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Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, May 24, 2007

Han-Deeman (n.): Peasant farmer who is also a plumber who is also an electrician who is also an accountant who is also an expert on International Relations. He’s a guy who can do anything at all. Just not very well.

– From the MyLaowai Dictionary.

Han-dromeda Galaxy (n.): Neighbour galaxy of our Milky Way, believed to be the ancient home of the Han Chinese, and origin of an extremely resistant strain of the clap, also known as the Han-dromeda Strain.

– From the StrandedMariner Dictionary.

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Posted by MyLaowai on Sunday, May 20, 2007

Han-Djob (n.): Haircut with Chinese Characteristics.

– From the MyLaowai Dictionary.

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Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, May 15, 2007

HAN (n.): Computers that have been networked specifically in order to enable a user to operate MSN Messenger and QQ.

– From the MyLaowai Dictionary.

Han-ticipation (n.): Expectation, intuition, or foreknowledge that something will go seriously wrong, because you are dealing with Han Chinese. See also Cluster fuck (Charlie Foxtrott) and Chinese fire drill.

– From the StrandedMariner Dictionary.

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Posted by MyLaowai on Saturday, May 12, 2007

Han-Dover (v.): Similar to Bend-Over [and touch your toes while we insert this length of rough-sawn timber]. See also Hong Kong.

– From the MyLaowai Dictionary.

Han-onymous call (n.): Some Han Chinese cunt calls your mobile, because he made a mistake when he jotted down the phone number of that KTV girl he was with the other day. He only bleats ‘wei?…wei!…weiii?’, and refuses to give his name or the nature of his business. You hang up on him, and the above process is repeated another 20 odd times. After all, he is Han Chinese, so he can’t have dialled the wrong number.

– From the StrandedMariner Dictionary

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Posted by MyLaowai on Sunday, May 6, 2007

Han-tipathy (n.): A strong feeling of aversion or repugnance against Han Chinese. (generally developed after an extended stay in areas populated by them.)

From the StrandedMariner Dictionary.

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Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, April 30, 2007

Han-dicapped (Adj): An inability to complete tasks and function properly because one is born Han Chinese.

From the Yellow Wings Dictionary.

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