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Posted by MyLaowai on Wednesday, April 1, 2009

The Chinese Communist Party has today announced that it, and all the serfs it controls, will start acting like grown ups, effective immediately. They further stated that they will no longer “act like whiney little children whenever we don’t get our own way”, and “plan on telling the truth in future”. Wang Xiansheng, the spokesperson for the Propaganda Ministry, broke the news at a hastily-called midnight press conference in the main bunker at Zhongnanhai.

World leaders were quick to welcome the news.


This post loses all validity at 12:00PM, Celestial Kingdom Standard Time.

2 Responses to “Newsflash!”

  1. johnsmith9876 said

    You didn’t report the part that they also announced that whatever they will do is now defined as “acting like grown ups and telling the truth” and must not be construed as “act like whiney little children whenever we don’t get our own way”. Anyone insinuating that will be forcefully denounced.

  2. justrecently said

    Happy All Fool’s Day.
    Bloody hegemonist. Wang Xiansheng and Jiang Yu will always point out the lies and bias of this too-CNN blog to terminate its activities at an early date.

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