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My Wet Pussy Award – February ’08

Posted by MyLaowai on Thursday, February 28, 2008

Anyone who has taken a bus, a taxi, or the subway in Shanghai will be aware of the award-winning exploits of those zany friends of language learning, David Wu and his buddies Jim and Rich.

David, referring to himself in his blog as a Superstar Entertainer in China, is almost single-handedly responsible for teaching Diligent Chinese Citizens such fantastically useful English words as ‘vator (apparently this is what normal people refer to as a ‘lift’). As he says of himself:

Yes,I’m sort of know around as the, “English Teacher” on T.V. Ever since Channel V’s “Go West” program came out, learning English has took on a whole different meaning.”

No Shit.

David, not only are you the most annoyingly wet twat I’ve ever seen whilst hanging on for dear life in the back of a Shanghainese taxi, you are also a complete and utter Wet Pussy. And we all know what that means, don’t we?

David Wu – My Wet Pussy Award, February ’08

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6 Responses to “My Wet Pussy Award – February ’08”

  1. Neddy said

    By the looks of it (and of his blog) he IS a twat allright, but forgive your friends and readers for not commenting on your February Award: On my part, at least, I (happily) did not know that this bleeder even existed, till I read your post! A Superstar Entertainer in China, my…

  2. MyLaowai said

    Hahaha I have just confirmed the winner for March. I might hold it up my sleeve for a day or two, to make it look like I gave all the other twats a chance to qualify, but rest assured, this one is a doozy…

  3. Neddy said

    Looking forward to it, need something to laugh at after having come across one Louise Blouhard’s “(Mis)judgement: Spielberg And The Beijing Olympics”

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/louise-macbain/misjudgement-spielberg_b_89037.html

    “China in its development needs to be patiently supported, and in this support we will find willing partners to solve a number of these pressing global problems. We all have skeletons in our closets and we have to resist the urge to point fingers.”

    My personal twat of the month.

  4. It looks like we will not run out of twats for decades to come.

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