Respect.
MyFenwai said
removing it from a Piao Liang Niu just before you teach her what an orgasm is
Not quite sure your microscopic, floppy dick can satisfy a cow. A caucroach pinhead might fit up there though.
S said
that “piao liang niu” happends to be my sister Mrs MLW …
a bit of respect please, otherwise Mr MLW may do a v-tech on you all
DaBizzare said
妞 – but I am hardly surprised you lot think of cows wearing QiPao.
MyFenwai said
Nice save, online translators are sure useful for ignorant albino niggers like yourself.
I think your beautiful cow is calling you.
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J_cherie_C said
wow, you guys are mean. I understand that everyone is proud to be who they are, and to have the heritage that they have, but you don’t realize that you can’t ever guarantee that you are %100 of one kind of race… I look white, but I have spanish, french, Hungarian, Native American, and even Irish in me. My grandfather was half french and half native american. If you paid attention in school, it was the spanish that invaded the mayans and aztecs. Columbus was a spaniard. They look white, but most mexicans now can be traced back to spaniard origin. How do you think the whole world got populated. People migrate. There is no race, or community more savage than another. There are tales of killing people for food, sport, sacrifice, fear, and so much in every part of the world. You think you are better because of the color of your skin, then that is what proves your ignorance. You are all ignorant. Look at history through the view of a third party, not your own eyes, or they eyes of your community.
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