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Meet Christmas Eve

Posted by MyLaowai on Friday, December 25, 2009

11 Responses to “Meet Christmas Eve”

  1. Ned Kelly's avatar

    Ned Kelly said

    She has no ass.

  2. MyLaowai's avatar

    MyLaowai said

    To a man who has lived in China for many years, Eve has a great ass. And even better, it isn’t like that of a little boy. Yeehaa!

  3. Ned Kelly's avatar

    Ned Kelly said

    Bah. Bring her back after she’s had a few cheeseburgers and done some cycling to build up those skeletal concentration-camp legs.

  4. Slap2tickle's avatar

    Slap2tickle said

    @3 I don’t think you’d complain if she came bundled under your tree on Christmas morning, at the very least you could set her to do some cleaning.

  5. banger's avatar

    banger said

    Well I would not mind her the next few hours under my tree trunk ;)

  6. banger's avatar

    banger said

    well i will not mind taking up the job of lossening the small ass.

  7. Slap2tickle's avatar

    Slap2tickle said

    It’s a pity she doesn’t have any stockings to hang up for gifts. Suppose you could fit plenty in the bra though.

  8. @MyLaowai
    Mate, you got to admit, she IS a bit skinny.

  9. MyLaowai's avatar

    MyLaowai said

    She was the only person answering the advertisement whom I could afford.

    2010: “Must try harder”

  10. Ned Kelly's avatar

    Ned Kelly said

    She’s another one who fell for the Sodomite Lobby’s propaganda – that a “beautiful” woman is one with a skinny non-reproductive body like a little boy. The reason why the fashion industry prefers sickly-thin models resembling boys is because it’s run by male Sodomites.

  11. Tex's avatar

    Tex said

    She is an agent for the Zionists to hide the truth of 9/11!!!!

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