International Talk Like William Shatner Day
Posted by MyLaowai on Monday, March 22, 2010
Today, March 22nd, is International Talk Like William Shatner Day. For readers living in China, you’re especially blessed, for where else is it so easy to make out with alien chicks? So, do yourselves a favour, put on your best suit, invest in a xiaojie and a decent barstool, and boldly go where thousands have likely gone before.
Wo Shi Laowai - Wo Pa Shui 
Chinese Netizen said
This…is…simply…too…cool!
MyLaowai said
My thoughts… exactly.
justrecently said
I don’t know who William Shatner is. Maybe that’s good.
MyLaowai said
You know Nena, right? A.K.A Gabriele Kerner? She mentions him in her best-known song.
That’s who he is.
(Mind you, I prefer Nur Geträumt to 99 Luftballons, and to hell with what the masses think)
justrecently said
OK. I do know who Captain Kirk is.
MyLaowai said
And now you know who William Shatner is, too.
:) Happy happy everyday.
Strawman said
Three words: William Shatner’s Pants.
MyLaowai said
Speaking of Bill and Pants, he said the following:
“If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity, without taking your pants down. And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.”
Ha! Tell that to the women ’round ‘ere.
shanghaijed said
Capt. Kirk, Dr. McCoy and a Red Shirt Ensign beam down to Shanghai Expo site
Bones : “Dammit Jim, my God where are we, I’m Doctor not a brick layer….”
Kirk : “There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere… ”
red shirt gets gang pressed into the finishing the U.S.S. Pavilion
Chinese Netizen said
No no…red shirts were always the fodder that died first when beamed down to a new planet
Strawman said
I did. But they just pointed and laughed.
Slap2tickle said
You don’t need to take your pants down for them to point and laugh in this country.