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China Goes Arctic

Posted by MyLaowai on Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Amid the flurry of activity from other countries laying claim to the vast reserves of the Arctic, no-one has noticed China’s claim.

Around the 15th Century, China of course not only circumnavigated the pole, on a daring sea journey led by famous explorer Po La, whose name was later used to name this area, but also settled there. The Eskimos are direct descendants of these Chinese. Have a close look. Flat faces, flat noses, dark yellow skin, black hair and eyes… and adhere to the belief that Budweiser is a great beer.

So, once this claim hits the court, it will be the first time since Mongolia was ceded that China will have territorial disputes to the North, South, East and West. Pesky Ruskies haven’t been pulling their weight in the ancient game of “Let’s see who can slap the sleeping giant the hardest with no retribution”.

More’s the pity.

One Response to “China Goes Arctic”

  1. Hans Dampf said

    Every place on earth rightfully belongs to China. You need to understand that every race that is not Chinese is impure and should be cleansed. All Hail China!

    (somehow this reminds me of something….)

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