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Posted by MyLaowai on Friday, December 25, 2009
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Ned Kelly said
She has no ass.
MyLaowai said
To a man who has lived in China for many years, Eve has a great ass. And even better, it isn’t like that of a little boy. Yeehaa!
Ned Kelly said
Bah. Bring her back after she’s had a few cheeseburgers and done some cycling to build up those skeletal concentration-camp legs.
Slap2tickle said
@3 I don’t think you’d complain if she came bundled under your tree on Christmas morning, at the very least you could set her to do some cleaning.
banger said
Well I would not mind her the next few hours under my tree trunk ;)
banger said
well i will not mind taking up the job of lossening the small ass.
Slap2tickle said
It’s a pity she doesn’t have any stockings to hang up for gifts. Suppose you could fit plenty in the bra though.
Stranded Mariner said
@MyLaowai
Mate, you got to admit, she IS a bit skinny.
MyLaowai said
She was the only person answering the advertisement whom I could afford.
2010: “Must try harder”
Ned Kelly said
She’s another one who fell for the Sodomite Lobby’s propaganda – that a “beautiful” woman is one with a skinny non-reproductive body like a little boy. The reason why the fashion industry prefers sickly-thin models resembling boys is because it’s run by male Sodomites.
Tex said
She is an agent for the Zionists to hide the truth of 9/11!!!!