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Design-A-Logo Contest

Posted by MyLaowai on Wednesday, April 27, 2011

According to the South China Morning Post, “China’s space programme is asking the public to come up with a name and logo for a space station it plans to launch into orbit in the future.”

Here are the three front-runners, as they will look when in service:

Takeaway Station
Jiuquan No.6 Golden Dragon Lucky Garden Rice Bowl Station
“In Space, No One Can Taste Melamine“

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Laundry Station
Dongfeng No.39 Red & Yellow Super-Lucky Double-Happy Wonderful Laundry Station
“In Space, No One Can Hear You Steam“

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Peking No.888 Extra-Long-Time Wonderful Lucky Happy-Ending Massage and Donut Emporium
“In Space, No One Can See You Cream“

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6 Responses to “Design-A-Logo Contest”

  1. Passing by's avatar

    Passing by said

    Wednesday, April 27, 2011 at 11:45

    SOFA!!!

    Oh yeah! I’m on the sofa baby!

    Reply
  2. Longlong time been here's avatar

    Longlong time been here said

    Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 08:49

    Priceless!

    Reply
  3. Stranded Mariner's avatar

    Stranded Mariner said

    Friday, April 29, 2011 at 16:16

    Fantastic Mate! :)

    Reply
  4. dabizarre's avatar

    dabizarre said

    Saturday, April 30, 2011 at 03:45

    There’s some missing:

    CCCyberPunk Orbiting Mind Control Laser
    In space, no-one can bear you dream

    Melly Mean Myeloproliferatis
    In space, no-one can hear your spleen

    The floating firewall
    In space, we can block your stream

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