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MyLaowai Store Sale

Posted by MyLaowai on Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The MyLaowai Webstore – Sale Now On!

Coupon Code: TooHot
Discount: 20% off the base price subtotal, no minimums

Coupon Code: forHoodies
Discount: 35% off the base price subtotal of $50+

Dates: Today, July 26 – Saturday, July 30

Disclaimer: Please enter coupon code TooHot OR forHoodies before completing checkout. Discount is applied to the base price and does not include shipping, taxes, or additional charges. This offer may not be combined with other offers. Orders under this promotion may be delayed beyond normal estimates. Coupons valid from 7/26/2011 to 7/30/2011 11:59 pm Mountain Time (which is in the overseas Chinese territory of the U.S.A.).

Oh, and I really do feel I should point this out – until recently they wouldn’t deliver to addresses in China. Sorry, but that’s just the way it was. I did ask and they said something about how every single order they’ve ever had from China involved the fraudulent use of a stolen credit card, and that Chinese Customs were in the habit of stealing the shipments for their own personal use, or words to that effect. So, sorry. That said, they have made some changes recently, so you could try your luck now. But would you want anything delivered to China that doesn’t arrive on a ballistic arc? I mean, really?

3 Responses to “MyLaowai Store Sale”

  1. Bill said

    Hey MLW, I may be visiting the whore of the orient in a week. You still there? We cant drink some Mao tai and chase it with a toxic milk shake. I’ll send you a mail.

    • MyLaowai said

      I’m not sure where I will be from one day to the next, but if I’m around I’ll be up for a drink or twelve.

      • dabizarre said

        From personal experience, he is never around. Can’t blame him though – the poor shit is trying to business. Which means his personal appearance at every productiuon line to personally supervise the actual delivery of something. Poor bugger. I’ll be trying to see you at the end of this month – for the … 5th time now? Sheeet nigga….

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