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MyLaowai Charity Update

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, August 2, 2011

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3 Responses to “MyLaowai Charity Update”

  1. Long Long Time Been Here said


  2. dabizarre said

    the problem is she thinks a dick is 1 inch long, yellow, flaccid and capable of approximately 30 seconds of performance – assuming its owner hasn’t over-indulged in its favourite pasttime of alcoholic digestion, in which case… oh forget it. You really thinks she knows dick? I don’t.

    • MyLaowai said

      Oh, I dunno. It’s my experience that a lot of girls in China are very eager to meet Dick. Real Dick, that is, not his retarded oriental cousin Toothpick. I’m constantly receiving requests for me to introduce these girls to Dick, and his friend John Thomas.

      I think a lot of girls in this country have met Dick. Whether or not their husbands know about it… That’s another question.

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