Wo Shi Laowai – Wo Pa Shui
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Long Long Time Been Here said
You know you’ve been in China too long when………people with chopsticks for arms and legs begin to look normal……
Jeff said
You know you’ve been in China too long when………people with cabbages for brains seem reasonable.
You buy a BLT from S####Y and the bacon is raw but you think awww fark it! they don’t know what a sandwich is anyway.
You settle for a half hearted BJ from 21 year old Tofu breath Ting Ting.
– (at least I didn’t pay for it :-p)
Chinese Netizen said
Been there too long when pasty skinned and white is attractive and dark & tanned equals peasant…
Jeff said
A bunch of ZERO titted girls!
AW Heck, all looks the same from behind.
MyLaowai said
China: where if you have a boy but want a girl, just roll him over and put his face in the pillow.
Chinese Netizen said
A fair fight in China: All those little douches vs. one Lao Wai.
Long Long Time Been Here said
And we can’t be having fair now can we, so they always invite their mates along to have a try, not forgetting their bats and knives to even it up even more, and if they don’t have, any large heavy object at the scene is good enough, if they can lift it!
Jeff said
How many young Chinese men does it take to change a light bulb?
MyLaowai said
One, but the light bulb’s got to want to change.
Jeff said
what size light bulb do you want?………………………………………..one day later, second hand flickering light bulb in place.
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