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Definitions

Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, May 12, 2007

Han-Dover (v.): Similar to Bend-Over [and touch your toes while we insert this length of rough-sawn timber]. See also Hong Kong.

– From the MyLaowai Dictionary.

Han-onymous call (n.): Some Han Chinese cunt calls your mobile, because he made a mistake when he jotted down the phone number of that KTV girl he was with the other day. He only bleats ‘wei?…wei!…weiii?’, and refuses to give his name or the nature of his business. You hang up on him, and the above process is repeated another 20 odd times. After all, he is Han Chinese, so he can’t have dialled the wrong number.

– From the StrandedMariner Dictionary

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    Stranded Mariner said

    Sunday, June 3, 2007 at 18:06

    Han-Dover. First I thought you were referring to Dover (the one with the white cliffs etc.)
    Like that customer in the wines and spirits department in TESCO.

    Customer to shop assistant: ‘Sir, can you recommend a good port ?’

    Shop assistant: ‘Yes, Dover. And now f**k off back home’.

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