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Sold to the Chinese!
Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, July 23, 2009
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Newsflash!
Posted by MyLaowai on Wednesday, April 1, 2009
The Chinese Communist Party has today announced that it, and all the serfs it controls, will start acting like grown ups, effective immediately. They further stated that they will no longer “act like whiney little children whenever we don’t get our own way”, and “plan on telling the truth in future”. Wang Xiansheng, the spokesperson for the Propaganda Ministry, broke the news at a hastily-called midnight press conference in the main bunker at Zhongnanhai.
World leaders were quick to welcome the news.
This post loses all validity at 12:00PM, Celestial Kingdom Standard Time.
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